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  • #61
    Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

    Originally posted by Marbels View Post
    Besides, i think Jesus LOVES chocolate.
    There says nowhere in the KJV Bible about chocolate. Nothing supports what you thinks, sister (?) Marbels!
    Proverbs 14:1

    Every wise woman buildeth her house:
    but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands.

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    • #62
      Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

      Hello, I'm new here.

      Also I am very confused, may I eat chocolate without upsetting the lord?

      Thank you.

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      • #63
        Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

        Originally posted by _lobster_ View Post
        Hello, I'm new here.
        Welcome!

        Also I am very confused, may I eat chocolate without upsetting the lord?
        Yes, if you are a woman and it is Christian chocolate.

        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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        • #64
          Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

          Here comes Peter Cottontail
          Hoppin' down the bunny trail,
          Hippity hoppity,
          Easter's on its way


          Bringin' ev'ry girl and boy
          A basketful of Easter joy
          Things to make your Easter
          Bright and gay


          He's got jelly beans for Tommy
          Colored eggs for sister Sue
          There's an orchid for your mommy
          And an Easter bonnet too. Oh!


          Here comes Peter Cottontail
          Hoppin' down the bunny trail
          Hippity hoppity
          Happy Easter Day


          Here comes Peter Cottontail
          Hoppin' down the bunny trail
          Look at him hop and listen to him say,


          "Try to do the things you should"
          Maybe if you're extra good
          He'll roll lots of Easter eggs your way


          You'll wake up on Easter morning
          And you'll know that he was there
          When you find those choc'late bunnies
          That he's hiding ev'rywhere,
          Oh!


          Here' comes Peter Cottontail
          Hoppin' down the bunny trail
          Hippity hoppity
          Happy Easter Day.


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          • #65
            Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period



            You were saying?
            Drama queen

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            • #66
              Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

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              • #67
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                • #68
                  Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

                  Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
                  You're so close to being a True Christian(TM) Why are you being so stubborn about letting Jesus into your heart?
                  Drama queen

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                  • #69
                    Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

                    Originally posted by Pure_Angel View Post
                    There says nowhere in the KJV Bible about chocolate. Nothing supports what you thinks, sister (?) Marbels!
                    Chocolate comes from a plant.

                    Genesis 1:29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which [is] upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which [is] the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.

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                    • #70
                      Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

                      You can see the disappointment on the faces of the children when, instead of The Risen Christ, a pagan Easter Bunny appears:



                      (I don't see why anyone should think this at all funny.)
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                      • #71
                        Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

                        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                        You can see the disappointment on the faces of the children when, instead of The Risen Christ, a pagan Easter Bunny appears:



                        (I don't see why anyone should think this at all funny.)
                        There is so much wrong with that video. First of all, as you mentioned, the "bunny" instead of the Risen Christ. But what's wrong with those kids? My boys would be given something to cry about if they started bawling over a thump on the window. They should be grabbing their BB guns and taking out that minion of Satan.
                        Drama queen

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                        • #72
                          Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

                          Originally posted by Glendora Christianson View Post
                          Welcome to Easter is about Jesus - Dammit! A seasonal forum where Jesus' favorite followers (us of course!) can help preserve the true meaning of Easter. ENTHUSIASTIC MOTHER GLENDORA

                          PS No bunnies allowed and this forum will close soon after the anniversary of HIS resurrection.
                          Not according to Europe
                          “He who blesses his friend with a loud voice, rising early in the morning, it will be counted a curse to him.” – Proverbs 27:14

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                          • #73
                            Re: Easter is about Jesus. Period

                            Whenever a child dressed as a witch or an easter bunny comes knocking, I give them a piece of chocolate and a pamphlet explaining easter and the ressurrection of our lord.

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                            • #74
                              Re: Welcome to Easter is About Jesus - Dammit!

                              Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                              GLORY!!!!!!!

                              HAPPY EASTER DAMMIT!!!
                              What. The. Sick. Fuck.

                              You like pictures of cute bunnies dead, and celebration of easter trampled over? This is either the sickest joke, or you have a sick mind.

                              ~Praise Jesus
                              Savior Seeker.

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                              • #75
                                Re: Welcome to Easter is About Jesus - Dammit!

                                Originally posted by SaviorSeeker View Post
                                What. The. Sick. piffle.

                                You like pictures of cute bunnies dead, and celebration of easter trampled over? This is either the sickest joke, or you have a sick mind.

                                ~Praise Jesus
                                Savior Seeker.
                                "Easter" as the secular world celebrates it is a pagan holiday. We don't tolerate paganism here.

                                The Pagan Origin Of Easter

                                Is Easter Pagan?


                                Pagan Holidays: Christmas and Easter Exposed!


                                No real Christian would ever celebrate these abominations.

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