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Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled
I just don't have time to read all the previous posts. I just wanted to say the only midget I trust is our dear Midge, who was healed of midgetry by the Divine Hand of God(R) years ago before our eyes on this, God's Favorite Forum. One day she was knee high to someone's knees, and then Jesus reached His Miraculous Healing Hand and touched Midge, elongating her instantly. There were so many skeptics demanding proof. Pshaw! We aren't doubting Thomases here; we believe the Word of the Lord in its entirety and the Bible clearly tell us that if we ask, in faith believing, our wishes are granted. Not maybe, not if, but ARE, WILL BE granted. Hallelujah to the King!
I wish Midge would visit again so we could marvel at her height and share in her miracle again - a miracle that filled us all with hope and strengthened our faith. GLORY!
I just don't have time to read all the previous posts. I just wanted to say the only midget I trust is our dear Midge, who was healed of midgetry by the Divine Hand of God(R) years ago before our eyes on this, God's Favorite Forum. One day she was knee high to someone's knees, and then Jesus reached His Miraculous Healing Hand and touched Midge, elongating her instantly. There were so many skeptics demanding proof. Pshaw! We aren't doubting Thomases here; we believe the Word of the Lord in its entirety and the Bible clearly tell us that if we ask, in faith believing, our wishes are granted. Not maybe, not if, but ARE, WILL BE granted. Hallelujah to the King!
I wish Midge would visit again so we could marvel at her height and share in her miracle again - a miracle that filled us all with hope and strengthened our faith. GLORY!
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