[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

As a person I am very nice. In fact I'd say I'm too nice. I don't cheat, lie, steal, I try to be honest. On the whole I am a gereraly good person.

What price does your father ask for you?

[PayneInTheDonkey]

Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

What price does your father ask for you?

What do you mean?

Ugh, I hate waiting 600 seconds

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

As a person I am very nice. In fact I'd say I'm too nice. I don't cheat, lie, steal, I try to be honest. On the whole I am a gereraly good person.

You only do that for the selfish reason that you enjoy being thought of a "good" person by your fellow wickers.

[WickedWitch]

Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

What price does your father ask for you?

Hey! No! You're supposed to only have eyes for me! Some strumpet walks in, a strumpet you barely even know, mind you, and suddenly it's "Toss Alie out the window and try to buy the enticing tart". You do not know, my dearest Pastor, how deeply you have hurt me. *Sniffles* For a fruitbasket! Rejected for a fruitbasket! *sobs*

[PayneInTheDonkey]

Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

You only do that for the selfish reason that you enjoy being thought of a "good" person by your fellow wickers.

I'm a good person because that's how I was raised. My parents taught me to be kind to people, and to respect people for who they are on the inside (you could use a few lessons on that), and not to steal and cheat. I learned that WAY before I even heard of Wicca.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

I'm a good person because that's how I was raised. My parents taught me to be kind to people, and to respect people for who they are on the inside (you could use a few lessons on that), and not to steal and cheat. I learned that WAY before I even heard of Wicca.

A good person doesn't practice witchcraft and worship satan.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

Hey! No! You're supposed to only have eyes for me! Some strumpet walks in, a strumpet you barely even know, mind you, and suddenly it's "Toss Alie out the window and try to buy the enticing tart". You do not know, my dearest Pastor, how deeply you have hurt me. *Sniffles* For a fruitbasket! Rejected for a fruitbasket! *sobs*

Bah! You are still a teenager!

[WickedWitch]

Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

Bah! You are still a teenager!

You do realise that I'm going to be 21 in March, right?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

You do realise that I'm going to be 21 in March, right?

Where does the time go?

[Repentant Liberal]

Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

What do you mean?

Ugh, I hate waiting 600 seconds

Clearly he meant he wanted to buy you. Try to be grateful that the good Pastor would be willing to lay you across his knee to try to save you before putting you in the LBC stoning circle.

[WickedWitch]

Re: wickans are demonic liars

Where does the time go?

I know, eh? It seems like just yesterday I came here a giggly 16-year old girl, bright-eyed and enamoured of One-Eyed Jack. Now, I'm a giggly nearly-21-year old woman, googley-eyed and still enamoured of One-Eyed Jack. And you. And Eno. And Poetic Peter. Do you still remember Mortimer Snerd?

Clearly he meant he wanted to buy you. Thus my protestment. Try to be grateful that the good Pastor would be willing to lay you instead of me across his knee to try to save you instead of me before putting you instead of me in the LBC stoning circle.

*Sniffles* If you're going to go through the trouble of stealing the good Pastor's affections away from me, you might try being a bit more grateful for his attention! A little bit more appreciative, eh?

[Nobar King]

Re: wickans are demonic liars

Oh, to be young again...

[WickedWitch]

Re: wickans are demonic liars

Oh, to be young again...

Indeed! I keep thinking things along the lines of: "21 is almost 25. 25 years old. That's a quarter of a century! I can't imagine myself being 25. And it's almost 30. 30, for crying out loud! And that's pushing 40! I don't wanna be 40! Before you know it, I'll be 50!" It just goes on like that. Suffice it to say that I'm a bit apprehensive about turning 21, lol. What I wouldn't give to be a teenager again! 17 was a good age, I'd like to be 17 again.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: wickans are demonic liars

Indeed! I keep thinking things along the lines of: "21 is almost 25. 25 years old. That's a quarter of a century! I can't imagine myself being 25. And it's almost 30. 30, for crying out loud! And that's pushing 40! I don't wanna be 40! Before you know it, I'll be 50!" It just goes on like that. Suffice it to say that I'm a bit apprehensive about turning 21, lol. What I wouldn't give to be a teenager again! 17 was a good age, I'd like to be 17 again.

I am sixty one. You're killin' me here!

[WickedWitch]

Re: wickans are demonic liars

I am sixty one. You're killin' me here!

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I mean, pinfeathers, good Pastor! Pinfeathers and gullyfluff, I say. Why, you're as spry as a 30-year old.