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  • Mrs. Rogers
    compassion personified
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 2692

    #1

    A most grisly Easter egg.

    Yet another reason why Christian children should not be subjected to pagan rituals -- you never know what Satan may have hidden for them under a bush.

    US teenagers in Iowa 'find body on egg hunt'

    Two US teenagers on an Easter egg hunt have found a body in a park, police say.

    The two found the man's body after they wandered away from their younger siblings on the hunt in Des Moines, Iowa.

    Police Sgt Chris Scott said the teenagers came across the man's body in a wooded area of Beaverdale Park on Saturday morning.

    About 100 children were taking part in the annual event. [...]
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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22895

    #2
    Re: A most grisly Easter egg.

    Is there any evidence that the body had died on Friday and that it had been placed in a cave sealed by a stone? I'm looking for a subject of next week's sermon. The message would be that only Jesus temporarily died for our sins - accept no substitute!

    Oh, I've just seen the article: apparently the police would not comment to say if the body were hanging from a tree - this means that the body was hanging from a tree. This is even better - we can bring Judas into this! It's be really convenient if the place could be called, "The Field of Blood."

    M't:27:3: Then Judas, which had betrayed him, when he saw that he was condemned, repented himself, and brought again the thirty pieces of silver to the chief priests and elders,
    M't:27:4: Saying, I have sinned in that I have betrayed the innocent blood. And they said, What is that to us? see thou to that.
    M't:27:5: And he cast down the pieces of silver in the temple, and departed, and went and hanged himself.
    M't:27:6: And the chief priests took the silver pieces, and said, It is not lawful for to put them into the treasury, because it is the price of blood.
    M't:27:7: And they took counsel, and bought with them the potter's field, to bury strangers in.
    M't:27:8: Wherefore that field was called, The field of blood, unto this day.
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    • Wide-Open
      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 18449

      #3
      Re: A most grisly Easter egg.

      I guess that's what they call a real [ATTACH]11993[/ATTACH].
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • John Smith
        Unsaved trash
        • Nov 2006
        • 127

        #4
        Re: A most grisly Easter egg.

        this story is horrible. those poor children omg they will need years of therapy to deal with this trauma. making fun of this is horrible you are all horrible. sorry.
        this site should be removed because it offends those who choose to have alternative lifestyles and beliefs and that is wrong and discriminatory and i know discrimination when i see it

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        • Mrs. Rogers
          compassion personified
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 2692

          #5
          Re: A most grisly Easter egg.

          Originally posted by John Smith View Post
          this story is horrible. those poor children omg they will need years of therapy to deal with this trauma. making fun of this is horrible you are all horrible.
          Oh stop sniveling, you wormy little man! Did you not read Brother Bathfire's post? He has found within the article a very Biblical and GODLY message to all True Christians™ -- so pull yourself together, for goodness sake!

          sorry.
          So you jolly well should be!
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          Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

          Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

          For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.

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          • exMormon
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2009
            • 282

            #6
            Re: A most grisly Easter egg.

            This man did not die for your sins, "John Smith". Why do you hate God and Jesus?

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            • Talitha
              Deaconess
              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
              True Christian™
              • May 2026
              • 15118

              #7
              Re: A most grisly Easter egg.

              I WAS NOT in the vicinity of Beaverdale Park AT ANY TIME recently.
              Nor do I own rope anything like whatever it was he died from, if indeed there was a rope involved.

              If anyone comes here making accusations, my Joo Lawyer is standing by.

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453

                #8
                Re: A most grisly Easter egg.

                Did the victims wallet have an ID belonging to 'Beaux McAnus'?
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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