[Deaner]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

What's marijuana?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

What's marijuana?

It's that niggerweed Brother Deaner. Remember when we caught that herd of witches last Halloween, and they had that huge bag of niggerweed, and you threw it on the bonfire and half the town of Freehold was staggering around, breaking windows, pilfering twinkies and oreo cookies? Remember that?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

If only more young folks would take this fine advice:

Obviously, not the real Jesus.

[gandescdeciexist]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

So in other words, The Bible is true because the Bible says its true. Do you realize how this kind of logic doesnt work because its in circles? If this is the case why not believe in Jedis? All the Star Wars movies explicitly explain that these stories happened a long time ago in a galaxy far far away. What gives the Bible more merit than Harry Potter? Shouldnt a smart God provide more proof than a story book? Why cant he show himself? He seemed to do it constantly 2000 years ago. Is he on a break? Why the inquisition? Its almost like someone trying to sell you a car except your not allowed to test drive it. You just have to hope the car works.

Why would a God punish those who are concerned with minute details or formalisms in teaching? Why does he insist that questioning his motives is such an evil crime? How does God justify infinite torture with finite transgression? Because the people who wrote the Bible came up with a genious marketing scheme in order to enforce their own opinions on their current life style, and people stupid enough to believe it without question will by in to it out of fear in order to condition themselves into thinking that they will be in a better place after they die.

Look at history and how it repeats. Again and again a provable scientific claim is made and again and again the church disputes it and brands them a blasphemer, and again and again the church has had to yield and change its ways. Religious views are inconsistent hypocritical and illogical. Usually the ones who are labeled blasphemers end up being praised in the future as wise and truthful: Galileo, Copernicus, and even Jesus!

If the Bible holds truth why doesnt it explain condensation or evaporation? Arent these important? Why doesnt it tell us the earth is round? Why doesnt it tell us about gene mutation and how DNA works? Because the people who wrote the Bible didnt know it at the time, if they looked up to a higher power, the views the Bible holds wouldnt be so primitive.

Exodus 31:15 - "Six days may work be done; but in the seventh is the Sabbath of rest, holy to the Lord: whosoever doeth any work in the Sabbath day, he shall surely be put to death."

I read an argument on this forums saying that if Christianity is so primitive why is the greatest country on earth 70-80% Christian? A good question, but do you think 70% of the American population would abide by the above verse?

You people boast about following every word of the Bible as oppose to other religion. Congratulations, you are all cold blooded murderers.

Very well said. Well Done!

Because Jedis are not mentioned in the Bible. They are fake. Made up. Hellywood stuff.

See "The Bible is true because the Bible says its true." Any other arguments against Jedis?

I stopped reading there. If you can't keep it civil, and refrain from comparing the Baby Jesus to Jedis, I have nothing to say to you.

Of course. When you have no answer you stop reading... pfff.

Why do the heathens always look to fictions to explain their world view that God is not real? It's like they think Jedis and so on are not real so God is not real.

Nobody is claiming Jedis are real (even the most obsessed of the "Trekkies" don't claim that). It's a false dichotomy. I look at a real tree then say it can't be a real tree because over there is a fake plastic tree therefore all trees are plastic is the sort of logic. It doesn't make sense.

Since you say that god is real you have to prove it. Do you have anything else beside the 2000 year old story book? And looking at something makes more sense when making a statement. It help the credibility. When you see something it's easier to believe it.

I'm glad that you admit that God revealed Himself 2000 years ago. Yet you insist on denying Him. This proves my point: that you are an atheist.

I don't think he admits that. Your god was not real then and it is not real today.

When you pick a man's pocket (like you atheists are known to do from time to time), you don't sin against the man. Not at all. In fact, he is supposed to just forgive you and offer you the shirt off his back. The one you sin against is God. Since God is infinitely perfect, sinning against Him entails infinite guilt and therefore infinite punishment. But if you don't assume God wrote the Bible, you would have no reason to believe this. It figures you would think that people should resist crime and be punished finitely. Since you hate God.

That is what your telling the people you steal from? It's not their problem, it's between you and your imaginary friend. And when you say that "God wrote the Bible" you must prove it. Do you have any hand written papers signed by him? Something? Anything?

So? I don't see your point. Satan has been lying throughout history. So what? Satan put history there to deceive you and contradict the Bible. Isn't that obvious, when you assume that God wrote the King James Bible? It's so easy to stay out of Hell, yet you insist on going, and dragging others down with you. It is really sad.

