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  • Johny Joe Hold
    Mayor of Freehold
     
    • Feb 2010
    • 12853

    #1

    Landover Baptist Will Not Cancel Easter Services

    I've been pressing Pastor Zeke for a final answer and heard back from him today. It's good news. Landover Baptist will hold Easter Services as it has done since forever.

    I'm thinking the Mayor's office needs to make some traffic control plans. With all the other churches closed people will be happy to hear of Pastor Zeke's decision. They will want to attend even though they are not members.

    Visitors will be taken aback by Pastor's laser focus on sin. It will do them good to hear that Pastor knows about their sin and has a powerful warning on what awaits them.

    I don't know about you, but I so am looking forward to Easter.
    Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
  • tkwhite
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Mar 2020
    • 108

    #2
    Re: Landover Baptist Will Not Cancel Easter Services

    Mr. Hold,

    I, too, can't wait. I have been looking forward to this very much! If the unsaved trash don't make it into Church, they are missing out big time!
    In Christ,

    Thomas K. White (That's Mr. White to you Sinners! )

    Rev 20:11-15

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    • Mary Etheldreda
      Gushing for Jesus
       
      • Sep 2011
      • 23775

      #3
      Re: Landover Baptist Will Not Cancel Easter Services

      Thank you for your diligence in looking out for us Mr. Mayor. Any preacher who ignores Easter Service is telling his flock that Jesus will remain dead for another year.
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • Prayer Warrior
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2011
        • 862

        #4
        Re: Landover Baptist Will Not Cancel Easter Services

        I won't name name, but I'm personally offended at all the other events out there that won't keep your commitments. When you make a gathering, in my book, you stick to it.

        Church gatherings, and even other activities that I'd never attend are being canceled worldwide. Concerts, conventions, amusement parks, sporting events, weddings, parties. In my book, when you make an event you stick to it. Who wants to arrange a hotel, book a flight just to find out their event has been canceled? If people want to get infected, that's their choice. The free market should be the decider here, not big government.

        It's the tough times like these where you see which organizations have integrity and are willing to stand by their commitments and which ones do not. I never have to worry about a cancellation when it comes to Landover Baptist!
        Close minded people are just right people who don't want to spend time arguing.

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        • tkwhite
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Mar 2020
          • 108

          #5
          Re: Landover Baptist Will Not Cancel Easter Services

          I agree with you, Prayer Warrior. I was supposed to take my private plane (I never fly via a commercial flight) to an event to do mission work only to find out that they cancelled the event because of COVID-19. Pretty disheartening if you ask me!
          In Christ,

          Thomas K. White (That's Mr. White to you Sinners! )

          Rev 20:11-15

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          • Johny Joe Hold
            Mayor of Freehold
             
            • Feb 2010
            • 12853

            #6
            Re: Landover Baptist Will Not Cancel Easter Services

            According to President Trump, the entire country will be back to normal the Monday following Easter Sunday. That coronavirus will be completely defeated.

            Landover Baptist will be perhaps the only church in the United States to hold services at that moment in history, praising God for saving Jesus and praising President Trump for saving the United States.

            I'm thinking network TV will broadcast the entire service.
            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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            • tkwhite
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Mar 2020
              • 108

              #7
              Re: Landover Baptist Will Not Cancel Easter Services

              Mr. Hold,


              I've heard that too. It saddens me how political pundits and sinners don't take our Godly President more seriously than they do.
              On a much happier note, Thank God for Landover! I am truly thankful this Church has, in the past, and always will stand up to adversity!


              Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
              According to President Trump, the entire country will be back to normal the Monday following Easter Sunday. That coronavirus will be completely defeated.

              Landover Baptist will be perhaps the only church in the United States to hold services at that moment in history, praising God for saving Jesus and praising President Trump for saving the United States.

              I'm thinking network TV will broadcast the entire service.
              In Christ,

              Thomas K. White (That's Mr. White to you Sinners! )

              Rev 20:11-15

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              • BibleReader2231
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Jul 2018
                • 567

                #8
                Re: Landover Baptist Will Not Cancel Easter Services

                Does this mean I will have an opportunity finally to attend a service at Landover Baptist Church? For whatever reason, the churches in my area have taken to sinful places like “Facebook”, “youtube”, and “freecams” (hope I’m pronouncing that correctly). How would my Pa and I be able to inquire about attending Easter Services in Freehold?
                My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).

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                • tkwhite
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Mar 2020
                  • 108

                  #9
                  Re: Landover Baptist Will Not Cancel Easter Services

                  Hello Maxine,

                  I would just check with the Pastors just to be safe. Hope this helps. Have a blessed day! I wouldn't worry about all those nasty sites are doing if I were you. They aren't worth your time.


