May I start by quoting the relevant scripture which tells us very clearly, that these creatures are not welcome in the Lord's heaven.
Leviticus 21:18 - 21:21
16 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
17 Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.
18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
21 No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.
Prepare yourself before you read any further, it's horrifying.
It seems the horrible thing took unnecessary offence to an innocent joke played by the local council who, after providing the ungrateful demon with free housing, hilariously built the kitchen worktops too high for the disgusting creature to use.
Why can't the unsaved ever see the humour in things?
I won't go into further detail here, in case women or children accidentally happen to view my post, but the full gory details can be found in this link.
Leviticus 21:18 - 21:21
16 And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
17 Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.
18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
21 No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.
Prepare yourself before you read any further, it's horrifying.
It seems the horrible thing took unnecessary offence to an innocent joke played by the local council who, after providing the ungrateful demon with free housing, hilariously built the kitchen worktops too high for the disgusting creature to use.
Why can't the unsaved ever see the humour in things?
I won't go into further detail here, in case women or children accidentally happen to view my post, but the full gory details can be found in this link.


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