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  • Jack O'fagan
    With faith as immovable as the Earth
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 4836

    #1966
    Re: Are You an Atheist?

    Originally posted by justinebanx View Post
    The choices are somewhat limited, but ill go with false Christian.
    Matthew 7:13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

    Unfortunately for you false Christians will be walking through the wide gate with the sodomites, fornicators, free thinkers and anybody who has picked up sticks on a Sunday. Read the Bible NOW! Jesus may be on his way to get you.

    YiC

    Jack
    Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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    I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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    • justinebanx
      Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
      • Jul 2011
      • 16

      #1967
      Re: Are You an Atheist?

      Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
      Matthew 7:13 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

      Unfortunately for you false Christians will be walking through the wide gate with the sodomites, fornicators, free thinkers and anybody who has picked up sticks on a Sunday. Read the Bible NOW! Jesus may be on his way to get you.

      YiC

      Jack
      Being Christian is all the same to me whether it be true or false. Though I don't get the whole picked up sticks on a Sunday thing. Mind explaining that one?
      Ezekiel 25:17 "And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

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      • Zechariah Smyth
        Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
        True Christian™
        • Feb 2011
        • 15251

        #1968
        Re: Are You an Atheist?

        Originally posted by justinebanx View Post
        Being Christian is all the same to me whether it be true or false. Though I don't get the whole picked up sticks on a Sunday thing. Mind explaining that one?

        Are you unfamiliar with the Ten Commandments?



        (Exodus 20:9-11) "Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work: But the seventh day is the sabbath of the LORD thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates: For in six days the LORD made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the LORD blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it."

        Yours in Christ,

        Z. Smyth
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        • Jack O'fagan
          With faith as immovable as the Earth
          True Christian™
          • Feb 2011
          • 4836

          #1969
          Re: Are You an Atheist?

          Originally posted by justinebanx View Post
          Being Christian is all the same to me whether it be true or false. Though I don't get the whole picked up sticks on a Sunday thing. Mind explaining that one?
          Numbers 15:32 And while the children of Israel were in the wilderness, they found a man that gathered sticks upon the sabbath day. 33And they that found him gathering sticks brought him unto Moses and Aaron, and unto all the congregation.
          34And they put him in ward, because it was not declared what should be done to him.
          35And the LORD said unto Moses, The man shall be surely put to death: all the congregation shall stone him with stones without the camp.
          36And all the congregation brought him without the camp, and stoned him with stones, and he died; as the LORD commanded Moses.



          GLORY!


          Jack
          Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

          sigpic

          I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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          • justinebanx
            Unsaved trash, teenaged pervert
            • Jul 2011
            • 16

            #1970
            Re: Are You an Atheist?

            Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
            Are you unfamiliar with the Ten Commandments?



            (Exodus 20:9-11) "Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work: But the seventh day is the sabbath of the LORD thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates: For in six days the LORD made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the LORD blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it."

            Yours in Christ,

            Z. Smyth
            Yes I'm familiar with the ten commandments. What are you trying to point out with this?

            Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
            Numbers 15:32 And while the children of Israel were in the wilderness, they found a man that gathered sticks upon the sabbath day. 33And they that found him gathering sticks brought him unto Moses and Aaron, and unto all the congregation.
            34And they put him in ward, because it was not declared what should be done to him.
            35And the LORD said unto Moses, The man shall be surely put to death: all the congregation shall stone him with stones without the camp.
            36And all the congregation brought him without the camp, and stoned him with stones, and he died; as the LORD commanded Moses.



            GLORY!


            Jack
            Ah, I see. Makes sense now.
            Ezekiel 25:17 "And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

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            • andreas.karlssson
              Unsaved trash, rabid eskimo
              • Sep 2011
              • 100

              #1971
              Re: Are You an Atheist?

              I seem to be missing my option, Im an Atheist, and I dont worship anyone. I dont need that false shit
              Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

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              • nonbelieversdie
                Unsaved trash
                • Sep 2011
                • 22

                #1972
                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                Originally posted by Paladink View Post
                Well apparently i need to be bitchslapped by God.



