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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #1

    Taking on the Atheists

    Brothers and sisters in Christ, I have HAD IT with these God hating atheists who spend their every waking moment trying to find ways of spitting on Jesus. They infest our Godly forum with their hatred and anger. Well I say ENOUGH!!

    I propose that we reserve this thread to take on some of the atheist's challenges and go mano a mano with them. I ask that the Holy Ghost come down upon all True Christians(tm) who venture here, that their loins be girded by Jesus Christ, and that His wisdom flow from their fingertips onto the keyboard. In Jesus name I pray.

    Case #1; "Jesus is imaginary."

    Watch the video, then make your rebuttal.

    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!
  • Wide-Open
    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2007
    • 18449

    #2
    Re: Taking on the Atheists

    Pastor, I just puked a little in my mouth.

    Who made this video? Goebbels?

    Just repeating something over and over again is propaganda. Telling a LIE often enough doesn't make it the Truth®!

    AND THEY ARE USING A FALSE BIBLE!

    I want to see their faces when Rapture comes. I can imagine Jesus shouting "I was imaginary huh!?" to those athecommunists - before He casts them in to hell with an awesome dropkick with lots of side spin.

    This video is an insult to our intelligence. So: who's voice am I hearing day after day? Mickey Mouse? Who's hot love am I feeling every second of my existance? John Holmes?

    No Brothers and Sisters: it's JESUS!

    Can I have an AMEN!
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22889

      #3
      Re: Taking on the Atheists

      Of course you can have an AMEN!

      This video is strange, the third grader who filmed it has missed so much because of his lack of Faith.

      He quotes 1Cor:15:3-8 This was said by Paul and therefore is true. Jesus did physically appear to those mentioned first mentioned but whether he appeared physically to Paul is another matter.

      That aside, we must see that the first conclusion reached by the author of the video is invalid. Jesus did NOT prove His Resurrection by appearing – even if He hadn’t appeared, He would still have been resurrected.

      We also see that the third conclusion is invalid, “Jesus appearing” is irrelevant to Faith – Faith requires no evidence at all.

      The author of the video quotes
      Mat:18:19-20 Again I say unto you, That if two of you shall agree on earth as touching any thing that they shall ask, it shall be done for them of my Father which is in heaven.
      M't:18:20: For where two or three are gathered together in my name, there am I in the midst of them.
      Clearly, he has forgotten The Trinity; Jesus is there but He is there as The Holy Spirit, Who is invisible. It is that warm feeling of goodness that is Jesus.

      Thus the 4 points:
      • Jesus is here already
      • It would be trivial for Him to appear
      • It is OK for Him to appear
      • He has promised that He will appear

      are all fulfilled.

      THE MYSTERY

      However, the author of the video fleetingly mentions one important mystery but strangely leaves it untouched: in the final frames, we see the website www.WhyWontGodHealAmputees.com. I’ll admit that that one is a bit of a mystery.

      As far as I can see, God can save eyes that no longer work, ears that are deaf as stones, minds that are destroyed; He can cure diseases and even death; He protects whole bodies from fiery furnaces, from the belly of a whale and lions’ dens but the replacement of e.g. a fingertip seems to be ignored. (I say ignored because obviously God could do it, even if He has not so far bothered.)

      I can only assume that in the time from the Creation to the Resurrection that the occasion never arose and that people never lost bits of the body – they either lived in one piece or died. This is not as amazing as it might appear; we also know from the bible that people lived hundreds and hundreds of years, which they don’t now.

      I don’t know – is it perhaps because no one has not bothered to ask? Or if they asked, perhaps they weren’t True Christians - as I say, it’s a mystery.
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      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • Glendora Christianson
        Spiritual Mother of LBC
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2329

        #4
        Re: Taking on the Atheists

        That video didn't work ON me! It took a long tome to load and as I was wasting time watching it, the oven timer went off. Anyway, I sat there praying to Jesus that my biscuits wouldn't burn as I forced myself to finish the video. Finally, I ran to the kitchen and snatched the baking sheet out of the oven. And would you know, Jesus kept those biscuits perfect for me! CONVINCED BEYOND REASON, GLENDORA
        Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.

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        • Meek and Humble
          Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
          Biblical Black Belt
          Jr. Pastor
          True Christian™
          • Dec 2008
          • 6197

          #5
          Re: Taking on the Atheists

          What a stupid video. The guy who made it in an imbecile. Honestly, he keeps talking about proof, but he apparently did not even look in the Bible for his answers. How can you trust someone who doesn't even know the Bible has all the answers?

