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  • Zechariah Smyth
    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 15251

    #451
    Re: Emo nutbag plans to inspire the next Columbine- Sign the Petition

    Wow, you like totally shocked me.

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    • Toothless Misty the Retarded
      Unsaved trash, teenaged 4chan whore
      • Jun 2012
      • 39

      #452
      Re: Emo nutbag plans to inspire the next Columbine- Sign the Petition

      piffle it. Wanna hear about me?

      1. I'm bisexual
      2. I have ausbergers.
      3.I'm smart.
      4. I'm a virgin.
      5. I'm nice.
      6. I have a wonderful loving family.

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      • Zechariah Smyth
        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 15251

        #453
        Re: Emo nutbag plans to inspire the next Columbine- Sign the Petition

        You have "ausbergers" huh? Is that some kind of German mountain virus?

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #454
          Re: Emo nutbag plans to inspire the next Columbine- Sign the Petition

          Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
          You have "ausbergers" huh? Is that some kind of German mountain virus?

          It means she's a retard.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Toothless Misty the Retarded
            Unsaved trash, teenaged 4chan whore
            • Jun 2012
            • 39

            #455
            Re: Emo nutbag plans to inspire the next Columbine- Sign the Petition

            I apologize to you all for my stupidity. I've been reading throug some other threadd and reize how wrong my ways are. Please help me see the light.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78555

              #456
              Re: Emo nutbag plans to inspire the next Columbine- Sign the Petition

              Originally posted by Toothless Misty the Retarded View Post
              I apologize to you all for my stupidity. I've been reading throug some other threadd and reize how wrong my ways are. Please help me see the light.
              I doubt that that's possible. You're scottish after all.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Toothless Misty the Retarded
                Unsaved trash, teenaged 4chan whore
                • Jun 2012
                • 39

                #457
                Re: Emo nutbag plans to inspire the next Columbine- Sign the Petition

                I'm not scottish... Here, I'll prove I'm serious. I'll give you some songs that are devil music!

                Our Lawyer Made Us Change Yhe Name Of This Song So we wouldn't Get Sued - Fall Out Boy

                Clothes Off- Gym Class Heroes

                New Perspective - Panic! At the disco

                Damn you look good and I'm drunk - Cobra Starship

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                • Deaner
                  Christ's Love Messenger
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 5932

                  #458
                  Re: Emo nutbag plans to inspire the next Columbine- Sign the Petition

                  Originally posted by Toothless Misty the Retarded View Post
                  I read about the first ten pages ...
                  Please, please!!! For God's sake SHUTUP!!!

                  Do you have any idea of the length of that long no-nonsense drivel of a post was??? Christ is STILL puking!!!

                  I tend to believe that your post is as fat as you are you little obese pig. Get the hell away from Christ before he chokes on His vomit. Go... Go; you stinky chunk of oink!

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                  • Redeemed Papist
                    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2011
                    • 10409

                    #459
                    Re: Emo nutbag plans to inspire the next Columbine- Sign the Petition

                    Originally posted by Toothless Misty the Retarded View Post
                    I apologize to you all for my stupidity. I've been reading throug some other threadd and reize how wrong my ways are. Please help me see the light.
                    Is there some sort of formula these assbergers lesbos all post to? It's all rant rant I'm right you are wrong, now I'll try to be cunningly compliant, whoops! there I go again being all mouthy and abusive.

                    You still haven't justified how you believe in Jesus but think God's so puny He couldn't make the earth and firmament in 6 days. Why do you make up God and cherry pick from the Bible?
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                    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                    The truth about volcanos
                    Sex and debauchery in public schools
                    Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                    God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                    Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                    • Toothless Misty the Retarded
                      Unsaved trash, teenaged 4chan whore
                      • Jun 2012
                      • 39

                      #460
                      Re: Emo nutbag plans to inspire the next Columbine- Sign the Petition

                      Screw it. I tried being nice and you still insult me, so screw it. I'll fight fire with fire, cause you sure as hell aren't turning the other cheek.

                      First of all, accusing me of being obese? Really? I'm not obese. I'm perfectly piffleing fat, thank you very much.

                      Second, I'll explain my 'cherry picking' when you guys explain what makes MCR a death cult. But no one seems to want to explain it to me. And, before you say 'look at the first page' that's leAATHERMOUTH, not MCR.

                      Third, well, I'll be blunt with this. Go masturbate with a very sharp knife. Please and thank you.

