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  • Redeemed Papist
    Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2011
    • 10409

    #2251
    Re: Are You an Atheist?

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Lovely, a wannabe German.
    From Bournemouth, Germany.
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    Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

    John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

    Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
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    • Brother Enoch
      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2008
      • 4392

      #2252
      Re: Are You an Atheist?

      Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
      From Bournemouth, Germany.
      Germans are REAL?

      I thought they were made-up movie stuff like smurfs or Ralph Nader.

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      • Danish Atheist Skum
        Unsaved trash
        • Apr 2012
        • 3

        #2253
        Re: Are You an Atheist?

        Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
        Who likes to pork little boys.
        I'm guessing you really get off to little boys being touched by old men like yourself.
        You sir, disgust me.

        Also, by banning me, you break your ten commitments.
        Please refer to this post.

        You say you love God and Jesus, but not every man?
        If you truly believe in God and want to follow his ways, you have to LOVE EVERY SINGLE PERSON, NO MATTER THEIR RELIGION OR SEXUALITY.
        If God forgives criminals, so should you. Isn't that what you're all saying?

        You people make no sense. And you don't have the means to stop me at all. I am a master troll, an IT expert, and your worst enemy(apparently) a "Danish Atheist Skum"
        A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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        • Dr Laurence Niles
          Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
           
          • Jan 2012
          • 9063

          #2254
          Originally posted by Danish Atheist Skum View Post
          I'm guessing you really get off to little boys being touched by old men like yourself.
          You sir, disgust me.

          Also, by banning me, you break your ten commitments.
          Please refer to this post.

          You say you love God and Jesus, but not every man?
          If you truly believe in God and want to follow his ways, you have to LOVE EVERY SINGLE PERSON, NO MATTER THEIR RELIGION OR SEXUALITY.
          If God forgives criminals, so should you. Isn't that what you're all saying?

          You people make no sense. And you don't have the means to stop me at all. I am a master troll, an IT expert, and your worst enemy(apparently) a "Danish Atheist Skum"
          Must one also love a pedophile Cholic priest?

          YIC
          Posted via Mobile Device
          1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

          Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

          Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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          • Danish Atheist Skum
            Unsaved trash
            • Apr 2012
            • 3

            #2255
            Re: Are You an Atheist?

            Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
            Must one also love a pedophile Cholic priest?

            YIC
            Posted via Mobile Device
            Yes, that is exactly what you must. That is how your God is, and that's what you want to be. That's religion.

            Common sense would punish the pedophile, but if you follow God you HAVE to love the pedophile and forgive him his actions, not condomn him.

            That's religion, that's what it's all about.

            The ten commitments say you musn't kill or steal.
            But if you are sorry, you're forgiven by God?
            Ridiculous...
            A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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            • Redeemed Papist
              Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
              True Christian™
              • Jul 2011
              • 10409

              #2256
              Re: Are You an Atheist?

              Originally posted by Danish Atheist Skum View Post
              Yes, that is exactly what you must. That is how your God is, and that's what you want to be. That's religion.

              Common sense would punish the pedophile, but if you follow God you HAVE to love the pedophile and forgive him his actions, not condomn him.

              That's religion, that's what it's all about.

              The ten commitments say you musn't kill or steal.
              But if you are sorry, you're forgiven by God?
              Ridiculous...
              All of what you just said is ridiculous, yes. Have you anything else to add to your ignorance of scripture?
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              Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

              John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

              Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
              The truth about volcanos
              Sex and debauchery in public schools
              Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
              God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
              Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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              • Dr Laurence Niles
                Psychotheological Analyst Therapist
                 
                • Jan 2012
                • 9063

                #2257
                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                No you are wrong.

                Your assignment is to read Leviticus 20.

                How many times does God say to kill certain types of people?

                I'll get you started

                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                If God wants us to kill the gaywise, he wants priests who sodomise little boys killed too.

                God wants a lot of people dead, friend.