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          • Gurl in Glass
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Nov 2008
            • 51

            #6
            Re: Taking on the Atheists

            Yes, atheists are evil and sick. Here's more info about them:
            Attached Files
            Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
            1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
            1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

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            • Pastor Billy-Reuben
              Senior Pastor
              VP of Evangelical Outreach
              On FIRE for Jesus
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 5812

              #7
              Re: Taking on the Atheists

              Jesus only answers the prayers of the faithful, and the faithful would never ask Jesus to prove he was resurrected. So this whole video was pointless.

              Pastor Billy-Reuben
              Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

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              • Decerealized
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Dec 2008
                • 16

                #8
                Re: Taking on the Atheists

                I've already convinced many people that there is no god, and I'm not stopping there. One person at a time christianity is going down. i don't even work so i have all the free time in the world to do this, after sacrificing small animals, lead people to atheism. After buying my monthly hookers, back to leading people atheism. wake up after a night of doing drugs, lead to atheism. And you can't do anything about it, might as well give up.

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                • BrotherBill
                  Forum Member
                  Forum Member
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 63

                  #9
                  Re: Taking on the Atheists

                  Originally posted by Derealized View Post
                  I've already convinced many people that there is no god, and I'm not stopping there. One person at a time christianity is going down. i don't even work so i have all the free time in the world to do this, after sacrificing small animals, lead people to atheism. After buying my monthly hookers, back to leading people atheism. wake up after a night of doing drugs, lead to atheism. And you can't do anything about it, might as well give up.
                  Demon!
                  If humans evolved from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #10
                    Re: Taking on the Atheists

                    Originally posted by Derealized View Post
                    I've already convinced many people that there is no god, and I'm not stopping there. One person at a time christianity is going down. i don't even work so i have all the free time in the world to do this, after sacrificing small animals, lead people to atheism. After buying my monthly hookers, back to leading people atheism. wake up after a night of doing drugs, lead to atheism. And you can't do anything about it, might as well give up.
                    Son, let me explain to you how being unsaved trash works when you die.

                    You're dead. Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
                    As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
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                    Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.
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                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • alexross8
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 6

                      #11
                      Re: Taking on the Atheists

                      I've already convinced many people that there is no god, and I'm not stopping there. One person at a time Christianity is going down. i don't even work so i have all the free time in the world to do this, after sacrificing small animals, lead people to atheism. After buying my monthly hookers, back to leading people atheism. wake up after a night of doing drugs, lead to atheism. And you can't do anything about it, might as well give up.
                      Lol , do you hear yourself when you speak?

                      Atheists are the very things they hate.
                      You say you are going to make people into atheists.
                      thats the same as converting.

                      Only repetitive sinners get lead to atheism.
                      If you keep sinning , you will eventaully lose faith altogether.
                      Heres some flaws in the atheist lifestyle.

                      pros and cons of atheism in quote examples.

                      "I do whateva da hell i wan"
                      "I'm Hungry. GIVE ME YOUR MONEY OR DIE"
                      "No god , no consequences for my actions if no one catches me"
                      "most dark skinned people are sooo stupid cuz they are less evolved than us"
                      "have you seen my prostitute? she left me"
                      "I'm gonna give these dumbass Christians a hard time cuz they believe in an invisible man"

                      pros

                      "I am so clean"
                      "I am not a fat ass who goes on youtube to debate against christianity"
                      "I will sponser a charity"

                      just kidding , there are no pros about atheists.

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                      • Mrs. Rogers
                        compassion personified
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 2692

                        #12
                        Re: Taking on the Atheists

                        Originally posted by alexross8 View Post
                        just kidding , there are no pros about atheists.
                        Just a minute, young man -- there are many, many prostitutes who "hang about" atheists, due to both groups being hellbound; birds of a feather, etc.
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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #13
                          Re: Taking on the Atheists

                          Now is the time!!!!
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Dirk
                            True Christian™
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 1425

                            #14
                            Re: Taking on the Atheists

                            Shouldn't atheists be put in prison?

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                            • Billy Bob Jenkins
                              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                              Hates anal sex. And trees.
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
                              • 8337

                              #15
                              Re: Taking on the Atheists

                              The only people to whom atheism appeals are those who sin so often and so severely that they are too ashamed to admit that God is watching them.
                              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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