This is the face of a lecherous and devious homosexual

[The Rev. Dwight Williams]

For a long time I’ve harbored suspiciations that “Pastor” Joel Osteen is a pink flamingo in lion’s clothing, a base sexual deviant promoting the homosexual agenda and gay lifestyle through his insalubrious teachings, which appear to be wholesome on the surface but harbor a sinister agenda aimed at converting innocent youngsters into perpetuatiously-grinning snakes with bleached teeth, sculpted eyebrows and the kind of fruity coiffiture favored by vile arch-homosexuals.

For years we all heard the rumors of Olsteenian sex dungeons in the bowels of his Houston megachurch, where Olsteen and his chosen minions are serviced by harems of underage Thai and Brazilian boys and drink the blood of pandeviant genderqueer transgenital Ivy League students.

Indeed, one only need a superficatious examination of Olsteen’s preachings to arrive at the horrifying realization that Joel Osteen’s “gospel” is in distinguishionizable from the policies of one Barack Obama: Obama says “Believe in me and I will give you free Obama phones,” while Olsteen says “Believe in me and I will grant you in-ground pools. You will have leather seats in your F-150.”

First of all, friends, it is a direct contravination of scripturistic precepts to promise wealthful rewards for faithity.

Simply put, faith is measured in your pastor’s level of luxuratory accumulations, NOT in some perverse fantasy where all members of a congremagation share in the bounty.

More importaciously, how many more millions of innocent young men and women will fall victim to Olsteen’s deviant behaviors and preachings? How long can this go on before we stand up and say “Enough is enough!”?

Don’t let his smile fool you, Joel Osteen is a dangerous homosexual.

[Basilissa]

Re: This is the face of a lecherous and devious homosexual

Color me not surprised, Brother. With so much care going into his perfect locks, thus guy could be anything but a homosexual.

[Isabella White]

Re: This is the face of a lecherous and devious homosexual

Color me not surprised, Brother. With so much care going into his perfect locks, thus guy could be anything but a homosexual.

That's so true, Sister Dear, especially when he insists on wearing his mother's wig.

[OneFailure]

Re: This is the face of a lecherous and devious homosexual

For a long time I’ve harbored suspiciations that “Pastor” Joel Osteen is a pink flamingo in lion’s clothing, a base sexual deviant promoting the homosexual agenda and gay lifestyle through his insalubrious teachings, which appear to be wholesome on the surface but harbor a sinister agenda aimed at converting innocent youngsters into perpetuatiously-grinning snakes with bleached teeth, sculpted eyebrows and the kind of fruity coiffiture favored by vile arch-homosexuals.

For years we all heard the rumors of Olsteenian sex dungeons in the bowels of his Houston megachurch, where Olsteen and his chosen minions are serviced by harems of underage Thai and Brazilian boys and drink the blood of pandeviant genderqueer transgenital Ivy League students.

Indeed, one only need a superficatious examination of Olsteen’s preachings to arrive at the horrifying realization that Joel Osteen’s “gospel” is in distinguishionizable from the policies of one Barack Obama: Obama says “Believe in me and I will give you free Obama phones,” while Olsteen says “Believe in me and I will grant you in-ground pools. You will have leather seats in your F-150.”

First of all, friends, it is a direct contravination of scripturistic precepts to promise wealthful rewards for faithity.

Simply put, faith is measured in your pastor’s level of luxuratory accumulations, NOT in some perverse fantasy where all members of a congremagation share in the bounty.

More importaciously, how many more millions of innocent young men and women will fall victim to Olsteen’s deviant behaviors and preachings? How long can this go on before we stand up and say “Enough is enough!”?

Don’t let his smile fool you, Joel Osteen is a dangerous homosexual.

You guys dont like Joel Olsteen? His sermons are helpful

[Faith_Machine]

Re: This is the face of a lecherous and devious homosexual

Oh, his sermons are helpful?

Find me one sermon in which Osteen condemns homosexuality.


Go on, I'll wait.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: This is the face of a lecherous and devious homosexual

Indeed, one only need a superficatious examination of Olsteen’s preachings to arrive at the horrifying realization that Joel Osteen’s “gospel” is in distinguishionizable from the policies of one Barack Obama: Obama says “Believe in me and I will give you free Obama phones,” while Olsteen says “Believe in me and I will grant you in-ground pools. You will have leather seats in your F-150.”

I never realized how similar Osteen's preaching was from Obamanation's communist doctrine. No doubt this "Christian" Bolshevik believes that all young boys' anuses should be held in common.

That's so true, Sister Dear, especially when he insists on wearing his mother's wig.

Does his mother happen to be the harlot fag hag Rue McClanahan? It would appear he raided her wig closet after Jesus cast her into the fiery pit.

[Isabella White]

Re: This is the face of a lecherous and devious homosexual

I never realized how similar Osteen's preaching was from Obamanation's communist doctrine. No doubt this "Christian" Bolshevik believes that all young boys' anuses should be held in common.


Does his mother happen to be the harlot fag hag Rue McClanahan? It would appear he raided her wig closet after Jesus cast her into the fiery pit.

I do believe you are right, Brother Lukes, and thank you for pointing that out. He probably thought he could fool people into thinking that's his own hair. Or, possibly he just doesn't care what people think about him (the sign of a real queenly flamer!) The only good thing I can say about him is that at least he didn't pick a rug like this strange man did: