[Didymus Much]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

...So really, we don't know. That's the safest path because it allows for both...

No. It allows for others to come and say, "Well, since you don't know, you'd better err on the side of caution and do everything the god my ancestors dreamed up (most likely as validation for exterminating the tribe in the next valley over) says to do, including but not limited to: executing "witches", philanderers, rebellious children, non-virgin brides, and anyone who disagrees with us, and giving the guy in the stupid-looking hat 10% of everything you own, and never questioning anything because all of the answers are in this little booklet, here have a free copy, and it also says that you're too stupid to understand the answers even if we allowed you to ask the question so shut your yap, strap this vest on and go stand beside that newsstand who's selling stuff we don't like."

...No one knows.

Wimp.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

The way I was brought up was agnostic - to say 'we don't know'. You know, maybe some gods DID come down and say "hello I'm Right Here WORSHIP ME NOW" but I wasn't there and neither were You.

On the other hand, he or even they could be in my house saying that right now and I just have bad hearing.

So really, we don't know. That's the safest path because it allows for both.

No one knows.

I know.

I know for a fact that God exists. The proof is HERE.

I wallow in His glory every day!

[Deaner]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I know for a fact that God exists. The proof is HERE.

Absolutely Pastor Zeke!

The Bible tells me to pray each and everyday to Jesus and I won't go to hell... and here I am... you guessed it... NOT IN HELL!!

The rest of guys can dance with satan. I'm happy here.

[Zechariah Smyth]

*** blah blah blah That's the safest path because it allows for both. blah blah blah

Oh, it's a path alright, but it's not a safe one. IT'S ONE STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!

<--- you

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

The way I was brought up was agnostic - to say 'we don't know'. You know, maybe some gods DID come down and say "hello I'm Right Here WORSHIP ME NOW" but I wasn't there and neither were You.

On the other hand, he or even they could be in my house saying that right now and I just have bad hearing.

So really, we don't know. That's the safest path because it allows for both.

No one knows.

Imagine you are standing on one side of a huge canyon and need to get to the other side. This is your life and the other side is eternal salvation. Stretched across is a very narrow tightrope.

Atheists deny the existence of the tightrope even though it is there for all to see. They plummet to eternal destruction.

Agnostics can see the rope but can't bring themselves to truly believe it's there. They also fall.

Most people who call themselves Christians believe in the rope but think it's a flexible thing that will follow them as they make their own route to the other side. The rope is straight and tight and the false Christians also fall.

Only a True Christian who follows all of God's words giving in the KJV1611 will walk the true straight path to salvation. No deviation from this path is possible.

Matthew 7:14
Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.



YIC

Jack

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Imagine you are standing on one side of a huge canyon and need to get to the other side. This is your life and the other side is eternal salvation. Stretched across is a very narrow tightrope.

Atheists deny the existence of the tightrope even though it is there for all to see. They plummet to eternal destruction.

Agnostics can see the rope but can't bring themselves to truly believe it's there. They also fall.

Most people who call themselves Christians believe in the rope but think it's a flexible thing that will follow them as they make their own route to the other side. The rope is straight and tight and the false Christians also fall.

Only a True Christian who follows all of God's words giving in the KJV1611 will walk the true straight path to salvation. No deviation from this path is possible.

Matthew 7:14
Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.



YIC

Jack

That is such a beautiful image. Knowing that we are the ones on that tightrope while others wilfully perish makes all the persecution worthwhile. When I think of all those mockers plummetting to their eternal damnation it makes me long to be with Jesus, laughing and smiling at their deserved screams.

[TheAlaskanDopeAddict]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Yes, I'm an atheist. Pretty happy to be one to.
Love is love. Why does it matter if someone's gay? Any love is love.
I've started browsing this forum today for laughs, and I got many.
Seems most you guys do is rant about other religions, and video games.
I seem to love the games you guys hate, and find it pretty funny.
I love all music, even your "satanic" shit.
Go ahead and ask me anything, you may receive an answer, I'll be here for a while, unless this "god" guy randomly strikes me down before then.
hahahahaha

[Levi Jones]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Yes, I'm an atheist. Pretty happy to be one to.
Love is love. Why does it matter if someone's gay? Any love is love.
I've started browsing this forum today for laughs, and I got many.
Seems most you guys do is rant about other religions, and video games.
I seem to love the games you guys hate, and find it pretty funny.
I love all music, even your "satanic" shit.
Go ahead and ask me anything, you may receive an answer, I'll be here for a while, unless this "god" guy randomly strikes me down before then.
hahahahaha

I don't know what you find to be so funny about God's Word, silly girl. We merely hate the same things as God does.

