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    Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

    Friends, we all know that, thanks to the corrupting influence of the treacherous Demoncrats, the enemy combatants at Guantanamo Bay enjoy a life of luxury, all paid for at taxpayers' expense. But did you know they even have a library of unGodly texts, and are free to while away the sunny hours by perusing whatever hate-filled terrorist manual they choose? Believe it or not, it's true! But what is the #1 hit with our Jihadist enemies? Might it be the Qu'ran, you wonder? Well, you'd be wrong. The most popular book with terrorists who hate America is, of course, none other than Harry Potter and the Prince of Darkness.
    Originally posted by Washington Times
    Harry Potter's worldwide popularity is so broad-based that it has become favorite reading for Islamic terror suspects at the U.S. prison at Guantanamo Bay.
    Lori, who for two years has overseen the detention center's library, said J.K. Rowling's tales about the boy wizard are on top of the request list for the camp's 520 al Qaeda and Taliban suspects, followed by Agatha Christie whodunits.
    "We've got a few who are kind of hooked on it. A couple have asked if they can see the movie," said Lori, a civilian contractor who asked that her last name not be publicized.
    And the liberals would have you believe that Harry Potter isn't Satanic propaganda! Why is this sort of terrorist anti-God propaganda even tolerated in a free society? This is of particular importance for the Christian parents among us - of course, no decent parent would ever dream of allowing their child within fifteen yards of such a vile book unless they were taking them to a family-friendly book burning event, but there may be a few wavering lukewarm types who were wondering if it was really so bad. Well, now it's official - allow your child to read Harry Potter, and you might as well get them a TNT vest to go with it.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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  • #2
    Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Friends, we all know that, thanks to the corrupting influence of the treacherous Demoncrats, the enemy combatants at Guantanamo Bay enjoy a life of luxury, all paid for at taxpayers' expense. But did you know they even have a library of unGodly texts, and are free to while away the sunny hours by perusing whatever hate-filled terrorist manual they choose? Believe it or not, it's true! But what is the #1 hit with our Jihadist enemies? Might it be the Qu'ran, you wonder? Well, you'd be wrong. The most popular book with terrorists who hate America is, of course, none other than Harry Potter and the Prince of Darkness.

    And the liberals would have you believe that Harry Potter isn't Satanic propaganda! Why is this sort of terrorist anti-God propaganda even tolerated in a free society? This is of particular importance for the Christian parents among us - of course, no decent parent would ever dream of allowing their child within fifteen yards of such a vile book unless they were taking them to a family-friendly book burning event, but there may be a few wavering lukewarm types who were wondering if it was really so bad. Well, now it's official - allow your child to read Harry Potter, and you might as well get them a TNT vest to go with it.
    Is it possible, Brother, that the Lord is working through Harry Potter to steer these Islamists away from Mohammed? After all, while Harry Potter books encourage more or less direct Satan-worship, they don't actually encourage murdering innocent Christians like the Koran.

    Perhaps Jesus is using Harry Potter books to open these Islamists' minds to God, rather than their childish superstitions?

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    • #3
      Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

      Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
      Is it possible, Brother, that the Lord is working through Harry Potter to steer these Islamists away from Mohammed? After all, while Harry Potter books encourage more or less direct Satan-worship, they don't actually encourage murdering innocent Christians like the Koran.
      What do you mean? Of course they do.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • #4
        Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
        What do you mean? Of course they do.
        They DO?

        Goodness, I knew I should have read the whole book instead of the Cliff Notes!

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        • #5
          Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

          God bless our Godly President. As always, he is five steps ahead of everyone else! Of course he knew what he was doing when he allowed Rowling's Witch's Handbook to be stocked at his holy prison. The mooslims claim to be peaceful and that they worship God (though their tongues would burn from that blasphemy so they're forced to call Him "Allah"), but by allowing them access to that garbage he knew they'd show their true allegiances!
          I wonder how the demoncrats will try to spin this now.
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          • #6
            Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

            Awwww. I thought it was cute. Odd, but cute.
            Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
            I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
            Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
            Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
            Thy livery, and long thy quiver born.             - Ovid

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            • #7
              Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

              Originally posted by Arethusa View Post
              Awwww. I thought it was cute. Odd, but cute.
              Good to have you back, Sister! What with you being a degenerate Canuckistani and all, we all assumed you had backslid (backslided? backslidden?) into sin and choked to death in a puddle of your own AIDS-riddled vomit, and were now suffering your eternal punishment for not being male and American enough. It's very good to see that's not the case, the thought of you drowning in flames for eternity was nearly enough to put me off my noodles. Anyway, welcome back.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • #8
                Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                Good to have you back, Sister! What with you being a Marvelous Canadian and all, we all assumed you had surpassed us in every aspect and decided that no Canadian would lower themselves to the level on which we ignorant Americans find ourselves. It's very good to see that's not the case, the thought of you being so far above us and so much better than we makes me ashamed to call myself American. Anyway, welcome back.
                Aww! Brother Temperance! I do believe that was the nicest post you've ever made! *Gives you a cookie* There, there, dear Brother T, it's not your fault you were so unlucky as to be born American.
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                • #9
                  Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post

                  Why is this sort of terrorist anti-God propaganda even tolerated in a free society?
                  Because it's a free society.
                  Last edited by Bobby-Joe; 01-29-2007, 09:09 PM. Reason: html error
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                  • #10
                    Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

                    Friend,

                    You make a mistake here. Let me correct it

                    Originally posted by Appelfap. View Post
                    Because it's a free Christian society.
                    There we go. A Christian society is free to do what Jesus wants.

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

                      -Thanks for fixing the Quote.
                      -Brother Temperance said we leave in a 'free' society, this is true.
                      People are free to live how they want (exept if they disobey the law).
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                      • #12
                        Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

                        Originally posted by Appelfap. View Post
                        -Thanks for fixing the Quote.
                        -Brother Temperance said we leave in a 'free' society, this is true.
                        People are free to live how they want (exept if they disobey the law).
                        Let us put it this way; if you saw someone on the street slashing themselves with a razor you say it is right if the authorities stopped them from hurting themselves? That society has the obligation to protect and care for the insane.

                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

                          Well of course Harry Potter is demonic. JK Rowling is known to be a witch. Only a witch could write such vile stories for children. I say we burn her at the stake for being a witch. But first we should make her watch her books being burned.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

                            Originally posted by Girls Do Not Wear Pants View Post
                            Well of course Harry Potter is demonic. JK Rowling is known to be a witch. Only a witch could write such vile stories for children. I say we burn her at the stake for being a witch. But first we should make her watch her books being burned.
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                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                            • #15
                              Re: Definitive proof of the Satanic nature of Harry Potter

                              Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                              Aww! Brother Temperance! I do believe that was the nicest post you've ever made! *Gives you a cookie* There, there, dear Brother T, it's not your fault you were so unlucky as to be born American.
                              I wasn't born American. I suppose you racist Canuckistanis are probably incapable of telling civilised white people apart. How very ignorant you are.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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