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  • #91
    Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

    Originally posted by Remy Lebeau View Post
    As True Christian conservative white male republicans we are the most discriminated majority in America. It's bad enough that we are persecuted outside the gates of Freehold, but even worse when some unsaved trash comes into our online home and berates us. Being white, rich, conservative and Christian is very hard.
    You people are really starting to piss me off. I come here to be Saved® and all I get are infractions. Didn't Jesus accept sinners? Are you not supposed to try to help me end my sinful ways? I don't think you want to help save people. If you all don't help me become a True Christian**™ then I don't think you all are True Christians™ yourselves. Now I implore you, please save me!!!!

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    • #92
      Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

      Originally posted by LoveThatGod View Post
      You people are really starting to piss me off. I come here to be Saved® and all I get are infractions. Didn't Jesus accept sinners? Are you not supposed to try to help me end my sinful ways? I don't think you want to help save people. If you all don't help me become a True Christian**™ then I don't think you all are True Christians™ yourselves. Now I implore you, please save me!!!!
      You have already been saved. This is where the name "Christianity" comes from. The Bible tells Christians that if they believe that Christ died for their sins, they will have everlasting life. So you see, your sins have already been forgiven. Prior to His sacrifice, believers (they would not have been "Christians" yet) where required to provide a blood sacrifice upon the altar in the tent of meeting (the tabernacle). This is known as a Sin Offering (see signature). It is discussed in great detail throughout Exodus and Leviticus.


      P.S. I am a very happy Athiest.
      Exodus 29:16 And thou shalt slay the ram, and thou shalt take his blood, and sprinkle it round about upon the altar.

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      • #93
        Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

        Originally posted by shezmu View Post
        You have already been saved. This is where the name "Christianity" comes from. The Bible tells Christians that if they believe that Christ died for their sins, they will have everlasting life. So you see, your sins have already been forgiven. Prior to His sacrifice, believers (they would not have been "Christians" yet) where required to provide a blood sacrifice upon the altar in the tent of meeting (the tabernacle). This is known as a Sin Offering (see signature). It is discussed in great detail throughout Exodus and Leviticus.


        P.S. I am a very happy Athiest.
        We'll see how happy you are when you're burning for eternity in hell. You too must asked to be Saved®.

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        • #94
          Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

          Originally posted by LoveThatGod View Post
          You people are really starting to piss me off. I come here to be Saved® and all I get are infractions. Didn't Jesus accept sinners? Are you not supposed to try to help me end my sinful ways? I don't think you want to help save people. If you all don't help me become a True Christian**™ then I don't think you all are True Christians™ yourselves. Now I implore you, please save me!!!!
          That's Jesus' job, not ours. Have you read the Bible all the way through? Have you set up a tithing plan yet?
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • #95
            Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

            Originally posted by LoveThatGod View Post
            We'll see how happy you are when you're burning for eternity in hell. You too must asked to be Saved®.

            Sorry, I must have mistaken you for sane.
            Exodus 29:16 And thou shalt slay the ram, and thou shalt take his blood, and sprinkle it round about upon the altar.

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            • #96
              Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

              Originally posted by LoveThatGod View Post
              We'll see how happy you are when you're burning for eternity in hell. You too must asked to be Saved®.
              It's not our job to save you, trash. It's impossible for us to save you. You have to ask Jesus to save you. You clearly know nothing about Christianity. Read the Bible and leave us alone.

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              • #97
                Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                It can't hurt!

                Be sure and post your receipt after making your Love Offering to Jesus.
                Pastor do u believe in dragons?

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                • #98
                  Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

                  Originally posted by salazar View Post
                  Pastor do u believe in dragons?
                  Dragons are in The Bible. Now why don't you believe in dragons when they have been proven to have existed?

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  • #99
                    Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                    Dragons are in The Bible. Now why don't you believe in dragons when they have been proven to have existed?
                    i never said i didnt beleive in dragons i just asked a simple question and i wasn't talkie to you

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                    • #100
                      Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

                      Every member of the Landover Baptist Church believe in dinosaurs (aka dragons, as they are called in the Bible). Only lunatic conspiracy theorists don't believe in dinosaurs.

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                      • #101
                        Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

                        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                        That's Jesus' job, not ours. Have you read the Bible all the way through? Have you set up a tithing plan yet?
                        Well thank you for some constructive advice. I will start on the Bible tonight. Now please explain how I can set up a tithing plan.

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                        • #102
                          Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

                          Originally posted by Heathen_Basher View Post
                          It's not our job to save you, trash. It's impossible for us to save you. You have to ask Jesus to save you. You clearly know nothing about Christianity. Read the Bible and leave us alone.
                          Should you not follow in Christ's footsteps and help us poor souls be Saved®? I admit I know little about True Christianity™, which is precisely why I need the help of the people here. Please, show God how much you care by offering advice. I have already starting praying to Jesus. As I said, I will start on the Bible tonight. What else?

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                          • #103
                            Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

                            Originally posted by shezmu View Post
                            Sorry, I must have mistaken you for sane.
                            You must be quite insane since you are not interested in being Saved®.

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                            • #104
                              Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

                              Originally posted by LoveThatGod View Post
                              Should you not follow in Christ's footsteps and help us poor souls be Saved®? I admit I know little about True Christianity™, which is precisely why I need the help of the people here. Please, show God how much you care by offering advice. I have already starting praying to Jesus. As I said, I will start on the Bible tonight. What else?
                              What you need to do is;
                              1. Take some personal responsibility and REPENT(tm) of your depravity
                              2. Accept Jesus as your personal SAVIOR(tm) and turn your life over to Him
                              3. Follow ALL of God's laws and commandments in The Bible
                              4. Tithe to His Church*


                              It really is that simple.

                              * Which goes without saying is Landover Baptist since we are the only TRUE Christian(tm) church out there.

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                              • #105
                                Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

                                Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                                What you need to do is;
                                1. Take some personal responsibility and REPENT™ of your depravity
                                2. Accept Jesus as your personal SAVIOR™ and turn your life over to Him
                                3. Follow ALL of God's laws and commandments in The Bible
                                4. Tithe to His Church*


                                It really is that simple.

                                * Which goes without saying is Landover Baptist since we are the only TRUE Christian™ church out there.
                                Sounds easy enough. 2 is taken care of. 1 will be taken care of immediately. 3 is pending my completion of the Bible so I can know all of God's laws. And 4 is pending my finding out how to tithe to Landover Baptist. Thank you so much TRUE Christian™!!

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