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  • Nobar King
    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
    Christ's Guardian
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2007
    • 23748
    #166
    Re: wickans are demonic liars

    Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
    Indeed! I keep thinking things along the lines of: "21 is almost 25. 25 years old. That's a quarter of a century! I can't imagine myself being 25. And it's almost 30. 30, for crying out loud! And that's pushing 40! I don't wanna be 40! Before you know it, I'll be 50!" It just goes on like that. Suffice it to say that I'm a bit apprehensive about turning 21, lol. What I wouldn't give to be a teenager again! 17 was a good age, I'd like to be 17 again.
    I would say that this post is worth a fifty dollar tithe. Who wants to step up and be the anonymous benefactor?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • WickedWitch
        Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
        CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
        • Jan 2007
        • 1366
        #167
        Re: wickans are demonic liars

        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
        I would say that this post is worth a fifty dollar tithe. Who wants to step up and be the anonymous benefactor?
        1) If someone announces that they want to be an anonymous benefactor, they're no longer anonymous, you big silly. 2) I could tithe in cheese. 3) Does that mean you liked it?
        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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          • Pastor Ezekiel
            Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 78552
            #168
            Re: wickans are demonic liars

            Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
            1) If someone announces that they want to be an anonymous benefactor, they're no longer anonymous, you big silly. 2) I could tithe in cheese. 3) Does that mean you liked it?
            $50 worth of good ripe Limburger would be acceptable.

            Send it to me personally. I'll see to it that you get credit.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • WickedWitch
                Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                • Jan 2007
                • 1366
                #169
                Re: wickans are demonic liars

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                $50 worth of good ripe Limburger would be acceptable.

                Send it to me personally. I'll see to it that you get credit.
                I like this: a world that accepts cheese as payment!
                This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                  • Pastor Al E Pistle
                    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 9323
                    #170
                    Re: wickans are demonic liars

                    Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                    I like this: a world that accepts cheese as payment!
                    I like it too. Sort of puts women right out of business doesn't it!
                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                      • WickedWitch
                        Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                        CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 1366
                        #171
                        Re: wickans are demonic liars

                        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                        I like it too. Sort of puts women right out of business doesn't it!
                        LMAO! My goodness, but that's hilarious!
                        This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                          • Nicole
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Feb 2009
                            • 65
                            #172
                            Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

                            Originally posted by Repentant Liberal View Post
                            Clearly he meant he wanted to buy you. Try to be grateful that the good Pastor would be willing to lay you across his knee to try to save you before putting you in the LBC stoning circle.
                            Isn't stoning people a bit dated?

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78552
                                #173
                                Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

                                Originally posted by Nicole View Post
                                Isn't stoning people a bit dated?
                                God never changes. Neither do we, praise Jesus!
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                                  • Pastor Al E Pistle
                                    Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                                     
                                    • Sep 2006
                                    • 9323
                                    #174
                                    Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

                                    Originally posted by Nicole View Post
                                    Isn't stoning people a bit dated?
                                    What do you offer as an alternative? When we use firearms we are bombarded by hateful fanatics who want gun control.
                                    Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                                    "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                                    Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                                      • Nicole
                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                        • Feb 2009
                                        • 65
                                        #175
                                        Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

                                        Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                                        What do you offer as an alternative? When we use firearms we are bombarded by hateful fanatics who want gun control.
                                        It was just a question. And I'm against killing inncoent people.

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                                          • Ezekiel Bathfire
                                            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                                            Christ's Rottweiler
                                             
                                            • Jan 2008
                                            • 22849
                                            #176
                                            Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

                                            Originally posted by Nicole View Post
                                            It was just a question. And I'm against killing inncoent people.
                                            I can live with that. Witches should be put to death though.
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                                            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                                            Author of such illuminating essays as,
                                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                                              • Nicole
                                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                • Feb 2009
                                                • 65
                                                #177
                                                Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

                                                Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                                                I can live with that. Witches should be put to death though.
                                                So you're saying that I should be put to death?

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                                                  • Nobar King
                                                    Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                                    Christ's Guardian
                                                    True Christian™
                                                    • Sep 2007
                                                    • 23748
                                                    #178
                                                    Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

                                                    You're not a witch.
                                                    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                                                      • Nicole
                                                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                        • Feb 2009
                                                        • 65
                                                        #179
                                                        Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

                                                        Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                                                        You're not a witch.
                                                        I'm a Wiccan

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                                                          • Nobar King
                                                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                                                            Christ's Guardian
                                                            True Christian™
                                                            • Sep 2007
                                                            • 23748
                                                            #180
                                                            Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

                                                            I'm a prince.
                                                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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