Atheist Awareness Week Coming Soon!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Hate Atheists? So do we! So does Jesus!

Your typical atheist

Smokes marijuana
Associates with Jews
Masturbates chronically
Wears masks (mark of the beast?)
Has blind faith in Charles Darwin
Worships at the altar of the internet

Every religion except True Christianity™ is blind faith. Unlike every other religious text, there is pure, clear evidence the Holy Bible is true, every word. After all, it is the most accurate historical and scientific record in the history of mankind. Atheism cannot boast this, so in their despair atheists get high on pot and engage in furiously rapid, pounding, slimy, sloshy anal sex. Did you know Vaseline stopped selling its petroleum jelly in major Sodomite friendly cities like Seattle and San Francisco, California? It’s because all the gays out there are using gallons and gallons of it, dripping so much on the sidewalks that people have been slipping and breaking bones, threatening to sue the city (sodomites in Oakland, California don’t have the money for Vaseline so they have contests to see who survives the greatest assault to the bum and can walk away without help). Of course it stinks. It’s worse than pollution. It’s spiritual pollution. With bits of microscopic fecal matter and sin.

Even without the Holy Bible, it’s really remarkably amazingly easy to believe in God. Even the most dull witted simpleton can believe in God. Jesus shows his face everywhere, from chips to clouds mold stains. Atheists have no Bible. They have no miracles. They have the AIDS, and they eat each others’ pooh. That’s disgusting. They have no pride in themselves and yet they are not humble. They are repulsive. They hate themselves and for good reason.

Landover Baptist Church will soon be starting its popular Atheist Awareness Week, and True Christians™ can register in the office. As always there is a 5% discount for cash, and 10% discount for an acceptable donation to Pastor Zeke’s Jet Fund. Learn how to avoid the atheist whenever possible, rebuke them when avoidance isn’t possible, and successfully share the Good News that Jesus will spare us from them in His Good Time!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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or asexual as you might call it

People of marriageable age who do not get married are always fat and ugly. I call them fat and ugly.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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Hate Atheists? So do we! So does Jesus!

Your typical atheist

Smokes marijuana
Associates with Jews
Masturbates chronically
Wears masks (mark of the beast?)
Has blind faith in Charles Darwin
Worships at the altar of the internet

This list is so helpful. We who soldier on against atheists sometimes forget the comprehensive nature of the illness.

I'm interested especially in this mask thing. Outside of Freehold one see these masks everywhere. I think we should point and shout "ATHEIST" every time we see one.

[Basilissa]

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These special atheists are of the ACE variety; or asexual as you might call it.

People of marriageable age who do not get married are always fat and ugly. I call them fat and ugly.

I believe the politically correct name for these people is incels, isn't it?

[WWJDnow]

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Atheism is the ultimate expression of cancel culture--they want to cancel God. This would let them get on with their lives without feeling guilty about enjoying sex. They disgust me!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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It's so refreshing to get back to basics. Atheists make everything so complicated with legalistic arguments and proofs. STOP. It's not complicated.

[Johny Joe Hold]

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This Atheist Awareness Week got me to thinking, will there be a parade? And, if there is a parade, what will those in the parade be wearing or displaying?

The only thing they could carry in a parade would "signs" on sticks. The signs would have to be blank because atheists don't believe anything. Here is a picture from a neighborhood atheist celebration:

[handmaiden]

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Christians are easy to spot. Look at this modest girl's image.




The dainty bow is another giveaway. Though, I wish that she didn't have quite so much clavicle on display.


Now, this is the look of an atheist.





That's a girl, by the way.


Clearly, we can see that atheism makes for hair loss in females and a general nastiness and angry countenance from each and every one of them.


There are many good reasons to believe in God. Avoiding physical ugliness is only one of them.

[Dana723]

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I always thought Atheist Day was April 1.


The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good. Psalm 14:1