[Bobby-Joe]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

Sounds easy enough. 2 is taken care of. 1 will be taken care of immediately. 3 is pending my completion of the Bible so I can know all of God's laws. And 4 is pending my finding out how to tithe to Landover Baptist. Thank you so much TRUE Christian™!!

No friend, you have not completed #2. You only accepted Jesus as your personal savior, not your Personal SAVIOR™. There is an important difference. For one thing you would know what parts of the Bible to read and were to send your money because Jesus was guiding you.

You see friend. Why we say we can't save and why you can't save yourself is because as human beings we all are incapable of making TRULY virtuous choices. Only God can do that so that is why Christ must elect you to SALVATION™.

Salvation threw good works is a lie from Satan himself.

[LoveThatGod]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

No friend, you have not completed #2. You only accepted Jesus as your personal savior, not your Personal SAVIOR™. There is an important difference. For one thing you would know what parts of the Bible to read and were to send your money because Jesus was guiding you.

You see friend. Why we say we can't save and why you can't save yourself is because as human beings we all are incapable of making TRULY virtuous choices. Only God can do that so that is why Christ must elect you to SALVATION™.

Salvation threw good works is a lie from Satan himself.

I see. Well then fuck this shit, I'm outta here!!!!! God can eat my shit and Jesus© can lick my butthole clean. And you, Bobby-Joe, you can swallow my nut. Then you can regurgitate it into the mouths of the other TRUE Christians™ like a mother bird feeding her young.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

You are really radiating with God's love right now, aren't you?

[LoveThatGod]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

I see. Well then piffle this shit, I'm outta here!!!!! God can eat my shit and Jesus© can lick my butthole clean. And you, Bobby-Joe, you can swallow my nut. Then you can regurgitate it into the mouths of the other TRUE Christians™ like a mother bird feeding her young.

Hmm, you can't say Fuck on here. It changes it to piffle. Piffle seems like a pretty fucked word to me. So all you fucking fuckers can go fuckpiffle each other (I know you secretly do).

[Johnnyboy]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

I see. Well then piffle this shit, I'm outta here!!!!! God can eat my shit and Jesus© can lick my butthole clean. And you, Bobby-Joe, you can swallow my nut. Then you can regurgitate it into the mouths of the other TRUE Christians™ like a mother bird feeding her young.

Son, what kind of fit are you having? Words like those will have you Hellbound.

God Bless

[LoveThatGod]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

You are really radiating with God's love right now, aren't you?

I am filled with the love of God and it is bursting forth from me.

[Meek and Humble]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

I am filled with the love of God and it is bursting forth from me.

So this is the love of God bursting from you?

I see. Well then piffle this shit, I'm outta here!!!!! God can eat my shit and Jesus© can lick my butthole clean. And you, Bobby-Joe, you can swallow my nut. Then you can regurgitate it into the mouths of the other TRUE Christians™ like a mother bird feeding her young.

Sounds more like what Satan would say.

[Brother William]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

Hmm, you can't say piffle on here. It changes it to piffle. Piffle seems like a pretty piffleed word to me. So all you piffleing piffleers can go pifflepiffle each other (I know you secretly do).

Easy my brother. Take solace that the Lord is with you always and may his light safely guide you on your journey.

piffle: to talk or act in a trivial, inept, or ineffective way

[LoveThatGod]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

Son, what kind of fit are you having? Words like those will have you Hellbound.

God Bless

The Savior® Jesus© has control of me. His Wisdom® flows through me.

[Johnnyboy]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

The Savior® Jesus© has control of me. His Wisdom® flows through me.

Please go back and read all of your posts. Do you really think His wisdom flows through you? You are either crazy as a loon, or a Grade A troll.

[LoveThatGod]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

Easy my brother. Take solace that the Lord is with you always and may his light safely guide you on your journey.

piffle: to talk or act in a trivial, inept, or ineffective way

Piffle just sounds like a word the gays would use. Read that edited sentence of mine and tell me it doesn't sound like words of a sodomite.

[Johnnyboy]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

Piffle just sounds like a word the gays would use. Read that edited sentence of mine and tell me it doesn't sound like words of a sodomite.

Yes, you do sound like a sodomite. Now you're starting to make sense.

[LoveThatGod]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

Please go back and read all of your posts. Do you really think His wisdom flows through you? You are either crazy as a loon, or a Grade A troll.

The Lord© works in mysterious ways, does he not? I cannot understand it myself, but I feel a great and holy power surging through my very being. I am neither crazy, nor a troll. You, however, are either a turd burglar or an ass bandit.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

I am filled with the love of God and it is bursting forth from me.

Are all atheists as terrible liars as you are friend?

[LoveThatGod]

Re: WHY ARE ATHIESTS SO MISERABLE?

Yes, you do sound like a sodomite. Now you're starting to make sense.

My boy, you do not read well. It is my edited post (edited by the likes of you) that is clearly the work of a sodomite. My original post was pure, unadulterated Godly brilliance.