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                      • Toothless Misty the Retarded
                        Unsaved trash, teenaged 4chan whore
                        • Jun 2012
                        • 39

                        #461
                        Re: Emo nutbag plans to inspire the next Columbine- Sign the Petition

                        Originally posted by Deaner View Post
                        Please, please!!! For God's sake SHUTUP!!!

                        Do you have any idea of the length of that long no-nonsense drivel of a post was??? Christ is STILL puking!!!

                        I tend to believe that your post is as fat as you are you little obese pig. Get the hell away from Christ before he chokes on His vomit. Go... Go; you stinky chunk of oink!
                        Yep, no-nonsense! Even you agree it's all true. MCR are great, aren't they?

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                        • Toothless Misty the Retarded
                          Unsaved trash, teenaged 4chan whore
                          • Jun 2012
                          • 39

                          #462
                          Re: Emo nutbag plans to inspire the next Columbine- Sign the Petition

                          Here's a video of the 'death cult'

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                          • Redeemed Papist
                            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2011
                            • 10409

                            #463
                            Re: Emo nutbag plans to inspire the next Columbine- Sign the Petition

                            Originally posted by Toothless Misty the Retarded View Post
                            Screw it. I tried being nice and you still insult me, so screw it. I'll fight fire with fire, cause you sure as hell aren't turning the other cheek.

                            First of all, accusing me of being obese? Really? I'm not obese. I'm perfectly piffleing fat, thank you very much.

                            Second, I'll explain my 'cherry picking' when you guys explain what makes MCR a death cult. But no one seems to want to explain it to me. And, before you say 'look at the first page' that's leAATHERMOUTH, not MCR.

                            Third, well, I'll be blunt with this. Go masturbate with a very sharp knife. Please and thank you.
                            You sound like one of those hateful atheists. Guess you may as well be seeing as you don't actually believe in God anyway; you just believe in yourself.
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                            • Toothless Misty the Retarded
                              Unsaved trash, teenaged 4chan whore
                              • Jun 2012
                              • 39

                              #464
                              Re: Emo nutbag plans to inspire the next Columbine- Sign the Petition

                              Me hateful? I'm not the racist, sexist, homophobe who tries to get a father of three children arrested for writing a song.

                              You know he actually directly stopped a girl from killing herself? It was actually a transgendered Girl. He taped his chest down before going to the concert, and his parents yelled at him and told him he deserved to die. After the concert, he was sitting on the curb, ready to jump in front of the next car that came down the street. He was stands about to stand up and do it when Frank sat next to him and they talked. Frank told the kid not to do it, that he was worth living. The kid didn't kill himself, because he realized that there are good people in the world.

                              Another story. At an MCR concert, a girl was in the front row to see her favorite band. She did cut, and had been cutting for two years. There were scars all over her arms from it, which she usually hid. But she didn't at the concert. At one point, Gerard looked at her and said. “Don't you ever listen to what I say? Do you even hear me? You are worth it!” he then pulled her up on stage, and dedicated the next song to her. All the band members hugged her.

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                              • Redeemed Papist
                                Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                                True Christian™
                                • Jul 2011
                                • 10409

                                #465
                                Re: Emo nutbag plans to inspire the next Columbine- Sign the Petition

                                Originally posted by Toothless Misty the Retarded View Post
                                Me hateful? I'm not the racist, sexist, homophobe who tries to get a father of three children arrested for writing a song.

                                You know he actually directly stopped a girl from killing herself? It was actually a transgendered Girl. He taped his chest down before going to the concert, and his parents yelled at him and told him he deserved to die. After the concert, he was sitting on the curb, ready to jump in front of the next car that came down the street. He was stands about to stand up and do it when Frank sat next to him and they talked. Frank told the kid not to do it, that he was worth living. The kid didn't kill himself, because he realized that there are good people in the world.

                                Another story. At an MCR concert, a girl was in the front row to see her favorite band. She did cut, and had been cutting for two years. There were scars all over her arms from it, which she usually hid. But she didn't at the concert. At one point, Gerard looked at her and said. “Don't you ever listen to what I say? Do you even hear me? You are worth it!” he then pulled her up on stage, and dedicated the next song to her. All the band members hugged her.
                                What has any of this drivel got to do with praising Jesus? Their souls are still damned to Hell for all eternity whether or not some pop star made them feel moist in their pants for a few moments.

                                Though it seems you have another focus for your worship.
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                                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                                The truth about volcanos
                                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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