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  • Rev. M. Rodimer
    Honorary True Christian™
    Forum Member
    • May 2008
    • 13996

    #1

    Cultist Predicts UFO on October 14!

    Tomorrow, October 14, 2008, is the predicted arrival date for a "large craft" which will hover over Alabama for three days!

    Medium 'predicts' televised UFO sighting on 14th of October Written by Chris Perver Tuesday, 09 September 2008

    Australian actor and author Blossom Goodchild is claiming to have channelled information from extra-terrestrial beings about a supposed UFO sighting that is to take place on October of this year. According to Goodchild, a interstellar group calling themselves the 'Federation of Light' will cause a space craft to appear in the skies above Alabama on the 14th of October, where it will remain for at least a 72 hour period. Their intention is to provide undeniable proof that extra-terrestrials do exist. These beings claim that they come in peace, and that their only concern is for the future of mankind, and that is why they are revealing their existence to us now.

    Quote: "TO LEADERS, GOVERNORS, POLITICIANS AND ALL PEOPLE OF EARTH... We wish it to be understood that on the 14th day of your month of October in the year 2008 a craft of great size shall be visible within your skies. It shall be in the south of your hemisphere and it shall scan over many of your states. We give to you the name of Alabama. It has been decided that we shall remain within your atmosphere for the minimum of three of your twenty four hour periods. During this time there will be much commotion upon your earth plane. Your highest authorities will be intruding into 'our' atmospherics that surround our ship. This 'security field' is necessary for us, as there shall take place a 'farce' from those in your world who shall try to deny that we come in LOVE. KNOW OF THIS WE COME TO ASSIST YOUR WORLD. WE DO NOT COME TO TAKE OVER. WE DO NOT COME TO DESTRUCT. WE COME TO GIVE YOU HOPE.
    What will Satan come up with next?!
    Bible boring? Nonsense!
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    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Cultist Predicts UFO on October 14!

    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
    Tomorrow, October 14, 2008, is the predicted arrival date for a "large craft" which will hover over Alabama for three days!


    What will Satan come up with next?!
    Well this ought to be good. Another nutjob who believes in flying spacemen but rejects the reality of Christ. I hope his followers tear him to pieces on live TV when they realize the little green men aren't about to arrive.

    Thank you Jesus, for making me a True Christian(tm) who KNOWS what to believe in and what to reject as absurd superstition.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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    • Mr. Seth Cochran
      On Parole
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jul 2008
      • 753

      #3
      Re: Cultist Predicts UFO on October 14!

      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
      Thank you Jesus, for making me a True Christian™ who KNOWS what to believe in and what to reject as absurd superstition.
      Very true. This man has so-called "prophecies", but we have the Holy Bible, written by God himself, to tell us what's real. And since God wrote it, it has to be true!

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: Cultist Predicts UFO on October 14!

        They'll probably fake it like the Chinese faked the Olympics. If we're lucky they'll drink some cyanide kool aid (whether the aliens come or not) and spare us any further distraction.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • JennyD
          Honorary True Christian™
          Sweet Placid Sister
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2007
          • 9567

          #5
          Re: Cultist Predicts UFO on October 14!

          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
          They'll probably fake it like the Chinese faked the Olympics. If we're lucky they'll drink some cyanide kool aid (whether the aliens come or not) and spare us any further distraction.
          Amen, Brother Nobar!

          Is there anything more ridiculous than these cult people who follow their made-up "religions" or other fantasies, which have absolutely no basis in reality?

          Most of them believe that engaging in some silly ritual will actually make a difference in the world!

          Isn't that called Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder?
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          • Rev. M. Rodimer
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 13996

            #6
            Re: Cultist Predicts UFO on October 14!

            It's October 15. I didn't see any UFO, did you?
            Bible boring? Nonsense!
            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639

              #7
              Re: Cultist Predicts UFO on October 14!

              Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
              It's October 15. I didn't see any UFO, did you?
              No, but I did see where in the Bible it says what to do with false prophets.
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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              • Capt. Aaron Portway
                One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                Salvation from Above
                God's Favorite Pilot™
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2008
                • 6309

                #8
                Re: Cultist Predicts UFO on October 14!

                Well, they didn't show up. Let this be a lesson to Anti-Christian UFO nuts:

                In the future, when someone with a name like Blossom Goodchild predicts aliens will show up, you might want to take them with a grain of salt.

                Believing that there are all-powerful beings living in the sky that will someday visit us, how ridiculous!
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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22889

                  #9
                  Re: Cultist Predicts UFO on October 14!

                  Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                  Well, they didn't show up. Let this be a lesson to Anti-Christian UFO nuts:

                  In the future, when someone with a name like Blossom Goodchild predicts aliens will show up, you might want to take them with a grain of salt.

                  Believing that there are all-powerful beings living in the sky that will someday visit us, how ridiculous!
                  Well this infernal machine is supposed to be here now, floating above Alabama.

                  No one has seen it and there's nothing on the news - perhaps it's "invisible" but "all around us"?
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                  • Capt. Aaron Portway
                    One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                    Salvation from Above
                    God's Favorite Pilot™
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 6309

                    #10
                    Re: Cultist Predicts UFO on October 14!

                    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                    Well this infernal machine is supposed to be here now, floating above Alabama.

                    No one has seen it and there's nothing on the news - perhaps it's "invisible" but "all around us"?
                    Yeah! And I bet it "loves" us too!
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                    Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                    God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                    Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639

                      #11
                      Re: Cultist Predicts UFO on October 14!

                      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                      Well this infernal machine is supposed to be here now, floating above Alabama.

                      No one has seen it and there's nothing on the news - perhaps it's "invisible" but "all around us"?
                      Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                      Yeah! And I bet it "loves" us too!
                      And will visit us by a date certain, except that it didn't. You'd think that by now people would know better than to fall for such transparent nonsense and embrace True Christianity™ instead.
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #12
                        Re: Cultist Predicts UFO on October 14!

                        What did the cultists do? Did they issue a press release?
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • JennyD
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Sweet Placid Sister
                          Forum Member
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 9567

                          #13
                          Re: Cultist Predicts UFO on October 14!

                          Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                          In the future, when someone with a name like Blossom Goodchild predicts aliens will show up, you might want to take them with a grain of salt.
                          The "prophet" or the aliens?

                          Can I substitute curry powder?
                          Believing that there are all-powerful beings living in the sky that will someday visit us, how ridiculous!
                          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                          No one has seen it and there's nothing on the news - perhaps it's "invisible" but "all around us"?
                          Oh, you two! Such kidders!

                          Brother Nobar, someone will have to venture out of the protected Landover environment and scour the Innertubes to see if Bloodsugar Notgood has made any press releases.
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                          • JennyD
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Sweet Placid Sister
                            Forum Member
                            • Dec 2007
                            • 9567

                            #14
                            Re: Cultist Predicts UFO on October 14!

                            Well, here it is . . .

                            www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
                            Huckabee/Palin Gingrich 2012 will reclaim America for Christ! PRAISE!

                            Christian Ladies:
                            Savor your separation in style at the Monthly Visitor!

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #15
                              Re: Cultist Predicts UFO on October 14!

                              Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                              Oh, boo-hoo. The crazylady is claiming that she's a victim of the spacemen too!


                              Apparently they stood her up....
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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