                Jesus is Life.
                Posted via Mobile Device
                1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                • Redeemed Papist
                  Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 10409

                  #2258
                  Re: Are You an Atheist?

                  Originally posted by Laurence Niles View Post
                  No you are wrong.

                  Your assignment is to read Leviticus 20.

                  How many times does God say to kill certain types of people?

                  I'll get you started

                  Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

                  If God wants us to kill the gaywise, he wants priests who sodomise little boys killed too.

                  God wants a lot of people dead, friend.

                  Jesus is Life.
                  Posted via Mobile Device
                  Damn straight!
                  Leviticus 24:16 And he that blasphemeth the name of the LORD, he shall surely be put to death, and all the congregation shall certainly stone him: as well the stranger, as he that is born in the land, when he blasphemeth the name of the LORD, shall be put to death.

                  sigpic
                  Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                  John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                  Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                  The truth about volcanos
                  Sex and debauchery in public schools
                  Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                  God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                  Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                  Comment

                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78556

                    #2259
                    Re: Are You an Atheist?

                    Originally posted by Danish Atheist Skum View Post

                    You people make no sense. And you don't have the means to stop me at all. I am a master troll, an IT expert, and your worst enemy(apparently) a "Danish Atheist Skum"
                    Dear Godmocking Maggot;

                    I'm sure your master satan sent you here to threaten us, thinking it might deter us from worshiping Christ.

                    Well it won't work, demon.

                    We thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and sodomizing penguins to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

                    Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
                    5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
                    5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.
                    Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

                    YIC,

                    --Pastor Ezekiel
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Didymus Much
                      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 14079

                      #2260
                      Re: Are You an Atheist?

                      Originally posted by Danish Atheist Skum View Post
                      ...I am a master troll...


                      Look familiar?

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                      • Danish Atheist Skum
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Apr 2012
                        • 3

                        #2261
                        Re: Are You an Atheist?

                        First of all, Satan is called "The Deceiver".
                        Can you point out just one single thing Satan has done, which you account for as evil?
                        Your "God" has killed millions and millions of people and innocent animals.
                        But what of Satan? Is he really evil? Or is God the evil one.
                        Your "God" could be a lying bastard, supressing the REAL God, Satan.
                        I'm not a satanist, but think about it for a second. What if christianity has been one big lie, hence the evil in the world?
                        What if Satan was the good guy, but he is suppressed?

                        Also, if Jesus is life, then what is Beelzebub? And why did Jesus die in the first place? Was he just possessing a poor soul's body to die, and reincarnate to return to his evil masters place?

                        Think everything possible through, don't believe.. Know
                        A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #2262
                          Re: Are You an Atheist?

                          Originally posted by Danish Atheist Skum View Post
                          First of all, Satan is called "The Deceiver".
                          Can you point out just one single thing Satan has done, which you account for as evil?
                          Your "God" has killed millions and millions of people and innocent animals.
                          But what of Satan? Is he really evil? Or is God the evil one.
                          Your "God" could be a lying bastard, supressing the REAL God, Satan.
                          I'm not a satanist, but think about it for a second. What if christianity has been one big lie, hence the evil in the world?
                          What if Satan was the good guy, but he is suppressed?

                          Also, if Jesus is life, then what is Beelzebub? And why did Jesus die in the first place? Was he just possessing a poor soul's body to die, and reincarnate to return to his evil masters place?

                          Think everything possible through, don't believe.. Know
                          Oh, goody. Another atheist Satanist who has never read the Bible and is here to teach us all about it.

                          No True Christian™ has ever claimed that God is "all good". He Himself brags about creating evil in the Bible.

                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Brother Enoch
                            The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2008
                            • 4392

                            #2263
                            Re: Are You an Atheist?

                            Originally posted by Danish Atheist Skum View Post
                            First of all, Satan is called "The Deceiver".
                            Can you point out just one single thing Satan has done, which you account for as evil?
                            Your "God" has killed millions and millions of people and innocent animals.
                            But what of Satan? Is he really evil? Or is God the evil one.
                            Your "God" could be a lying bastard, supressing the REAL God, Satan.
                            I'm not a satanist, but think about it for a second. What if christianity has been one big lie, hence the evil in the world?
                            What if Satan was the good guy, but he is suppressed?

                            Also, if Jesus is life, then what is Beelzebub? And why did Jesus die in the first place? Was he just possessing a poor soul's body to die, and reincarnate to return to his evil masters place?

                            Think everything possible through, don't believe.. Know
                            So you're questioning God's motives for what He does? Seeking to understand God's mind? That, friend master troll, is an exercise in futility:

                            Isaiah 55:8-9
                            For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, saith the LORD.
                            For as the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways, and my thoughts than your thoughts.

                            So if it's all the same to you I'll stick with Jesus and eternity in Heaven, you go ahead and enjoy keeping Beelzebub company in Hell.

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #2264
                              Re: Are You an Atheist?

                              Originally posted by Danish Atheist Skum View Post
                              First of all, Satan is called "The Deceiver".
                              Can you point out just one single thing Satan has done, which you account for as evil?
                              Your "God" has killed millions and millions of people and innocent animals.
                              But what of Satan? Is he really evil? Or is God the evil one.
                              Your "God" could be a lying bastard, supressing the REAL God, Satan.
                              I'm not a satanist, but think about it for a second. What if christianity has been one big lie, hence the evil in the world?
                              What if Satan was the good guy, but he is suppressed?

                              Also, if Jesus is life, then what is Beelzebub? And why did Jesus die in the first place? Was he just possessing a poor soul's body to die, and reincarnate to return to his evil masters place?

                              Think everything possible through, don't believe.. Know
                              God is all. He is the be-all and end-all. He is the Alpha and the Omega. He creates everything, without exception. I praise Him with every fiber of my being because He has promised to give me the gift of eternal life.

                              Who are you to judge God?



                              I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.--Isaiah 45:7

                              But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me.--Luke 19:27

                              God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned.--2 Th.2:11-12

                              Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • The New One
                                Unsaved trash, drooling abo
                                • Apr 2012
                                • 5

                                #2265
                                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                                Monkeys...well, not monkeys.

                                More logic in general.

                                For example,to say stars do not exist and are just pretty lights put up there to make it look pretty or whatever you seem to think they're there for, is just stupid.

                                We've been to the moon, and whether you're one of those insane conspirators, who would question anything to get attention, or one of those derranged people who refuse to believe anything that isn't thrust into their very faces.

                                Or perhaps one of those even MORE derranged people who ignore evidence even when it is thrust in their face because they are so scared of anything but their blissful ignorance that no matter how overwhelming the other sides evidence may be, they will refuse to accept it so long as it is not identical to their exact viewpoint.

                                But the fact is, we've been to the moon, heck, we've been further, we've sent probes to Mars.

                                Do you all really believe that outside of our atmosphere is just an end? A roof maybe?

                                Or do you believe that there are just really really bright light bulbs up there waiting powered by magic?

                                We have satellites up there, remember, the ones all those 'commies' or 'dirty japs' made that are just waaiiting up there to nuke you? If the sky is solid then how can they exist?

                                How can satellite television exist? How can Google maps satellite imaging exist? How could the Hubble telescope exist?

                                Honestly, I realize you can't face facts, but just try to look around you for crying out loud.

                                As a personal request, if you really believe the moon landing didn't happen, could I request you go say that to Buzz Aldrin's face? I was rather amused at the response he gave to the last person who tried.



                                Also on a sub note, I'd just like to point out, with the exact sme amount of legitimacy as you guys have to believe in the bible, I could believe in a poem I just wrote about a magical pixy who makes everything happen.
                                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                                abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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