[Alphonse Alban]

Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS!

learn to read, or are you so delusional and/or stupid that your seeing extra words on the page. what you said had nothing to do with what i said. retarded monkey piffleer

Oh, now I get it!

You meant to say "To anyone. They are(they're) not sluts.", not "to anyone there not sluts".
So you said one thing but meant something entire different, and then started to bark at me that I can't read.

I am sure all goths are very proud of you for really flipping the bird to this stupid Christian.

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS!

no were in that passage do i see the word goth and i don't cut my self so your argument has no meaning at all.

No were? Who is no? The bible says otherwise for gothic is another form of Ball(satan) worship. You are a "cut yourself to feel" satan worshipper. The Bible says so, that settles it. You sound like them devils I cast out of heathens all the time.

Acts
8:7 For unclean spirits, crying with loud voice, came out of many that were possessed with them: and many taken with palsies, and that were lame, were healed.

Them devils are really talking for ya.

[a goth scum]

Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS!

No were? Who is no? The bible says otherwise for gothic is another form of Ball(satan) worship. You are a "cut yourself to feel" satan worshipper. The Bible says so, that settles it. You sound like them devils I cast out of heathens all the time.

Acts
8:7 For unclean spirits, crying with loud voice, came out of many that were possessed with them: and many taken with palsies, and that were lame, were healed.

Them devils are really talking for ya.

gothic is not another from of ball(satan) were do you get these things really. and i already said i don't cut my self i'll show you my wrists if you like.

and to the guy above fair play you're grammar is better than mine but when you say it, it sound the same so you would have know what i was talking about

[True Disciple]

Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS!

1. I don't cut myself.

You're a goth without tattoos or other markings on your body? That's like being a bird without feathers, boy.

2. I don't wear women's clothes.

Most goths do wear women's clothes, so I would first have to see it to believe you.

3. It's only strange to you, where i am its normal.

It wasn't normal to Zephaniah either, and He was inspired by God, unlike you.

4. I do have long hair but so do some of the male true Christian's on here

They are likely Nazarites, who are the only ones who are allowed to have long hair (Numbers 6:5). You, however, are a goth, and are in transgressions of 1 Corinthians 11:14.

5. The goth girls i know do dress modestly they don't like showing flesh

I have never seen a goth girl dress modestly, friend. That's why goth girls shouldn't whine when they are raped. They deserve that.

6. I don't see what that has to do with this

It means that women are not allowed to adorn their bodies by plaiting their hairs, wearing gold or putting on apparel that does that. Can you show me one goth girl who keeps this commandment?

[RagingLiberal]

Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS!

Why does goth teens put mustard in their coffee?
-because it's so damn bad...

That joke is so bad, I thought The Situation wrote it.
Seriously. Terrible joke.

Here's a good joke:
Why a man would want a wife is a mystery, but why a man would want two wives is a bigamy-stery!

That's a knee slapper!

[Marshall]

Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS!

Why did the goth eat the baby?
Because the power of Satan compelled him.


Why did the Wiccan throw the cat head into church?
Because Satan speaks directly to her heart.


What did the Goth name her 5th illegitimate baby?
Edward. Again.

[RagingLiberal]

Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS!

Why did the goth eat the baby?
Because the power of Satan compelled him.


Why did the Wiccan throw the cat head into church?
Because Satan speaks directly to her heart.


What did the Goth name her 5th illegitimate baby?
Edward. Again.

Terrible. You have a terrible sense of humor and you should stick to your day job.

Here's another good one for you.

A man goes to the doctor and he says, "Doc, I have Tom Jones fever, is that common?" and the doctor says "It's not unusual."

LOLOLOLOLOLROFLCOPTERLOLLERSKATES

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS!

LOLOLOLOLOLROFLCOPTERLOLLERSKATES

Do you always combine puking with talking?

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS!

LOLOLOLOLOLROFLCOPTERLOLLERSKATES[/QUOTE]

That demon is puking. Watch out, I don't want any demon scum on me!

[Rev. Edward Clement]

Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS!

and to the guy above fair play you're grammar is better than mine but when you say it, it sound the same so you would have know what i was talking about[/QUOTE]


No, it is hard to know what you are talking about.
Demons do not make sense when the talk through unsaved scum(goths) who worship satan, and are a ball of demon spirits.

