[James Hutchins]

Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

I took science classes.


That doesn't even make sense.

That is right friend, science classes do not make even a smidgen of sense. It is all right there in the Bible! Well, enough small talk, I have to go and give back a little of my time. See you shortly.

[Brain Dead]

Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

That is right friend, science classes do not make even a smidgen of sense. It is all right there in the Bible! Well, enough small talk, I have to go and give back a little of my time. See you shortly.

Science classes DO make sense. The thing YOU said doesn't make sense.


The Bible doesn't make sense either.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

...The Bible doesn't make sense either.

These idiots get it perfectly, so where do you get off calling them stupid?

[Brain Dead]

Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

These idiots get it perfectly, so where do you get off calling them stupid?

I'm calling me stupid. I've been rude for this whole conversation, and I really do like yelling at people. In fact, I even believe in yelling at people in a high and squeaky voice.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

Science classes DO make sense. The thing YOU said doesn't make sense.


The Bible doesn't make sense either.

I'll make this short.
You are wrong, we are right.

Matthew 18:3 And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.



Now, tumble for me. Sing a song, perhaps 'The Lollipop Kids'? Do you do parties?

[garfield123]

Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

Well, I don't really agree with this sentiment. I personally believe all humans, normal-sized or not, black or white, gay or straight, religious or secular, are entitled to a right to life and liberty.

I agree

[Didymus Much]

Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

I agree

Careful, you might strain something patting yourself on the back like that.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

You'd think someone who calls himself a Femnazi (sic) Kiwi would have better taste (if not more sense) than to give himself the username of a cartoon cat, what with cats being among the chief predators of native New Zealand birds.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

Two years ago a midget couple came into my lobby. I burst out laughing at how ridiculous those little munchkins looked. They ended up cursing at me and stomping out the door on their angry little feet. It was so hilarious. Job 8:21 comes to mind.

Reading this thread, I'm relieved I didn't let them rent a room. Who knows what devilish mischief those wicked little gremlins would've gotten up to? For one thing, they put on goofy costumes and pose for sculptures in order to violate Exodus 20:4. I always smash every "garden gnome" I see.

[BrotherLarry]

Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

Brother Dennis,


I wish you had known our Midge Murphy. I can't recall what year she was healed of her midgetry, but it was a glorious day. Many visitors to our site were skeptical that the Lord removed her diminutivation, but True Christians(TM) never doubt the abilities of our God.


I recall someone calling us out, saying that as a midget themselves, God had not healed them, so how could He heal Midge? Obviously not enough faith was the answer. Also, some people are so caught up in sin the Lord cannot look upon them (Habakkuk 1:13). While He could heal them without looking or even with one Hand tied behind His Back, he chooses not to, and that's ok with me.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

When faced with Matthew 6:24, most dwarves choose to serve the latter. They are too obsessed with digging deep in the ground (to be nearer to Satan, perhaps) in pursuit of diamonds, gold, and silver for filthy lucre's sake (Titus 1:11). If this she-dwarf managed to stop sharpening battle axes in between swilling tankards of ale and actually picked up a Bible and accepted Christ, it is a sign of His greatness. Glory be to God! Only through Him can the negro become white, the midget become tall, and the soul become saved!

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

It seems our great country is under attack both from the outside and inside. The unclean Mexicans are trying to crash through our border to the south and now there is a group call "Little People of America" that is organized to subvert our Biblical heritage.

As others here have pointed out, the Bible tells us we are to push aside and condemn those who are disfigured or look different. This many seem unkind but we really have no choice. Midgets fall clearly into the category of people the Bible condemn.

Instead of reading the Bible and treating it as God's word, however, the midgets are picking a fight with Jesus and all those like us who love Him. These short people need to back off:

https://www.lpaonline.org/

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

Well nice to see even the retardeds can find love too. Would anyone seriously object if we rounded them up, dressed them as Oompa Loompas and used them for light labor around the Christian home?

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

Well nice to see even the retardeds can find love too. Would anyone seriously object if we rounded them up, dressed them as Oompa Loompas and used them for light labor around the Christian home?

Leviticus 21:20 only says that dwarves may not profane God's altar with their malignant presence. They are all heathens, so enslaving them is justified by Leviticus 25:44. Since God is fine with severely beating slaves (Exodus 21:21) because they are property, I doubt He would have a problem with the owners dressing them in silly costumes. However, I should point out that Willy Wonka is a filthy, Satanic piece of trash that Jesus does not approve of.

[Jim C. Lombardo]

Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled

It's true, some time in the 70's, PC Hellywood got hold of the story and inserted that sheep-humping Jew, Gene Wilder as the titular character.

I will commend however the unadulterated original book that correctly shows Mr. Wonka to be a Godly overseer of the natural slave order with packs of black nigdgets doing the dirty work:



It's a shame this otherwise righteous tale of sin-tempted children getting the full brunt of Godly punishment for their prideful actions (as it is in real life) got butchered over the various retellings (Unlike a certain Book we all know and love.)