Why doesn't the Bible contain contradictions and lies written by Satan? I think you are running out of nonsense to spew!

Those people are false Christians. But we are still the MOST Christian nation on Earth.

So what religion should we follow? Your atheist religion?

So what proof do you have that Satan didn't write your bible? And so you know, atheism is not a religion. It is absence of religion.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Ah, another pseudo-intellectual atheist imbecile!

Do you have anything else beside the 2000 year old story book? Your god was not real then and it is not real today.

No one needs anything else but the Bible to prove God, but logic also proves God...

-If God exists, then He is real.
-God exists.
~Therefore, God is real!

Amen!

And when you say that "God wrote the Bible" you must prove it. Do you have any hand written papers signed by him? Something? Anything?

Yes, the Bible. It says "Thus saith the Lord" thousands of times. They wouldn't lie about it. God declares so (2 Peter 1:19-21).

So what proof do you have that Satan didn't write your bible?

Satan didn't write the Bible because it testifies of his demise (Revelation 12:12). Atheists really are stupid.

But don't worry...you'll have long, stimulating conversations with Bertrand Russell and Carl Sagan in hell.

Pastor Ed

[gandescdeciexist]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Ah, another pseudo-intellectual atheist imbecile!



No one needs anything else but the Bible to prove God, but logic also proves God...

-If God exists, then He is real.
-God exists.
~Therefore, God is real!

Amen!

there is no proof that any of the gods are real. So your logic fails.

Yes, the Bible. It says "Thus saith the Lord" thousands of times. They wouldn't lie about it. God declares so (2 Peter 1:19-21).

that's no proof. that's a claim at the best. try again.

Satan didn't write the Bible because it testifies of his demise (Revelation 12:12). Atheists really are stupid.

But don't worry...you'll have long, stimulating conversations with Bertrand Russell and Carl Sagan in hell.

Pastor Ed

that's again no proof. you are stupid. and, by any chance, there is an afterlife, being in a such a select company would be great.

[gandescdeciexist]

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Amen!

and by the way, amen is a derivative of the name of the Egyptian god Amun (which is sometimes also spelled Amen). so where is the logic?

[Noah Sole]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

and by the way, amen is a derivative of the name of the Egyptian god Amun (which is sometimes also spelled Amen). so where is the logic?

No it doesn't. This is a theory popular among some theosophists, proponents of Afrocentric theories of history, and adherents of esoteric Christianity. There is no academic support for this view, the reason being that the Hebrew word starts with aleph, while the Egyptian name begins with a yodh.

Any more pearls of wisdom?

YIC

[<3_Atheism]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Yes, I am an Atheist and I ride a little bus.

And I am proud of it goddammit!

<3 Atheism

[Didymus Much]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Yes, I am an Atheist...

Don't capitalize atheist (unless it's the first word of a sentence). It's not a proper noun.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Yes, I am an Atheist and I ride a little bus.


And I am proud of it goddammit!

<3 Atheism

That's nice. Filthy Catholic priests are doubtless proud of buggering choirboys and getting away with it because they belong to the Vatican pedo club.

So...

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Yes, I am an Atheist and I ride a little bus.


And I am proud of it goddammit!

<3 Atheism

I notice that you refer to God though. Like all atheists you are a liar.

YIC

Jack

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

and by the way, amen is a derivative of the name of the Egyptian god Amun (which is sometimes also spelled Amen). so where is the logic?

Oooo, somebody watched Zeitgeist!

Are you next going to tell us how 9/11 was an "inside job" because surely flying fully-fueled commercial airliners into buildings could not possibly result in their destruction?

[<3_Atheism]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I notice that you refer to God though. Like all atheists you are a liar.

YIC

Jack

How does that make me a liar?

I have mentioned nothing but an opponion.



Sincerely

Someone not afraid to express his oppinion.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

How does that make me a liar?

I have mentioned nothing but an opponion.



Sincerely

Someone not afraid to express his oppinion.

Express away! There's nothing to stop you doing so.

Proverbs 18:2 A fool hath no delight in understanding, but that his heart may discover itself.

Proverbs 15:2 The tongue of the wise useth knowledge aright: but the mouth of fools poureth out foolishness.

Your biggest problem is that because you hate Jesus you will burn forever but if you can't see that is a problem for you you may as well continue to show us all your true nature.