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  • JennyD
    Honorary True Christian™
    Sweet Placid Sister
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 9567
    #16
    Re: Cultist Predicts UFO on October 14!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Apparently they stood her up....
    Look at her. Wouldn't you?
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      • Ezekiel Bathfire
        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
        Christ's Rottweiler
         
        • Jan 2008
        • 22887
        #17
        Re: Cultist Predicts UFO on October 14!

        Nephew Zebulun called in, he suggested that "White Cloud" the "spirit guide" had probably been at the malt liquor again.
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          • Capt. Aaron Portway
            One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
            Salvation from Above
            God's Favorite Pilot™
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2008
            • 6309
            #18
            Re: Cultist Predicts UFO on October 14!

            Originally posted by JennyD View Post
            Look at her. Wouldn't you?
            No kidding! The last place I saw a haircut like that was on a paint can!
            Last edited by Capt. Aaron Portway; 11-13-2008, 02:41 AM.
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            God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



            Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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              • SinisterPizza
                Unsaved Canuckstani Trash
                Referred by Belphegor... treat with caution.
                Forum Member
                • Mar 2007
                • 273
                #19
                Re: Cultist Predicts UFO on October 14!

                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                They'll probably fake it like the Chinese faked the Olympics.
                'Faked' the Olympics? How do you lot work that one, out, anyways?

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                  • Capt. Aaron Portway
                    One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                    Salvation from Above
                    God's Favorite Pilot™
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 6309
                    #20
                    Re: Cultist Predicts UFO on October 14!

                    Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
                    'Faked' the Olympics? How do you lot work that one, out, anyways?
                    "We lot" know that the Chinese could never have pulled off the Olympics because the KJV1611 says the following about Chinkland:

                    And now, O our God, what shall we say after this? for we have forsaken thy commandments,

                    Which thou hast commanded by thy servants the prophets, saying, The land, unto which ye go to possess it, is an unclean land with the filthiness of the people of the lands, with their abominations, which have filled it from one end to another with their uncleanness.
                    Ezra 9:10-11

                    An unclean nation certainly could not have pulled off a real Olympics, so they hired a Hellywood special effects company to fake the whole thing.

                    Duh!!!
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                    Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                    God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                    Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556
                        #21
                        Re: Cultist Predicts UFO on October 14!

                        Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
                        'Faked' the Olympics? How do you lot work that one, out, anyways?
                        Try searching the forum, witch.
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                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748
                            #22
                            Re: Cultist Predicts UFO on October 14!

                            Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
                            'Faked' the Olympics? How do you lot work that one, out, anyways?
                            How the Chinese faked the Olympics
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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