[heymatey]

Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

Can you please tell me how you know the Bible is correct? Please do not use a circular argument but I really want to fully know why it is correct without you basing it on Jesus or fantastical occurences

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

Can you please tell me how you know the Bible is correct? Please do not use a circular argument but I really want to fully know why it is correct without you basing it on Jesus or fantastical occurences

Of course, dear girl! There are lots of extra-Biblical data that confirm what we already know: that the only Truth™ to be found is in the Bible!



1. Eyewitness testimony of those who actually lived during Biblical times. For instance, archeological evidence supports the Bible, such as descriptions of cities have been confirmed with archeology. Genesis 10:11.
2. Eyewitness testimony of us who have had their lifes changed and the changes are consistent with SCRIPTURE! Luke 1:47.
3. Fullfilled prophecies in the Bible. For example, Daniel 2 predicted the Roman empire and much more. Daniel 2:34.
4. The unique consistent nature of Biblical manuscripts during a time of widespread illiteracy, unreliable scribes and slow communications. Psalms 12:6.
5. The necessity of God for logic and science. In science, the heresy of evil looting propagated by cat licks and other false Christians gives absolutely no support to a mind that could be trusted. How could chance fluctuations in the quantum spacetime produce a mind that could RELIABLY investigate its character. If it was due to chance, we would not be able to trust anything. The same for logic. Ruth 2:12.

This is the intellectual background and empirical evidence upon which comes the personal spiritual background of sensing God's presence and feeling the JOY OF JESUS HAVING DIED TEMPORARILY FOR US.
Information in a much wider scale to gain a deeper understanding on all the points above is available here in the LBC Forum.

Daniel 3:17
If it be so, our God whom we serve is able to deliver us from the burning fiery furnace, and he will deliver us out of thine hand, O king.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[garfield123]

Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

y'all are messed up

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

y'all are messed up

What's messed up is that midgets get more rights than True Christians(tm), despite being Satan's spawn.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

What's messed up is that midgets get more rights than True Christians™, despite being Satan's spawn.

Why would God create Midgets? They have to be the work of Satan.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

Why would God create Midgets? They have to be the work of Satan.

I have it on good authority midgets are "cambions," that is, the unholy offspring of incubuses and human women, or perhaps the spawn of succubuses and their demonic union with men.

[Brain Dead]

Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

Well, I don't really agree with this sentiment. I personally believe all humans, normal-sized or not, black or white, gay or straight, religious or secular, are entitled to a right to life and liberty.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

Well, I don't really agree with this sentiment. I personally believe all humans, normal-sized or not, black or white, gay or straight, religious or secular, are entitled to a right to life and liberty.

That's nice, but the Bible says you're going to Hell. Have a good one!

[Brain Dead]

Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

That's nice, but the Bible says you're going to Hell. Have a good one!

But I'm being rational about this.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

But I'm being rational about this.

No you're not. Mr. Much just alerted you to the fact that Jesus will Sparta-kick your soul straight down into Hell regardless of your petty beliefs about other people. The rational response would be to learn about how you can avoid this fate. The Bible has the answers! We can help!

[Brain Dead]

Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

No you're not. Mr. Much just alerted you to the fact that Jesus will Sparta-kick your soul straight down into Hell regardless of your petty beliefs about other people. The rational response would be to learn about how you can avoid this fate. The Bible has the answers! We can help!

How am I being petty? I believe all people are equal, regardless of beliefs or lack thereof.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

How am I being petty? I believe all people are equal, regardless of beliefs or lack thereof.

Compared to the Creator of all humans, your opinions are petty. All people are not equal, the Holy Bible is very clear on this, and anyone who looks at life with eyes wide open will see this.

[Brain Dead]

Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

Compared to the Creator of all humans, your opinions are petty. All people are not equal, the Holy Bible is very clear on this, and anyone who looks at life with eyes wide open will see this.

People are both good and bad, whether they believe in a god or not.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

People are both good and bad, whether they believe in a god or not.

Irrelevant.

[Brain Dead]

Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

Irrelevant.

How is it irrelevant? We're all capable of doing good and doing evil.