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  • Dameon_ACLUtard
    Liberal Hate Monger
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2006
    • 363
    #31
    Re: Oh dear LORD...Help!!!

    I doubt it. It was sick and disgusting. I had to toss a Bible at the screen.
    Sounds interesting. I'll have to talk to 'devilsrejectsfan20'. Afterall 'Devil's rejects' is an awesome film.
    Now that, that don't kill me can only make me stronger.

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      • Rain
        Youthful soldier of Christ
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 86
        #32
        Re: Oh dear LORD...Help!!!

        Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
        Alas, you are a single voice, crying in the wilderness. It is time for you to work to Save suitable males in your town; perhaps one will even choose to marry you!
        Oh what a brillant idea Brother!! Of course, clearly He has led you to advise a lowly woman such as myself as to how I should be going about finding myself a TC husband. I think I shall get around in my neighbourhood at once!!
        Alas, it IS about time I found myself a husband to lead my household again, and I'm sure He would approve of another soldier to fight against those unSaved heathens!!

        GLORY!!

        ~Rain

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78556
            #33
            Re: Oh dear LORD...Help!!!

            Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
            Sounds interesting. I'll have to talk to 'devilsrejectsfan20'. Afterall 'Devil's rejects' is an awesome film.
            Oh don't worry boy. You'll have plenty of time to chat with your new boyfriend. An eternity floating in scalding hot bile awaits you both. Praise Jesus!
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Rachael Van Helsing
                HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                • Sep 2006
                • 5131
                #34
                Re: Oh dear LORD...Help!!!

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Oh don't worry boy. You'll have plenty of time to chat with your new boyfriend. An eternity floating in scalding hot bile awaits you both. Praise Jesus!
                Bile? Isn't it supposed to be lava?
                sigpic
                Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556
                    #35
                    Re: Oh dear LORD...Help!!!

                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                    Bile? Isn't it supposed to be lava?
                    I suppose you know more about the torments of hellfire than most...
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • see_the_light
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 1386
                        #36
                        Re: Oh dear LORD...Help!!!

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        I suppose you know more about the torments of hellfire than most...
                        Not yet, but in due time if she doesn't correct her ways....

                        MAY THE LORD HAVE MERCY ON HER SOUL!

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                          • Rachael Van Helsing
                            HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5131
                            #37
                            Re: Oh dear LORD...Help!!!

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            I suppose you know more about the torments of hellfire than most...
                            It's your book which constantly refers to 'the lake of fire that burns with sulfur', it never mentions a 'lake of bile that burns with acid'.
                            sigpic
                            Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                              • OnYourKnees
                                On Extended Furlough
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2006
                                • 4729
                                #38
                                Re: Oh dear LORD...Help!!!

                                Originally posted by Dameon_ACLUtard View Post
                                http://www.daregothic.co.uk/deviluti...ly06%20025.jpg

                                I actually find that rather attractive. ^
                                Which, the "boy" in the wig, or the girl next to him/it?
                                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                                I doubt it. It was sick and disgusting. I had to toss a Bible at the screen.
                                Pastor, upon seeing the photo posted by Mr. ACLUtard, I very nearly tossed my cookies at the screen.

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                                  • see_the_light
                                    True Christian™
                                    True Christian™
                                    • Nov 2006
                                    • 1386
                                    #39
                                    Re: Oh dear LORD...Help!!!

                                    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                                    It's your book which constantly refers to 'the lake of fire that burns with sulfur', it never mentions a 'lake of bile that burns with acid'.
                                    You do read some good books from time to time, but you must have misread, either that or there was a printing error, our Brother would never commit an error.

                                    PRAISE THE LORD!

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