                I think somethings out there that started everything, but so far I've never "felt God". I would believe the bible and in your version of God if there weren't so many ways to prove it wrong and so little proof supporting it. I don't hate your religion or any religion, I'm just curious about your opinions of God. So what do you guys mean by "feeling God"?
                i will not tolerate you questioning the very fabric of god himself in this most holy of forums!!! feeling god is when you sense his approval in your soul when you are doing something with biblical orthodoxy, and it is nothing to be ashamed of or to ridicule, it is the very highest of honours!!!!!
                an eager and righteous warrior of the lord Jesus Christ whom I have embraced as my saviour

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                • Redeemed Papist
                  Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 10409

                  #1973
                  Re: Are You an Atheist?

                  Originally posted by nonbelieversdie View Post
                  i will not tolerate you questioning the very fabric of god himself in this most holy of forums!!! feeling god is when you sense his approval in your soul when you are doing something with biblical orthodoxy, and it is nothing to be ashamed of or to ridicule, it is the very highest of honours!!!!!
                  Nobody cares what you will tolerate, unsaved trash.

                  Get back and introduce yourself properly and stop making Baby Jesus cry.

                  We tolerate their persecution because it strengthens our faith. You'd know that if you were a True Christian and not some obvious troll who can't even see that the date "03-27-2009, 06:34 PM" means there's little point quoting and rebuking that post.

                  Jeremiah 20:11 But the LORD is with me as a mighty terrible one: therefore my persecutors shall stumble, and they shall not prevail: they shall be greatly ashamed; for they shall not prosper: their everlasting confusion shall never be forgotten.

                  Let them rant while we respond with God's perfect yet harsh and terrible love.
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                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78552

                    #1974
                    Re: Are You an Atheist?

                    Originally posted by Bibleisfake View Post
                    I seem to be missing my option, Im an Atheist, and I dont worship anyone. I dont need that false shit
                    Dear Godmocking Whore;

                    Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

                    Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                    5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                    5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                    Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                    YIC,

                    --Pastor Ezekiel
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • FundieJezuzfreek
                      Unsaved Trash
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 2

                      #1975
                      Re: Are You an Atheist?

                      hwo could I ever be someone so stupid? those atheists and their devil science are goping to burn in hell, Jesus is the only scientist I need!

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                      • Didymus Much
                        Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 14076

                        #1976
                        Re: Are You an Atheist?

                        Originally posted by FundieJezuzfreek View Post
                        hwo could I ever be someone so stupid?...
                        I don't think anyone here has an answer for that.

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                        • InbredAtheistWithAssburgers
                          Unsaved trash, drroling retarded
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 7

                          #1977
                          Re: Are You an Atheist?

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel
                          I thought this might be a worthwhile exercise for all of the nay-sayers out there; the God-mockers who regularly infest our Christian forum. The Darwinistas have their "Dawkins scale" out there to demonstrate just how deeply they hate Jesus. Well Landover Baptist will not be outdone! This is your chance to prove to the world that America is a Christian country.

                          It goes without saying that every True Christian™ loves Jesus with all their heart and soul. I would invite them to describe in detail the manifestations of that love.

                          For those of you who are false Christians or weak-kneed liberals, I would urge you to think carefully before checking the box and posting. Jesus reads these pages each and every day. What you say here can and will be used against you, on Judgment Day.
                          This survey is invalid due to a voluntary response bias, and I sucked dick at selecting a simple random sample to test it on.
                          This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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                          • ronthetiger
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 4

                            #1978
                            Re: Are You an Atheist?

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Dear Godmocking Whore;

                            Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.



                            Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                            YIC,
                            --Pastor Ezekiel


                            Pastor, have you even read the New Testament? You are a hypocrite. You are a false christian and will burn in your imaginary hell with the rest of us. This cult is an embarrassment to mankind, how anyone could be so stupid I do not know!

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                            • Redeemed Papist
                              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2011
                              • 10409

                              #1979
                              Re: Are You an Atheist?

                              Originally posted by ronthetiger View Post
                              Pastor, have you even read the New Testament? You are a hypocrite. You are a false christian and will burn in your imaginary hell with the rest of us. This cult is an embarrassment to mankind, how anyone could be so stupid I do not know!
                              You're seriously asking Pastor Zeke if he's read the New Testament?

                              Why? What scripture did you find there that proves him wrong in any way?

                              How did you find out about Jesus, friend? How did you decide which bits He really meant?
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                              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                              The truth about volcanos
                              Sex and debauchery in public schools
                              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                              Comment

                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78552

                                #1980
                                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                                Seriously? I've had the Good Book memorized since I was knee high to a grasshopper.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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