There is only One Trinity!!!

[handmaiden]

God the Father, Jesus Christ, His Son, and the Holy Spirit who kinda swoops down to possess people with God's Power while He stays on the job in Heaven.

I don't know why it is so hard for people to accept this, but it seems to trip them up. But there is another, major offensive that is working overtime to offend Christianity on the horizon.

Lately, I have been hearing about some other Trinity. It has something to do with Washington, DC, as I understand it, and it seems like some folks are trying to infringe on our Religious Freedom by forcing this other Trinity on us.

Somebody on the internets described this false Trinity as a "powerhouse" but we know that all power resides in Christ, who was born as a human child after existing with God as God's Son and Self since the beginning of time. And let's not forget that the Holy Spirit impregnated Jesus' human mother on behalf of God, the Father who is also the Holy Spirit and Jesus at the same time.

Honestly, this is such cool stuff, that other DC Trinity can't possibly compete, you know?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: There is only One Trinity!!!

You're clearly less stupid than most women. Your husband did a good job here.

Multiple trinities is about the most idiotic thing I have ever heard in my life. And that has been a while.

that other DC Trinity can't possibly compete

The DC Comics Trinity of Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman is an insult to America. Superman is an illegal alien who should have stayed wherever he came from. Batman caused Covid-19 with his army of Chinese bats. Wonder Woman is from a place called Themyscira where women rule and men don't exist.

Amazing how people put stake in nonsensical fantasy instead of the cold hard facts from God's Hole Bible!

[Dennis Lukes]

Heretic Benny Hinn

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Heretic Benny Hinn

I've never trusted anyone who speaks with a foreign accent and that old fraud Hinn is no exception. I cannot think why he wants to make a simple concept more difficult and then say that it explains everything! Where's the stake in the town square when you need it?

The Trinity is like unto a cake that is composed of flour, eggs and sugar. The flour, eggs and sugar are quite separate, but each combines to form one inseparable whole.

The Easter cake is when the flour sent the egg to earth to be smashed and beaten by people and then the sugar puts it back together again after three days - and therefore we can all go to Heaven.