[DerKaiserVonPreussen]

Re: Enjoy a blessed Eostre everyone!

* Pagan rambling*

Why do you hate Jesus?
Why do you want to go to hell?

[Fallen Angel]

Re: Enjoy a blessed Eostre everyone!

blessed be!!!!! ill b celebrating da godess dis easter but i hope she brings more sun so i can do da celebrating outside in natural. ill b praying to her 4 sure!!

[Miss Cassandra]

Re: Enjoy a blessed Eostre everyone!

blessed be!!!!! ill b celebrating da godess dis easter but i hope she brings more sun so i can do da celebrating outside in natural. ill b praying to her 4 sure!!

So will I, Sister!

Can I borrow some Jasmine from you, by the way? It doesn't really seem to do well in my own magickal garden, and if we burn incense without Jasmine, I'm afraid the Horned Hunter will never notice our celebrations...

[James Dewitt]

Re: Enjoy a blessed Eostre everyone!

So will I, Sister!

Can I borrow some Jasmine from you, by the way? It doesn't really seem to do well in my own magickal garden, and if we burn incense without Jasmine, I'm afraid the Horned Hunter will never notice our celebrations...

If I remember correctly, you where tossed in da slammer for growing your stuff in the magik garden, marijuana if I am not mistaken. Are you trying for strike two?
Speaking of Homer Hunters heard from Beaux lately, how is the boy doing in Tijuana? Still playing second fiddle to the donkeys?

[Miss Cassandra]

Re: Enjoy a blessed Eostre everyone!

If I remember correctly, you where tossed in da slammer for growing your stuff in the magik garden, marijuana if I am not mistaken. Are you trying for strike two?

That was a false accusation, thoroughly disproved. Are you telling me that growing Jasmine is illegal now as well?

Speaking of Homer Hunters heard from Beaux lately, how is the boy doing in Tijuana? Still playing second fiddle to the donkeys?

I knew you were going to ask that. I haven't heard from him since the elections. But I listen to the Voice of the Wind often, and it tells me that his soul now has found the peace and serenity it never found while he lived in Freehold. He was a good friend, and I will never forget him.

How are you doing, Jimmy? Still being the Pastors' faithful sidekick in keeping the theocracy going?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Enjoy a blessed Eostre everyone!

Cassie--I was at the supermarket the other day and saw someone with a cart full of root veggies, friut and nuts.

Didn't recognize the person but now I realize it was you.

Please tell us you have found Jesus and are saying goodby to your Pagan broom-riding ways.

[James Dewitt]

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=Miss Cassandra;716515]

That was a false accusation, thoroughly disproved. Are you telling me that growing Jasmine is illegal now as well?

False, yea right, Ofc Don just could not listen to the constant bitching. Mayor Hold let you off.

I knew you were going to ask that. I haven't heard from him since the elections. But I listen to the Voice of the Wind often, and it tells me that his soul now has found the peace and serenity it never found while he lived in Freehold. He was a good friend, and I will never forget him.

Still hearing things? Girl you need to back away from the marijuana buffet. That is SATAN talking to you. Jesus is the only friend you need!
Then again it could be the wind whistling though Beaux's stretched out rectum.

How are you doing, Jimmy? Still being the Pastors' faithful sidekick in keeping the theocracy going?

One day you will realize that you where wrong when you turned your back to Jesus. At that time, Pastor Zeke will gladley accept you back into the flock. I am praying for you. YIC James

[Miss Cassandra]

Re: Enjoy a blessed Eostre everyone!

Cassie--I was at the supermarket the other day and saw someone with a cart full of root veggies, friut and nuts.

Didn't recognize the person but now I realize it was you.

Please tell us you have found Jesus and are saying goodby to your Pagan broom-riding ways.

Of course not, mr. Mould. Would I be buying any vegetables then? Likely, I would rather be killing off another endangered animal species for dinner, if I had become a christian.

How's life as a puppet of the Landover Baptist Church? Having fun criminalizing and persecuting all forms of independent, enlightened thought in Freehold?

=Miss Cassandra;716515]Still hearing things? Girl you need to back away from the marijuana buffet. That is SATAN talking to you. Jesus is the only friend you need!

That you have no friends besides an imaginary guy that only exists in your head, doesn't mean that other people need no other friends either, Jimmy.

Though I must admit, the best friend I have are the trees, the wind and the creatures of the forest.

Then again it could be the wind whistling though Beaux's stretched out rectum.

The wind comes everywhere, and knows everything. Therefore, her secrets are to be desired. Unlike your ramblings, which are the product of a fevered mind trying to make sense of the hallucinations of traumatized tribesmen 2500 years ago.

One day you will realize that you where wrong when you turned your back to Jesus.

Want a bet?

At that time, Pastor Zeke will gladley accept you back into the flock. I am praying for you. YIC James

I am praying as well, to the Mother Goddess to reincarnate you as a homosexual in a True Christian community after you've died.

