[HisNoodleyAppendage]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

So the question you all must ask is not what would Jesus do, but where will you be when the Craig Machine comes through?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

So the question you all must ask is not what would Jesus do, but where will you be when the Craig Machine comes through?

Right here, in my chair, laughing at an idiot who doesn't understand the Bible or Pastafarianism (they're mutually exclusive, moron).

Bring beer.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

So the question you all must ask is not what would Jesus do, but where will you be when the Craig Machine comes through?

Dear Degenerate Fool;

God will not be mocked!

Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Can any of you actually prove that god exists? There is no evidence of God and no evidence that Jesus actually healed anyone only what his followers wrote and how do we know that they were telling the truth? I doubt that Mary was a virgin.

Can you prove Julius Caesar existed? There is no evidence of Julius Caesar actually existed other than what a few historians wrote long after his death.

[HisNoodleyAppendage]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Right here, in my chair, laughing at an idiot who doesn't understand the Bible or Pastafarianism (they're mutually exclusive, moron).

Bring beer.

My friend, we all know that Jesus turned water into wine, and that in the Bible God commands us all to drink strong drink. This is positive confirmation that God really is a flying spaghetti monster.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

My friend, we all know that Jesus turned water into wine, and that in the Bible God commands us all to drink strong drink. This is positive confirmation that God really is a flying spaghetti monster.

Will you still be laughing when God throws you headlong into His Lake of Fire to be burned alive for all eternity?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

My friend, we all know that Jesus turned water into wine, and that in the Bible God commands us all to drink strong drink. This is positive confirmation that God really is a flying spaghetti monster.

God will not be mocked!

Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

My friend, we all know that Jesus turned water into wine, and that in the Bible God commands us all to drink strong drink...

Numbers 6:3 "He shall separate himself from wine and strong drink, and shall drink no vinegar of wine, or vinegar of strong drink, neither shall he drink any liquor of grapes, nor eat moist grapes, or dried"

Judges 13:7 "But he said unto me, Behold, thou shalt conceive, and bear a son; and now drink no wine nor strong drink, neither eat any unclean thing: for the child shall be a Nazarite to God from the womb to the day of his death."

Judges 13:4 "Now therefore beware, I pray thee, and drink not wine nor strong drink, and eat not any unclean thing:"

Judges 13:14 "She may not eat of any thing that cometh of the vine, neither let her drink wine or strong drink, nor eat any unclean thing: all that I commanded her let her observe."

Luke 1:15 "For he shall be great in the sight of the Lord, and shall drink neither wine nor strong drink; and he shall be filled with the Holy Ghost, even from his mother's womb."

Leviticus 10:9 "Do not drink wine nor strong drink, thou, nor thy sons with thee, when ye go into the tabernacle of the congregation, lest ye die: it shall be a statute for ever throughout your generations:"

Proverbs 31:4 "It is not for kings, O Lemuel, it is not for kings to drink wine; nor for princes strong drink:"

Why don't you go and actually read the Bible BEFORE you tell other people what's in it?

[Superdork33]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I belive in god.

I hate jesus for makeing Millions worship him and all the 'saints' instead of god.

Thats paganisem.
its wrong.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I beleive in God.

I hate Jesus for makeing millions worship Him and all the 'saints' instead of God.

Thats paganisem.
It's wrong.

Hi, Stupiddork. I fixed a few spelling and grammatical errors in your post. Now as to your other errors:

You say you hate Jesus, yet you claim to love God. The Bible, if you'd ever bother to read it (and you should), actually says:

John 10:30 "I and my Father are one." <<< that's Jesus talking, btw

Please show (in the Bible) where Jesus says to worship saints. Short version: it's not there, you've been duped by Catholic heresy.

If by your last lines, you are equating Catholicism and paganism, you're quite a bit closer to the Truth™.

Have a great day!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I belive in god.

I hate jesus for makeing Millions worship him and all the 'saints' instead of god.

Thats paganisem.
its wrong.

Dear Superdork:

I thought you were an atheist Jew.

Jesus is God, the Messiah.

Christians do not worship saints. They are a creation of the Catholic cult, which is, as you correctly assert (but incorrectly spell), paganism.

[Superdork33]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Jesus is NOT god.
GOD's name is Jehovah.

I am an AJPMIE

which is Atheist-Jew-Pastafarian-Memearain-Interenarian-Epicarian.

This combination means: do the right thing, not the things people think that are right.

I follow the ten commandments.
I dont drive or boast around in Yom Kippur, which is the holiest day in judaisem, Cuz you ask for forgivness. not only from god, but from your friends, your enemies and anyone.

Apperently, The barbarien tribes didnt get this, thus christianity formed up in their way as they conquered Europe.

[Alphonse Alban]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Jesus is NOT god.

Of course He is.

John 10:30 I and my Father are one.

I understand that this maybe new thing for a heathen like you.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Jesus is NOT god...

Yes, He is. John 10:30 "I and my Father are One."

...GOD's name is Jehovah...

No, it isn't. Check out Exodus 34:14.

...I follow the ten commandments...

No, you don't.

Exodus 20:3-11 "3Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

4Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth: 5Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; 6And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.

7Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.

8Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. 9Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work: 10But the seventh day is the sabbath of the LORD thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates: 11For in six days the LORD made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the LORD blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it."

There are four you ignore.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Jesus is NOT god.
GOD's name is Jehovah.

I am an AJPMIE

which is Atheist-Jew-Pastafarian-Memearain-Interenarian-Epicarian.

This combination means: do the right thing, not the things people think that are right.

I follow the ten commandments.
I dont drive or boast around in Yom Kippur, which is the holiest day in judaisem, Cuz you ask for forgivness. not only from god, but from your friends, your enemies and anyone.

Apperently, The barbarien tribes didnt get this, thus christianity formed up in their way as they conquered Europe.

Deuteronomy 13:6-10
If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers; Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth; Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him: But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people. And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die.

2 Chronicles 15:13
Whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman.