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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78552

    #1

    Crazed Doped-Up Hippie Church Raided

    Well Praise Jesus for the ever-vigilant Department Of Faith (DOF) and their unending efforts to root out false Christian drug addicts. THIS story comes to us from the Godly RED State of Arizona, home of our future President, John McCain. I'm sure all True Christians™ will agree that it is high time that we stop tolerating all forms of false Christianity, because it leads to sodomite churches, feminazi churches, cripple churches, and dope churches like this one!

    Plea could send Ariz. 'Dope Church' founders to prison

    The founders of an Arizona church that deifies marijuana have pleaded guilty to two criminal charges and are now each facing up to 20 years in prison.
    But Dan and Mary Quaintance , founders of the Church of Cognizance, remain confident that they will not end up behind bars. Although sentencing in federal court is set to take place within the next 75 days, the Quaintances are confident an appeal will keep them out of prison.

    The couple on Aug. 18 pleaded guilty to two counts relating to their 2006 federal arrest — one count of conspiracy with intent to distribute 200 pounds or more of a mixture or substance containing a detectable amount of marijuana; and one count of possession with the intent to distribute 100 pounds or more of a substance containing a detectable amount of marijuana, as well as aiding and abetting.

    The sentence will depend on the discretion of the judge, said Dan Quaintance’s lawyer, J.D. Herrera .

    Dan Quaintance believes freedom of religion will prevail, and predicts the case could go as far as the U.S. Supreme Court.

    “It was tough to plead guilty, but really we were just pleading to what we said we did. There is no doubt we had marijuana with us,” he said.
    “We think ultimately the courts will see that we are just people using marijuana for our religion. It’s the First Amendment. We think we’ve got a pretty good case.”

    The Quaintances live in Pima, Arizona, which is about 90 miles northeast of Tucson. They returned to their home after pleading guilty.

    The pair, both in their 50s, had attempted to have the charges against them dismissed on the grounds that marijuana is part of their religion. A U.S. District Court dismissed that appeal, and the Quaintances said that’s why they pleaded guilty — without the religion defense they knew they’d be convicted at trial.

    But now that the case has been concluded, the appellate court is expected to re-consider the religious argument.

    The Church of Cognizance, which leaders say has "monasteries" in members' homes nationwide, has this motto: “With good thoughts, good words and good deeds, we honor marijuana: as the teacher, the provider, the protector.”

    The Quaintances don't grow their sacrament but, rather, say they rely on donations of it, which they pick up from church “couriers.” They say that's what they were about to do when they were arrested.

    The pair say they founded their Church of Cognizance in Pima in 1991.
    In court documents, prosecutors from the U.S. Attorney's Office said the Quaintances are "obsessed and focused on marijuana," and Dan Quaintance's writings about his worship are “disjointed, poorly supported, illogical ramblings.”

    Both Dan and Mary Quaintance stepped down as leaders of the church after their arrests. They continue to submit to court-ordered urine tests twice per month.

    “It has affected our lives dramatically,” Quaintance said Thursday.
    “We just celebrated our 35th anniversary and it’s the third year we haven’t been able to celebrate in our customary way. We’d always celebrate with some herb. All those years we’ve had together, we’ve always been close to the herb.”
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22833

    #2
    Re: Crazed Doped-Up Hippie Church Raided

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Well Praise Jesus for the ever-vigilant Department Of Faith (DOF) and their unending efforts to root out false Christian drug addicts. THIS story comes to us from the Godly RED State of Arizona, home of our future President, John McCain. I'm sure all True Christians™ will agree that it is high time that we stop tolerating all forms of false Christianity, because it leads to sodomite churches, feminazi churches, cripple churches, and dope churches like this one!
    A very poor attempt to hide behind a false religion,
    In court documents, prosecutors from the U.S. Attorney's Office said [...] Dan Quaintance's writings about his worship are “disjointed, poorly supported, illogical ramblings.”
    Ha! The boy's a fool! Call that a religion - he's going down.
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    • Brother Rod Spentley
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      • Sep 2008
      • 10

      #3
      Re: Crazed Doped-Up Hippie Church Raided

      Pastor, if I may say somethng here about these dope addicted hippies..

      At my Pentecostal church we had a medical marywauna dopehead that claimed to be saved and all that. Well, after raising up a few snakes and all, the Pastor noticed that the medical marywauner was doped up to high hell, his eyes were red, etc. Now in our church we believe in miraculous healing so of course the first thing that came to my mind, if this doper is a real Christian and SAVED then why is he in a wheelchair? No one is supposed to be in a wheelchair in the Pentecostal church, just like no one is supposed to be in a wheelchair at God's Favorite Church, the LBC!

      Anyhow, Pastor brought him up front for a healing, and since I was leading the healing service that night, I had my usual array of instruments available for crushing the sickness and pain out of the sinners, a baseball bat and some numchucs. Once they got the doper in his wheelchair up on the stage I took out my numchucs and started swinging them around praising the Holy Ghost for the healing he was about to impart upon this doped up sinner and swiftly met his head 4 times, right on target!

      Well that certainly knocked him off his marywauna cloud, now it was time to heal his legs. The Lord led me to pick up the baseball bat and swing like Babe Ruth right to his kneecaps until he got up out of that chair and walked!

      Brother, it took one swing before he jetted out of that chair and was RUNNING out of the church! Come to find out, he'd been faking the whole time just to get some medical marywauna!!!! He wasn't saved at all.

      What do you think we should do with all these medical marywauners?

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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22833

        #4
        Re: Crazed Doped-Up Hippie Church Raided

        Originally posted by Brother Rod Spentley View Post
        Pastor, if I may say somethng here about these dope addicted hippies..

        At my Pentecostal church we had a medical marywauna dopehead that claimed to be saved and all that. Well, after raising up a few snakes and all, the Pastor noticed that the medical marywauner was doped up to high hell, his eyes were red, etc. Now in our church we believe in miraculous healing so of course the first thing that came to my mind, if this doper is a real Christian and SAVED then why is he in a wheelchair? No one is supposed to be in a wheelchair in the Pentecostal church, just like no one is supposed to be in a wheelchair at God's Favorite Church, the LBC!

        Anyhow, Pastor brought him up front for a healing, and since I was leading the healing service that night, I had my usual array of instruments available for crushing the sickness and pain out of the sinners, a baseball bat and some numchucs. Once they got the doper in his wheelchair up on the stage I took out my numchucs and started swinging them around praising the Holy Ghost for the healing he was about to impart upon this doped up sinner and swiftly met his head 4 times, right on target!

        Well that certainly knocked him off his marywauna cloud, now it was time to heal his legs. The Lord led me to pick up the baseball bat and swing like Babe Ruth right to his kneecaps until he got up out of that chair and walked!

        Brother, it took one swing before he jetted out of that chair and was RUNNING out of the church! Come to find out, he'd been faking the whole time just to get some medical marywauna!!!! He wasn't saved at all.

        What do you think we should do with all these medical marywauners?
        I don't know what the Pastor will make of that (I can guess) but I would just remind you that heroin was first used by doctors on patients, as was morphine, and look what a mess those things landed us in.

        Prayers to Jesus are addictive, but in a good way.
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        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Enlitener
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          • Sep 2008
          • 6

          #5
          Re: Crazed Doped-Up Hippie Church Raided

          To the "Right, Reverend, Super-Sanctified, Sanctemonious and Oh So Self-Righteous - Papal Ezekiel and ALL of his co-horts who evidently haven't the slightest idea of the TRUE nature and purpose of the God of the Bible of which they so rashly speak." Regarding this, Jesus said to his own disciples, "If they are not against us - then they are for us." Again, "You do not know what spirit you are of." And again, "Get behind me Satan for you do not truly relish the things of God but of man." James said, "Be slow to speak and quick to hear." Paul said, "Leaders should not be gossipers or enter into vain and proud arguments."

          On the basis of hearsay - you have so rashly passed judgement on the Leaders of the suppossed "Crazed and Doped-up Church" that you actually know nothing about. Whereas, I have known these people personally since the late 80's. I know their spirit and relationship with God. They are dear friends of mine and are not hurting anyone by their religious beliefs. (I am afraid that I cannot say the same about you!) They have been lied on and slandered and are falsely accused of what they are NOT "guiltly" of.

          You believe they are wrong because they have a different belief than yours. Who died and made you God? Is your belief the right one just because it is yours? That is your attitude - no matter how much you quote the Bible or try to disguise it. Have you never been wrong about anything and learned something new and different? Then why did you not allow that to humble you?

          The man that started this "Church of Cognizance" is a real genius and a supporter of religious freedoms. Aren't you? Then why are you not supporting him in that? If he is not against you - then he is for you. In a debate with him you wouldn't last as long as an ice cube in a bucket of boiling water! In fact you would probably need a dictionary and an encyclepedia just to try and understand him. He has forgotten more TRUTH in one day than you will ever learn in an entire lifetime! You think you know so much but you actually know so very, very little.

          If you believe these people are way off base - then why don't you pray for them to be restored to the truth. If you believe they are lost then why don't you extend love to them so perhaps they will be won by the love of God that they experience through you?

          I was in born and raised in a hell-fire, brimstone preaching Pentecostal preachers home who would never even allow a TV in his house as long as he lived. I have also been a part of a Pseudo-Christian, Neo-Discipleship "cult" whose main problem was legalism, dogmaticness and authoratarianism. Your "attitude" reminds me of theirs. That "attitude" is cultic in nature.

          However, God opened my eyes to the TRUTH and I left that group. Later I went back with God, Faith, Love and the Truth and exposed the leader and dismantled the group. I went alone and faced loaded shotguns pointed at my head from 10 feet away. They threatened to blow my brains out if I tried to interfere or did not leave immediately. But before the afternoon was over God delivered them and all they had into my hands. What have you REALLY done for God lately beside bad mouth others?

          If you want to be REALLY be "enlitened" to the TRUTH - go to my blog and learn from one who has been.
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          • Capt. Aaron Portway
            One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
            Salvation from Above
            God's Favorite Pilot™
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2008
            • 6309

            #6
            Re: Crazed Doped-Up Hippie Church Raided

            Originally posted by Enlitener View Post
            To the "Right, Reverend, Super-Sanctified, Sanctemonious and Oh So Self-Righteous - Papal Ezekiel and ALL of his co-horts who evidently haven't the


            Blah, blah, blah, BLAH!


            If you want to be REALLY be "enlitened" to the TRUTH - go to my (heathen link removed for safety) and learn from one who has been.
            "One who has been" ?!?!? I will have you know I was raised on a commune of dirty, smelly hippies and I'm lucky to be ALIVE! They had a so-called church as well. The Church of Piffle Whoever You Want Whenever You Want is what it should have been called! The "Pastor" was a drug-addled lunatic who when he wasn't devirginizing you boys and girls, he was prancing about naked, smeared in his own filth, preaching about "Feeling the Truth without Fear!"

            I never knew what the hell he was talking about, and I never got close enough to ask him because he smelled like a combination of an outhouse and a two-week dead deer! And he was in charge! As much as anyone was in charge. Decisions were never made without three hours of "rapping it over". Changing a light bulb could take weeks!

            We never had enough to eat because the adults were always too high to worry about feeding the kids. I was "made into a man" (raped) by a tripped-out slattern named Vulvina when I was 10! I didn't even see a pair of real shoes until I was 14 when the cops came to take away Pastor Stinky for untold statutory rape charges.

            So you will pardon me when I tell you take your defense of those Godless Church of Cognizance dope worshippers somewhere else! We've got the only drug anyone needs, and that's God. We're all hopelessly addicted to mainlining Jesus!

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            • Enlitener
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              • Sep 2008
              • 6

              #7
              Re: Crazed Doped-Up Hippie Church Raided

              Aaron,

              I am sorry for the things you suffered. They were truly horrible indeed.
              Because of that you have "issues" and thus you rant and rave about them "in the name of the Lord". You need "inner healing" and I will pray for that.
              You have great "hurt" and are very angry about what happened to you. You perhaps feel horrible about yourself. That is why you rant and rave so
              self-righteously about that stuff. Perhaps if you "hate" it enough and
              preach against it enough - somehow you will get rid of the tendencies that
              were imparted to you as a child or somehow in your own mind you will
              "disown" it and distance yourself from it as far as possible. Maybe that
              will keep you from giving in to them and/or perhaps that will assure you or
              others that those tendencies are not a part of you any more. Perhaps that
              will direct attention away from yourself and what you are afraid is still
              somehow a part of you. Sorry but the "smoke screen" doesn't work for me
              brother. What are you trying to hide? You are STILL "coming thru" loud and
              clear. Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks. The main one who doesn't see it or get it is YOU!

              There is only one person who can help you. There is only one person that you need to get to know or imitate and that is Jesus. And you are not doing a very good job of that. You see, He is the express image of (the nature of) God. He NEVER rebuked the kind of people that you do. He always loved them and won them to himself with love. The only people He ever harshly rebuked and condemned to hell were loveless "self-righteous" religious people, and leaders like yourself! Think about that if you are really interested in the Truth like you SAY you are! I am sorry but when you stand before God and say, I did that because of what happened to me as a child - it will not be excuse enough. Therefore, somehow, someway you are going to have to deal with this before you can change.

              You are going to have to forgive Everyone who hurt you and and pray for them and love them - before you will be healed. You will have to do this by
              faith, by your will until it comes from your heart. You will have to break
              and cry and turn the pain and bitterness over to God. You are going to have to let it go. You may have to do this progressively and continuously until it doesn't bother you anymore. I speak from experience.

              Look at the title of the post. "Crazed Doped-Up Hippie Church Raided". You
              are transferring your experience and your feelings about your childhood experience over onto someone who according to hearsay was guilty of believing they had a religious "right" to use marijuana as a religious sacrament. That is where the similarity ends in actuality. But for you that is NOT the case.

              Therefore, how can you be an unbiased dispenser of truth and/or unbiased
              judge of others. You can't. Therefore, as long as you have these issues -
              you are NOT representing God. You need to stop what you are doing until you can go somewhere and get healed. I had to. And am still in the process. Your "energy" is not good. It has more hate than love and more "darkness" than light.

              You folks rant and rave about others who do what they do because of their "issues". You rant and rave about the Catholic papacy etc who did what they did because of their "issues". Yet in spirit you are doing some of the same things because of your own issues. You can only give people what you have. You have, hurt, hate and anger. That is not what they need.

              You must stop what you are doing until you can experience love and acceptance for yourself. The love and acceptance of God and the love and acceptance of yourself. When you truly have that - then you will be able to give love and acceptance to others. I know. I have experienced this myself and I have seen it so many times with others.

              I believe that I have explained this simply enough so that you can
              understand it. Are you willing to do this?

              Enlitener
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              • Billybob Sunday
                True Christian™
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                • Jul 2008
                • 261

                #8
                Re: Crazed Doped-Up Hippie Church Raided

                Enlitener,

                Preach on, brother! I usually have to go to downtown street corners to hear preachers who are as "enlitened" as you!

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                • Wide-Open
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                  • Nov 2007
                  • 18449

                  #9
                  Re: Crazed Doped-Up Hippie Church Raided

                  Originally posted by Enlitener View Post
                  I believe that I have explained this simply enough so that you can
                  understand it. Are you willing to do this?
                  Friend, I didn't understand a single word of what you are saying. Are you on drugs? We have a strict policy against posting while being stoned out of your mind.
                  Psalm 81:10:
                  I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                  open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                  • Daisy Mae Johnson
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                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15708

                    #10
                    Re: Crazed Doped-Up Hippie Church Raided

                    CAUTION FOLKS: Please watch out for Enlitener! This is what happens when you smoke too much dope and eat too much granola!
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                    • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                      Senior Pastor
                      VP of Evangelical Outreach
                      On FIRE for Jesus
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5812

                      #11
                      Re: Crazed Doped-Up Hippie Church Raided

                      Shine on, you crazy diamond!

                      Originally posted by Enlitener View Post
                      Jesus said to his own disciples, "If they are not against us - then they are for us." Again, "You do not know what spirit you are of." And again, "Get behind me Satan for you do not truly relish the things of God but of man." James said, "Be slow to speak and quick to hear." Paul said, "Leaders should not be gossipers or enter into vain and proud arguments."
                      Amen! We know it and live it. SHOUT GLORY!

                      Jesus also said, "Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye. (Mt 7:5)", yet here you are, shooting from the hip, interjecting your vain and proud arguments, being quick to speak and slow to hear, and not relishing in the Word of God that we share on this forum. As Jesus said and you misquoted, "He that is not with me is against me (Mt 12:30a)".

                      Originally posted by Enlitener View Post
                      You believe they are wrong because they have a different belief than yours.
                      No, I believe they are wrong because they have a different belief than God, and we know what God believes because we read His book.

                      Originally posted by Enlitener View Post
                      Have you never been wrong about anything and learned something new and different? Then why did you not allow that to humble you?
                      Of course we have, and of course we did. I have never been so humbled as the day I learned that I am a wretched sinner, hated in God's sight, deserving of an eternity of torment in Hell, but that Jesus Christ loves me so much that He allowed Himself to be punished in my place. PRAISE the sweet name of JESUS!

                      Originally posted by Enlitener View Post
                      The man that started this "Church of Cognizance" is a real genius and a supporter of religious freedoms. Aren't you?
                      Of course we are NOT supporters of religious "freedoms". People should worship God in the way that the Bible prescribes. They should not be free to make up their own blasphemous pick-N-choose "religions". If you don't understand how much it ticks God off when people do that, try re-reading (or maybe just reading) Exodus 32.

                      Originally posted by Enlitener View Post
                      If he is not against you - then he is for you.
                      You might want to re-read that verse. If he is not with us, then he is against us. You've got it backwards.

                      Originally posted by Enlitener View Post
                      you would probably need a dictionary and an encyclepedia just to try and understand him.
                      Or a brain full of mind-altering chemicals.

                      Originally posted by Enlitener View Post
                      He has forgotten more TRUTH in one day...
                      Pot has that effect on memory.

                      Originally posted by Enlitener View Post
                      You think you know so much but you actually know so very, very little.
                      I have studied the Bible, so I know the TRUTH. I don't need to know any more than that.

                      Originally posted by Enlitener View Post
                      If you believe these people are way off base - then why don't you pray for them to be restored to the truth. If you believe they are lost then why don't you extend love to them so perhaps they will be won by the love of God that they experience through you?
                      That's exactly what we're doing here, friend. We're not afraid to 'harsh' someone's 'mellow' if it means we can wake them up and make them understand that they are in very real danger of Hell Fire.

                      Originally posted by Enlitener View Post
                      I was in born and raised in a hell-fire, brimstone preaching Pentecostal preachers home who would never even allow a TV in his house as long as he lived. I have also been a part of a Pseudo-Christian, Neo-Discipleship "cult" whose main problem was legalism, dogmaticness and authoratarianism. Your "attitude" reminds me of theirs. That "attitude" is cultic in nature.

                      However, God opened my eyes to the TRUTH and I left that group. Later I went back with God, Faith, Love and the Truth and exposed the leader and dismantled the group. I went alone and faced loaded shotguns pointed at my head from 10 feet away. They threatened to blow my brains out if I tried to interfere or did not leave immediately.
                      Heh! That's those nutty pew-jumping tongue-talking snake-handling Pentecostals for you! I've never known them to behave any different.

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                      • Capt. Aaron Portway
                        One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                        Salvation from Above
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                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 6309

                        #12
                        Re: Crazed Doped-Up Hippie Church Raided

                        Originally posted by Enlitener View Post
                        Aaron,
                        I am sorry for the things you suffered. They were truly horrible indeed.
                        Really? Because I see a whole lot more words below those, and I bet it isn't "I am sorry" written about 300 more times! I can smell a hippy lecture coming on.

                        Originally posted by Enlitener View Post
                        Because of that you have "issues" and thus you rant and rave about them "in the name of the Lord". You need "inner healing" . . .You have great "hurt"
                        And so it begins! You're dang skippy I have issues! I have issues with hippie, doper freaks like you telling me I have issues!

                        You are the one with more "issues" than National Geographic Magazine! And you sure do like "quotation marks".

                        Originally posted by Enlitener View Post
                        . . . You perhaps feel horrible about yourself. . . . . why you rant and rave so self-righteously . . . you "hate" it . . . you will "disown" it . . .you are afraid is still somehow a part of you . . . "smoke screen" . . . What are you trying to hide? You are STILL "coming thru" loud and clear . . . The main one who doesn't see it or get it is YOU . . . And you are not doing a very good job of that . . . He NEVER rebuked the kind of people that you do . . . loveless "self-righteous" religious people, and leaders like yourself!"
                        That is some nice "I am sorry" stuff you were writing there, lots of quotation marks too! You do realize you are talking to an adult survivor of childhood sexual abuse, right? Man, you sure are an understanding guy, you hypocrite! I was put through Hell by freaked-out hippies like yourself and you come at me with this "you need to get over it" shit? Go screw yourself Abbie Hoffman!


                        Originally posted by Enlitener View Post
                        -incomprehensible babbling snipped-

                        Look at the title of the post. "Crazed Doped-Up Hippie Church Raided"
                        I didn't start the thread Einstein! How high are you anyway?


                        Originally posted by Enlitener View Post
                        -more snippage-

                        Your "energy" is not good. It has more hate than love and more "darkness" than light.
                        Yeah, my "energy" is "dark". And I bet my "aura" needs buffing too! What about my "chakras" there Deepak?

                        Originally posted by Enlitener View Post
                        -massive snippage-

                        (That last bit is there in his original post, if any one feels the need to read something that makes your brain shout "SHUT UP, SHUT UP! SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!!!")

                        I only scratched the surface of what I went through back then, and you will excuse me if I don't wallow in it here on this Godly forum. All I need you to know, Mr. Enlightener, is I've found my way back to God again and I'm going to have eternal life. So go sell your patchouli snake oil somewhere else, it's stinking up the place!
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                        • LIBERTYINCHRIST
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                          • Sep 2008
                          • 28

                          #13
                          Re: Crazed Doped-Up Hippie Church Raided

                          Originally posted by Brother Rod Spentley View Post
                          Pastor, if I may say somethng here about these dope addicted hippies..

                          At my Pentecostal church we had a medical marywauna dopehead that claimed to be saved and all that. Well, after raising up a few snakes and all, the Pastor noticed that the medical marywauner was doped up to high hell, his eyes were red, etc. Now in our church we believe in miraculous healing so of course the first thing that came to my mind, if this doper is a real Christian and SAVED then why is he in a wheelchair? No one is supposed to be in a wheelchair in the Pentecostal church, just like no one is supposed to be in a wheelchair at God's Favorite Church, the LBC!

                          Anyhow, Pastor brought him up front for a healing, and since I was leading the healing service that night, I had my usual array of instruments available for crushing the sickness and pain out of the sinners, a baseball bat and some numchucs. Once they got the doper in his wheelchair up on the stage I took out my numchucs and started swinging them around praising the Holy Ghost for the healing he was about to impart upon this doped up sinner and swiftly met his head 4 times, right on target!

                          Well that certainly knocked him off his marywauna cloud, now it was time to heal his legs. The Lord led me to pick up the baseball bat and swing like Babe Ruth right to his kneecaps until he got up out of that chair and walked!

                          Brother, it took one swing before he jetted out of that chair and was RUNNING out of the church! Come to find out, he'd been faking the whole time just to get some medical marywauna!!!! He wasn't saved at all.

                          What do you think we should do with all these medical marywauners?
                          so what you are saying is that you are perfected & have no habits???? everone that i know in the body of Christ has some kind or kinds of issues some more deadly than others & some against our natural law. GOD see's everybodys sin as sin. It is the humans opinion to look at sin as big sin & little sin as a matter of fact its not the mind of Christ at all! If he thought like most of the people that are members of this Website he would not of died went to HELL & bore our sin! I have another ? for you do you sin? ARE YOU GOING TO HELL? WELL IF YOU BELEIVE IN JESUS THE ANSWERE IS NO! YOUR SINS HAVE BEEN PAID IN FULL! DID YOU SEE THAT!!! IN FULL!!!! YES ALL SIN EVEN THE SIN OF THE UNBELIEVERS so instead of looking at other peoples problems look in the mirror at youself & do something the bible says to do judge yourself

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                          • LIBERTYINCHRIST
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Sep 2008
                            • 28

                            #14
                            Re: Crazed Doped-Up Hippie Church Raided

                            I THINK NO MATTER WHAT PEOPLE ARE DOING WE SHOULD LOVE THEM THROUGH IT & NOT BE HATERS OF THEM! WE'R SUPOSED TO HATE SIN & SIN IS ANTTHING WE DON'T DO IN FAITH SO TAKE A LOOK IN YOUR OWN LIFE JUST TO SEE WHERE YOU ARE LIVING IN JUST AS MUCH SIN AS THE POT SMOKING BELEIVERS YOU CANT BE A DRUG ADDICT & BE IN LEADERSHIP @ CHURCH BUT YOU CAN HAVE LUST IN YOUR HEART & IN YOUR EYE'S YOUR BELLY COULD BE YOUR god MORE THAN GOD HIMSELF, HAVE AN UNFORGIVING HEART BE A BACK BITER ALL THOSE THINGS ARE HIDEN TO THE EYE BUT GOD KNOWS WHATS GOING ON IN HIS BODY. SO THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON IN THE CHURCH OF THE LATTER DAY'S & WHY DIDN'T I GO TO THE SCRIPTURES NO NEED TO YOU WOULD'NT SEE THROUGH THE EYES OF THE HOLY SPIRITS ANYWAYS WALK ACORDING TO THE SPIRIT & NOT THE FLESH & THE COMANDMENT WILL BE FULLFILLED SENSERLY YOURS LIBERTYINCHRIST

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                            • Ebenezer Wright
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2008
                              • 1021

                              #15
                              Re: Crazed Doped-Up Hippie Church Raided

                              Originally posted by LIBERTYINCHRIST View Post
                              I THINK NO MATTER WHAT PEOPLE ARE DOING WE SHOULD LOVE THEM
                              That is about as far as I got before my eyes started getting tired from your capitalized/bold print.

                              It doesn't matter what you think. It only matters what God thinks.

                              Maybe you should take a look Here or Here
                              Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                              Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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