Luke
8:30 And Jesus asked him, saying, What is thy name? And he said, Legion: because many devils were entered into him.

[crackerHacker]

Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS!

Waste your time? Listen, friend. You're the one who came HERE to our forum! If you refuse to listen to God-fearing True Christians™ who only want to help you find endless time in Heaven then we're the ones wasting our short time left before Rapture when we could be helping someone who genuinely wants Jesus in their heart before the trumpets blow!

might i ask you all a few things?

1.) when did he ask you to help him find endless time in heaven?
2.) when did it become your task to help any one?
3.) why do you feel that it is ok to force your views on anyone?
4.) why is it not ok for people to have views different than yours?

[Cursed]

Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS!

might i ask you all a few things?

1.) when did he ask you to help him find endless time in heaven?
2.) when did it become your task to help any one?
3.) why do you feel that it is ok to force your views on anyone?
4.) why is it not ok for people to have views different than yours?

Hello, and welcome to God's Favorite Forum!

Please introduce yourself here, in the aptly named "Introduction Forum." Let us know what church you go to, how you came to find Jesus, and your favorite Bible verse.

I can't wait to get to know you! I hope we can become best friends someday, Praise God!

[imperfect_angel]

Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS!

Continuing my '101 Reasons why' Series, I was astonished to notice that we haven't covered the Goths yet.... so here goes....


101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS!


Reason No. 1 - Goths are Terrorists

Yes, Goths are Domestic Terrorists - the facts speak for themselves. How many School schootings this year? I've lost count. These Nazi Hitler-worshipping scumbags are never happy unless they're massacring a whole mess of school-kids, or lobbing pipe-bombs at their fellow classmates - for fun!

From Columbine to Lely to Virginia Tech to Red Lake... it's a long depressing list....

Reason No. 2 - Goths drink their own urine.

It's a well known fact that Goths drink their own urine. In fact some, like psychopathic goth killer Luke Mitchell, keep their urine bottled-up in their bedrooms for sharing with their sicko friends. Disgusting!

Reason No. 3 - Goths are Pedophiles.

We all know the scandal of the '700 club', where 30 girls aged from between 13 - 16 were lured into joining a pedophile vampire 'family' by sick Goth child rapist Jon C Bush.

In New York City police also charged another 23-year-old man with a series of rapes of underage girls, whom he met through VampireGeeks.com. Police say a site photo showed him standing over a tombstone with a black cape and long purple locks of hair hanging over his face. He was arrested when he arrived at a cemetery one night expecting to have sex with a 13-year-old girl he met through the site. But his alleged online prey was actually an undercover police woman.

This isn't the first time last year that VampireGeeks was in the media. VampireGeeks.com is the same website that was linked to a 12-year-old girl and her 23-year-old pedophile boyfriend who are accused of killing her family in Medicine Hat, Alberta, last summer.

I think it's obvious these goths are nothing but child-raping nutbags!

...MORE TO FOLLOW...

Charge #1 - Goth's are terrorists

I don't even know where to start...

Charge #2 - Goths drink urine...

Actually that is a sexual fetish called urophilia (spelling?) and that can be anyone... not necessarily a goth

Charge #3 - Goth's are pedophiles

Some of them might be but I want to point out that some of the "upstanding" members of society turn out to be pedos too. Looks can be deceiving,,,

[Andre-Bartholomew]

Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS!

Goths are Satanists. Of this you can be sure.

My good Marshall, The Goth's are not Satanists..

But no they aren't true Christians. But they still are baptized.

God's blessings.

Andre - Fidei Defensor.

[Andre-Bartholomew]

Re: 101 REASONS WHY GOD HATES GOTHS!

look more like some sort of medieval warriors to me, and i'm not a fag i don't hate jesus, i hate your lack of intelligence, i don't sacrifice anything to anyone, and not a mistress either

Well acctually the pictures does show the real deffinition of a Goth.

the goth's was at first a tribe of warriors, living in the northern part of Germany.

later on the tribe was divided by civil war, and then became Goth's and Ostrogoth's. Later on, there was made a Christian group called Goth's. Goth can also be found in the way of building churches, and buildings of older days.

God's blessings

Andre - Fidei Defensor.