                  Originally posted by BibleReader2231 View Post
                  Does this mean I will have an opportunity finally to attend a service at Landover Baptist Church? For whatever reason, the churches in my area have taken to sinful places like “Facebook”, “youtube”, and “freecams” (hope I’m pronouncing that correctly). How would my Pa and I be able to inquire about attending Easter Services in Freehold?
                  In Christ,

                  Thomas K. White (That's Mr. White to you Sinners! )

                  Rev 20:11-15

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                  • Mary Etheldreda
                    Gushing for Jesus
                     
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 23775

                    #10
                    Re: Landover Baptist Will Not Cancel Easter Services

                    Originally posted by BibleReader2231 View Post
                    Does this mean I will have an opportunity finally to attend a service at Landover Baptist Church?
                    No. Pastor Zeke does not tolerate cripples because Jesus Almighty Himself hates them. That includes intellectual cripples.

                    I hope you have a lovely Easter wherever you are, dear.
                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                    • Basilissa
                      South of the Border outreach program
                      True Christian™
                       
                      • Mar 2013
                      • 12992

                      #11
                      Re: Landover Baptist Will Not Cancel Easter Services

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel
                      We will absolutely be holding Easter Service. We will be holding Service EVERY Sunday and I will preside over it LIVE every time. We will be holding one hour services 24/7 of reruns of my greatest sermons of all time.
                      As in the past there are times when I cannot physically be present but my image on the JesMegaTron is the real deal. Attend, you will see me looking right at YOU! Fail to be there and I will know. God will know. Then in a weeks time, the attendance sheets will be published in God's Favorite Newpaper®, the Landover Truth and Light™.
                      Beloved Pastor Zeke: I would love to be there, but according to my calculations, Easter this year will fall exactly during "this" time of the month, which means I shouldn't be there, for the sake of others, of course. We just cannot risk anyone becoming unclean just because I selfishly decided to attend church. I mean I can avoid sitting or touching anything, but what if someone accidentally touches me? We wouldn't want to risk that.

                      Leviticus 15:19-21
                      19 And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.
                      20 And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.
                      21 And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.

                      I will send triple, no: quadruple amount of my regular tithes. Also, do you still have anything left from the dozen jars of edible gold I sent you for Christmas? If you are out of it, I'll send you another dozen. Or should I round it up to two dozens?
                      God created fossils to test our faith.

                      * * *

                      My favorite LBC sermons:
                      True Christians are Perfect!
                      True Christian™ Love.
                      Salvation™ made Easy!
                      You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                      Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                      Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                      Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                      Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                      The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                      Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                      God HATES Rational Thinking!
                      True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                      • Maria Knight
                        Forum Member
                        • Mar 2020
                        • 28

                        #12
                        Re: Landover Baptist Will Not Cancel Easter Services

                        That sounds absolutely wonderful!I know I'm still considered "unSaved trash" but I do pray that someday I will be able to witness such a Glorious event!


                        Unfortunately, every church in my here don't seem to have the same backbone and have cancelled services.


                        I will spend that entire day reading the Bible and praying.
                        Ephesians 6:23 Peace be to the brethren, and love with faith, from God the Father and the Lord Jesus Christ.
                        24 Grace be with all them that love our Lord Jesus Christ in sincerity. Amen.

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                        • Johny Joe Hold
                          Mayor of Freehold
                           
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 12853

                          #13
                          Re: Landover Baptist Will Not Cancel Easter Services

                          Originally posted by Maria Knight View Post
                          That sounds absolutely wonderful!I know I'm still considered "unSaved trash" but I do pray that someday I will be able to witness such a Glorious event!

                          Anyone coming to Freehold and Landover Baptist Church on Easter Sunday can rejoice. Freehold is coronavirus free. A map to prove it:


                          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29453

                            #14
                            Re: Landover Baptist Will Not Cancel Easter Services

                            I've never known a single Silver Tither® or above ever to be ill or need any special prayers to 'cure them' of some mysterious problem. It is always the Bronze® or below level Church members that appear to have problems.
                            There is a good reason these low level members have a designated parking area across the from the Church on Deuteronomy Boulevard. They are over there, watching on the screen while True Christians™ park in the lot next to the Church and ride in air conditioned buses to the entrance (Platinum Tithers® of course, have valet parking in the secured climate controlled garage, complete with complimentary fill ups and wash N waxes during services).
                            All Gods way of ensuring purity for the ascension into Heaven come the rapture (6/2020!!!)
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • Alvin Moss
                              Serving Jesus
                              True Christian™
                              • Aug 2013
                              • 4468

                              #15
                              Re: Landover Baptist Will Not Cancel Easter Services

                              There is a theory going around that Jesus may come back this Easter to gather His people around Him and then fight the final battle while the enemy is sick with the Plague. I can't make up my mind about that one way or another, but I have to admit it makes a lot of sense. I can't imagine missing Easter at Landover and then hearing that Jesus showed up and preached with Pastor Zeke. I'd never forgive myself. I'll be in Freehold on Easter morning for sure.
                              God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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