[James Dewitt]

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I am praying as well, to the Mother Goddess to reincarnate you as a homosexual in a True Christian community after you've died.

You are just evil, I offer to pray that you will find Jesus. You then pray that I die and then become a Homersexual, mind you that the thought of dieing and then living with Jesus is wonderful. The aspect of being a Homer, well you are just mean. I blame your parents.
You where not beaten nearly enough!

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Of course not, mr. Mould. Would I be buying any vegetables then? Likely, I would rather be killing off another endangered animal species for dinner, if I had become a christian.

How's life as a puppet of the Landover Baptist Church? Having fun criminalizing and persecuting all forms of independent, enlightened thought in Freehold?

My goodness, how disrespectful can one be of an elected offical??

But, since you asked, yes I'm doing fine. In fact, I am proud to use the power of government to bring Jesus to the good citizens of Freehold.

Independent, enlightened thought in Freehold? We read the Bible here, young lady. You should too.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Enjoy a blessed Eostre everyone!

Cassandra--There is something a little personal I need to bring up here.

At the supermarket the other day, I could not help but take note of your appearance.

The ladies to Freehold are always dressed smartly, obviously trying to please men. You, on the other hand, do not seem to care what men think of your appearance.

I noticed that you were wearing wool socks with Birkenstock sandals. And, you had bare legs that, well, needed a little attention.

I hope you interpret these observations in the spirit in which they are intended, to be helpful. It would make me so happy to see you married to a fine Freehold young man.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Enjoy a blessed Eostre everyone!

I am praying as well, to the Mother Goddess to reincarnate you as a homosexual in a True Christian community after you've died.

Really Cassandra, you should know here is no such thing as a gay TRUE Christian(tm). How many times has Pastor Zeke told you that?

PS Will you stop dumping bear feces around Zeke's house. I don't know what you game is, or were you keep that bear, but it's disgusting.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Enjoy a blessed Eostre everyone!

How did we not kill her during the last witch hunt!?

[Miss Cassandra]

Re: Enjoy a blessed Eostre everyone!

You are just evil, I offer to pray that you will find Jesus. You then pray that I die and then become a Homersexual, mind you that the thought of dieing and then living with Jesus is wonderful. The aspect of being a Homer, well you are just mean. I blame your parents.
You where not beaten nearly enough!

Aww...am I being too mean to little Jimmy?

My goodness, how disrespectful can one be of an elected offical??

Watch me.

Independent, enlightened thought in Freehold? We read the Bible here, young lady. You should too.

I can't really add anything to this. Nothing gives us a better insight into the current state of acceptance of independent, enlightened thought in Freehold than this comment.

Cassandra--There is something a little personal I need to bring up here.

At the supermarket the other day, I could not help but take note of your appearance.

The ladies to Freehold are always dressed smartly, obviously trying to please men. You, on the other hand, do not seem to care what men think of your appearance.

I noticed that you were wearing wool socks with Birkenstock sandals. And, you had bare legs that, well, needed a little attention.

I hope you interpret these observations in the spirit in which they are intended, to be helpful. It would make me so happy to see you married to a fine Freehold young man.

Mr. Mould! I thought you were a decent married true christian with a public function. Are you now actually ogling my legs when I do my Eostre shoppings? What would the Pastors think of that?

Anyway, I knitted those socks myself from wool from free range sheep. And if you're talking about my legs, well, that's what the leg of a woman looks like.
I know that you only make efforts to procreate in a darkened room under constant prayer against sin and sexual temptation, and that you live in a True Christian community where all women are required to cover themselves from their neck to their ankles, but you must understand that this results in you being slightly, um, inexperienced with seeing any female body part other than the face. I suggest you get used to it, mr. Mould.

Really Cassandra, you should know here is no such thing as a gay TRUE Christian™. How many times has Pastor Zeke told you that?

Quite often, actually. About as often as he told me that the earth was flat.

PS Will you stop dumping bear feces around Zeke's house. I don't know what you game is, or were you keep that bear, but it's disgusting.

Me dumping bear feces around his house? That's ridiculous! Do I look like a bear? Or like someone who is physically able to carry around many pounds of bear excrements around (they produce a lot of it every time)?

Of course not. The trick is to place the berries at the right spot. They love blueberries, and it really affects their digestive processes, creating the pungent smell our dear Pastor referred to as "like the waste of a gay-infested public toilet." How such a godly man learned the smell of gay public toilets is something we'll leave aside for the moment.

How did we not kill her during the last witch hunt!?

I don't know, dear Crank, but maybe it had something to do with my coven hiding in the Landover Baptist main chapel, which was abandoned for the entire day when all church members were strolling around in the forest accidentally shooting each other.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Enjoy a blessed Eostre everyone!

How did we not kill her during the last witch hunt!?

Camouflage, Cranky remind me to call Sheriff Don, me thinks she is growing pot again. A raid is called for.