wickans are demonic liars

[Deluded 7th Gay Andwitless]

After spending some time reading everything on this site and forum i'm here to give you all the FACTS about my religion!

Did you know that wicca is actually OLDER than christianity?? Bet that gets your attention!

We believe in a god and goddess who are male and female and represent the two sides to everything in life, like day/night black/white and good/bad. WE DO NOT BELIEVE OR WORSHIP SATAN!

Yes some wiccans practice magick but it is not "evil." Our religion is based on the wiccan rede An it harm none, do what ye will.Many also believe that everything we do comes back to us THREE times over so we always make sure to do what is right.

Wiccans are not deceived or evil so stop saying that!!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

Did you know that wicca is actually OLDER than christianity?? Bet that gets your attention!

Gerald Gardner invented your "ancient" religion in 1954. I'm relatively certain that Christianity predates that.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

God commands that we kill witches.

[Deluded 7th Gay Andwitless]

Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

God commands that we kill witches.

Oh really, how do you get around THOU SHALT NOT KILL??

Alot of you must go to prison!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

After spending some time reading everything on this site and forum i'm here to give you all the FACTS about my religion!

- difficult to see how you can call them "facts" as it's all invented.

Did you know that wicca is actually OLDER than christianity?? Bet that gets your attention!

- argument already dismissed.

We believe in a god and goddess who are male and female and represent the two sides to everything in life, like day/night black/white and good/bad.

OK, which one is the bad one?

WE DO NOT BELIEVE OR WORSHIP SATAN!

then who's in charge of hell?

Yes some wiccans practice magick but it is not "evil."

All magic is evil, even when it's misspelled.

Our religion is based on the wiccan rede An it harm none, do what ye will.

see above for reference to invented bits

Many also believe that everything we do comes back to us THREE* times over so we always make sure to do what is right.

This indicates that some do not. Do you have arguments and breakaway sects who think it's TWO or FIVE or NINE*. etc and some who think it doesn't come back at all?
Do you have fundamentalist wickers?
What's your stance on sacrificing babies?
Do all wickers vote Republican?
How old is the earth?

Wiccans are not deceived or evil so stop saying that!!

I think it has been shown that they are both.

*is it part of being a wicker that you have to write all numbers in full and captialized?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Oh really, how do you get around THOU SHALT NOT KILL??

Exodus 22:18: Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

After spending some time reading everything on this site and forum ...

Brother Bathfire already cut your weak arguments to the quick, but I want to adderss this bit.

There are almost a quarter-million posts on this forum. Do you seriously expect us to believe you read "everything on this site and forum"?

You've just been caught in a lie. I bet it's not the first time.

Wicca was invented by Guy Gardner in the 1950's as a way to get college coeds to sleep with him.

Your shtick might score you a few points around shallow-rooted Christians who are weak in their faith, but you are in the company of True Christians™ now.

Shoo Demon!

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Joshua Brooks]

Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

If I ate babies, had forest orgies which included a male goat, drunk menstrual fluid and allowed black cats to tend to my "carpet" I'd by on a Christian website trying to deny it as well. With Sarah Palin and that old guy on the verge of taking the highest office the return to Biblical Law is right around the corner. And this witch knows exactly what that means.

She logged in at 9 this morning and apparently had no comeback. I guess she wasn't expecting us to have had previous experience with her ilk and immediately see right through her lies.

[Deluded 7th Gay Andwitless]

Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

She logged in at 9 this morning and apparently had no comeback. I guess she wasn't expecting us to have had previous experience with her ilk and immediately see right through her lies.

Are you refferring to me???? I'm a guy if you hadn't noticed, duh!

[eliot mayfield]

Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

Answer the charge about wiccidians being older than Christianity! Come on, you seem to have forgotten about it!
Let's see, 1954 to 2008 means 54 years. Do you really think Christianity is younger than 54 years????

[Deluded 7th Gay Andwitless]

Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

Wicca was not CREATED in the 50s it was POPULARIZED in the 50s. Maybe if your parents weren't related you'd have the brains to understand that.

How can you be so deluded!?

[Brother_Percy]

Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

Wicca was not CREATED in the 50s it was POPULARIZED in the 50s. Maybe if your parents weren't related you'd have the brains to understand that.

How can you be so deluded!?

Deluded? Your kind run around throwing period-blood over children, raping cats, and eating babies... and you have the cheek to call US deluded???

[Jean Poole]

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Are you refferring to me???? I'm a guy if you hadn't noticed, duh!

Oh we do apologise, Wiccanpriest. We all misread your user name as Wiccanp*ssed, you see.

The latter name makes much more sense considering your misspellings, poor logical deductions and misunderstanding of True Christians™.

However, there is no such thing as a Wiccan Priest. A Priest is a Catlick.

I suppose it doesn't really matter. You are destined to Hell anyway.

[Eugene Hackwith]

Re: The TRUTH about wicca for a change

Stupid wiccans....even I predate the founding of your false tree worship!

[Joshua Brooks]

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Are you refferring to me???? I'm a guy if you hadn't noticed, duh!

You're a male witch? A Warlock? Oh, brother...

You're one of those fat 30 year old virgins who speak in Old English and dress up for medieval fairs?

You're type are the biggest DnD dorks of them all! And of course you believe in garden gnomes and fairies. I bet you think you can really cast spells too, right?

Watch out people!!! We're dealing with a level 65 sorcerer with a cloak of invisibility, circlet of the Arch Magus giving him +20 concentration, magma ring giving him + 15 fire damage and "Magic Mitts" undies granting him the ability to use the esoteric holy spell, Joseph Smite!!! Run for your lives!!!!