satan

[eternal]

hello all!
I'm a little different then most of you
I worship our dark lord Satan on a daily basis
I wake up every morning at 6 and begin to cut my thighs. I collect at least .5 ounces of blood. I begin to draw a pentaram. I put candles on all five points. I then go to the back room and pick the fattest rabbit i can find, I bring him in the middle of the pentagram. I go to the garage and get my sledge hammer. and SPLAT the prayer begins

Don't treat me with disrespect just because i am different then most of you

I renounce and ties with the cunt jesus his father and the holy spirit, may Satan one day find the place in your hearts he has in mine


Vobiscum Satanus!

[Nobar King]

Re: satan

In six months you will be over this nonsense and wonder why you ever thought such ridiculous things.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: satan

I begin to draw a pentaram.

You sound like my Chinese cook, but she doesn't drive a pentram. We don't have any Chrysler products here. And she usually picks a smoked duck from the smokehouse, or ham or sausage. Rabbits probably taste like rats. Anyway, we don't eat them.

We shoot them from the balcony and let the messkins run after them.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: satan

hello all!
I wake up every morning at 6 and begin to cut my thighs.

You should try cutting a little higher up

I collect at least .5 ounces of blood. I begin to draw a pentaram.

Not sure what a pentaram is, would you draw us one ?

[eternal]

Re: Satan

a pentagram is a circle with and upside-down star in the middle.

Three points of the star are facing down, signifying the blasphemy of jesus, god, and the holy spirit

[Wide-Open]

Re: Satan

a pentagram is a circle with and upside-down star in the middle.

We know what a pentagram is, we just didn't know what a pentaram was. It sounds like something mooslims would find five times offensive.

Three points of the star are facing down, signifying the blasphemy of jesus, god, and the holy spirit

Shouldn't you get a more exciting hobby, like, say, playing snooker? Or dwarf tossing? (at least the KJV would approve of that).

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Satan

a pentagram is a circle with and upside-down star in the middle.

Three points of the star are facing down, signifying the blasphemy of jesus, god, and the holy spirit

Oh, like a Star of David, only drawn by a bunch of tweakers.

[eternal]

Re: satan

I wonder whose the person who brainwashed all you freaks?
you do realize all of you are more a minority than the goths and fags you hate so much.

When the real world looks at you, we see something worse than any fags or goths, we see people who base every single thing they do off a fucking book.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: satan

When the real world looks at you, we see something worse than any fags or goths, we see people who base every single thing they do off a piffleing book.

Where do you get YOUR information? Television, or video games?

[eternal]

Re: Satan

Oh, like a Star of David, only drawn by a bunch of tweakers.

i haven't tried meth yet, i only smoke God's herb, cannibis.
Did you know Jesus used cannibis?
"Christ" means "the annointed one"
and can you guess the main ingredient in the annointing oil back then? bingo! Cannibis!.
The recipe called for 7-9 pounds of flowering cannibis tops, thats a LOTTTTTTTTT of THC
a few seconds after you were annointed you had to be INCREDIBLY baked

[eternal]

Re: satan

Where do you get YOUR information? Television, or video games?

where do you get your information? 1 book written hundreds of years ago? you do realize legends change over time. The bible you all love is probably so far from the original version.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: satan

where do you get your information? 1 book written hundreds of years ago? you do realize legends change over time. The bible you all love is probably so far from the original version.

OK, will you ask the nurse who let you near a computer to have a word with you please? The essence of legends is that they DO NOT change over time - so it is with God's Word - think of the History of Creation - they are timeless.

[eternal]

Re: satan

So you think your precious book has remained the EXACT same as it was when i was written?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: satan

So you think your precious book has remained the EXACT same as it was when i was written?

Long answer: Look son, God dictated the KJV 1611 to King James of England. God ironed out all and any changes that there might have been because of misprints, general mistakes, Satanic influences or of any other origin. Therefore we have in the Bible (KJV 1611) the inerrant Word of God. And God has no need to lie or in anyway be deceptive.

Short answer - yes.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: satan

So you think your precious book has remained the EXACT same as it was when i was written?

Every Biblical scholar I'VE talked to has explained to me that Paul made a series of typos that were finally corrected when God himself dictated the King James Version of 1611.