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  • WilliamJenningsBryan
    True Christian™
     
    • Jan 2007
    • 9384

    #1

    Muslims Moving to Mars

    Back in the 2012 election many of us were reluctant to vote for Mitt Romney, suspecting that the Mormon was only interested in co-opting NASA to take him and his friends to Kolub. You'd think that the liberals would have voted for him given that they all got their own planets - a perfect solution to the alleged overpopulation of the earth and globull warming.

    Now I'm wondering what we owe this to - with the election of Donald Trump have the Mohammedans given up on their mission to spread mooselimbism to every corner of the earth? Do the mooselimbs really want their own planet so they can practice their "Religion of Peace" undisturbed?

    Good Christians should be wondering if this isn't what is referred to as the "final solution" considering various parts of the world have been at war with these camel jockey pests for 1,400 years, and what it's going to cost to war with them for another 1,400 years. How much can it cost to blast a billion or so of them on rockets headed for Mars so the rest of us can finally live in peace?

    UAE to build first city on Mars by 2117

    The Mars 2117 project aims to transport people to the Red Planet and establish the first mini city
    Published: 18:11 February 14, 2017
    Gulf News

    Dubai: The UAE will build the first city on Mars as part of the 2117 Mars project in collaboration with specialised international organisations and scientific institutes.

    The Mars 2117 Project was announced by His Highness Shaikh Mohammad Bin Rashid Al Maktoum, Vice-President and Prime Minister of the UAE and Ruler of Dubai, and His Highness Shaikh Mohammad Bin Zayed Al Nahyan, Abu Dhabi Crown Prince and Deputy Supreme Commander of the UAE Armed Forces.

    As part of a 100-year national programme, the UAE will set a plan to prepare national cadres that can achieve scientific breakthroughs to facilitate the transport of people to the Red Planet over the next decades.

    The 100-year plan will involve scientific research programmes to nurture national cadres specialised in space sciences at universities in the UAE. It will also entrench a passion for space in younger generations.

    The announcement was made on the sidelines of the World Government Summit in the presence of representatives of 138 governments, six major international organisations, as well as leading international tech companies.

    . . . .
    The Mars 2117 project aims to transport people to the Red Planet and establish the first mini city
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  • Brother Gonzalez
    Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz"
    True Christian™
     
    • Sep 2016
    • 2087

    #2
    Re: Muslims Moving to Mars

    Oh, brother, just imagine the cost of building a wall between the US and Mars.
    1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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    • I Man Rastafari
      Possibly retarded pothead
      • Oct 2015
      • 1019

      #3
      Re: Muslims Moving to Mars

      I believe that if people are going to move to Mars that the white people should go there. They have run this planet long enough and they have been very damaging to the Earth and all of the other people here and also the animals. They have eaten most of the animals.


      As time goes on there are fewer and fewer white people because they are not perfected and so they are being extincted. Now Black people and other colored people are in charge of Europe and most of Babylon and there is no where else for the white men to go. It would be best if they get on their rockets and fly to Mars.
      Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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      • Marshal Kim Jong-un
        Unsaved trash, the singing dictator
        • Dec 2016
        • 215

        #4
        Re: Muslims Moving to Mars

        Glorious Korea will have colonized the whole solar system by the time any other country has adequate resources to take them to Mars.
        "When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1

        I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.

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        • Titus Templeton
          Director of the German "Holy-caust" Evangelical Crusade
          Jesus macht frei
          True Christian™
          • Aug 2010
          • 5912

          #5
          Re: Muslims Moving to Mars

          Originally posted by I Man Rastafari View Post
          I believe that if people are going to move to Mars that the white people should go there. They have run this planet long enough and they have been very damaging to the Earth and all of the other people here and also the animals. They have eaten most of the animals.


          As time goes on there are fewer and fewer white people because they are not perfected and so they are being extincted. Now Black people and other colored people are in charge of Europe and most of Babylon and there is no where else for the white men to go. It would be best if they get on their rockets and fly to Mars.
          Since it is so much better to eat each other, right? Every cannibal society ever existed was a negro one.
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          • I Man Rastafari
            Possibly retarded pothead
            • Oct 2015
            • 1019

            #6
            Re: Muslims Moving to Mars

            Originally posted by Titus Templeton View Post
            Since it is so much better to eat each other, right? Every cannibal society ever existed was a negro one.

            No I think you are lacking overstanding of the Black man. I have seen many movies and the cannibals are always old white men. Black men who have found their roots do not eat meat of any kind and that includes people meat. White people eating each other is probably part of the reason that the white man is in decline.
            Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4

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