Proverbs 6:16-19
16 These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
17 A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
18 An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
19 A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

[Deaner]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Go ahead and ask me anything, you may receive an answer, I'll be here for a while, unless this "god" guy randomly strikes me down before then.
hahahahaha

Go ahead and laugh goofball.

Oh my goodness, you're a rebel!! Help me, I'm scared!!!

Tee-hee. Just kidding.

I bet you're a goth living in your parents basement putting on make up and punching bolts in your face.

Don't worry. Christ will get you. Soon those bolts in your face will turn a yellow, green color and start dripping disease down to your socks until you leave little gangrene footprints everywhere you walk.

Yup, laugh it up gear-box. Your leg will fall off soon.

God loves you, you know that don't you?? Ingrateful little punk.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Go ahead and ask me anything, you may receive an answer, I'll be here for a while, unless this "god" guy randomly strikes me down before then.

God made all animals. If atheists are right we came from monkeys, so why are there no creatures that are halfway between humans and monkeys?

(Any reference to Nigras will be dealt with under Landover's Anti-racism rules)

[WWJDnow]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

"Atheist" is not a proper noun.

There is nothing proper about atheism. It is an abomination.

Pronouns are only suppose to be capitalized at the beginning of sentences. If they are anywhere else in the sentence, it shouldn't be capitalized.

Pronouns are only supposed to be capitalized at the beginnings of sentences. If they are anywhere else in the sentence, it they shouldn't be capitalized.

Okay, seriously. Instead of offering to save someone who's an Atheist, like Christians are SUPPOSED to do, you instead demonize them and basically shout a huge "piffle you" to them, along with everyone else who isn't a "strong Christian".

Yeah, you guys are for the lord. >_>

Where does the Bible say we are supposed to save anyone? Only Jesus saves people. Our duty is to preach the Gospel, and that is what we do. Speaking of which, here's what the Bible says about atheists:

The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good. Psalm 14:1

[WWJDnow]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

I just don't see any reason to believe, my life has been piffleed up and there's NOBODY helping us out, we prayed and stuff too. Nothing.

Why should Jesus answer your prayers when you hate Him?

Jesus saw those heathens as lost sheep, not losers to kill. He actively preached to them, and loved them as dearly as his own apostles. You're acting like the pharasisees, not disciples. They're self-righteous bigots who neglect those Jesus wishes to save. You should be ashamed.

You should take a look at Matthew 13, in which Jesus explains that he teaches in parables to be sure that nobody who isn't supposed to be saved accidentally gets saved:

And the disciples came, and said unto him, Why speakest thou unto them in parables? He answered and said unto them, Because it is given unto you to know the mysteries of the kingdom of heaven, but to them it is not given. For whosoever hath, to him shall be given, and he shall have more abundance: but whosoever hath not, from him shall be taken away even that he hath. Therefore speak I to them in parables: because they seeing see not; and hearing they hear not, neither do they understand.... For this people's heart is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes they have closed; lest at any time they should see with their eyes and hear with their ears, and should understand with their heart, and should be converted, and I should heal them.

Now, what were you saying again about Jesus wanting to save everyone?

Just because someone doesn't believe in what you believe doesn't mean they deserve to suffer an eternity!

So you will leave us alone eventually. Yaaaaaaaaay!

No one knows.

The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction. Proverbs 1:7

Go ahead and ask me anything, you may receive an answer, I'll be here for a while, unless this "god" guy randomly strikes me down before then. hahahahaha

OK, I have a question. Why do you add "hahahaha" to your own posts?

[MyFriendMrLogic]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Did your God not teach to love everyone equally? Surely the aim of a religion is to create a good relationship between all humans and allow them to live amongst each other without causing any hostilities. The fact that the word "Scum" is used surely breaks the commandment "Love thy neighbour". You people are twisted, If there is a God then he certainly thinks you are all filthy people with no morals, the creator of the universe would want us to coexist in peace and harmony rather than be the cause of aggressive behaviour. Since you have been so open and explicit when conveying your opinions I would now like to state that all Religion is wrong (other than religions like Buddhism and Jainism, if you are willing to refer to them as religions), It has held back the progress of Humans for millenia and is used as a tool to manipulate a population of docile, unintelligent, backward creatures who have IQs lower than their ages. This website has bought unhappiness into my already negative world, you people disgust me, you are no better than the Terrorists that rule the west and previous tyrants such as Hitler. If I were a Christian and believed in fairy-tales I could confidently and happily say "YOU ARE ALL GOING TO BURN IN HELL YOU CUNTS"

[James Hutchins]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Did your God not teach to love everyone equally? Surely the aim of a religion is to create a good relationship between all humans and allow them to live amongst each other without causing any hostilities. The fact that the word "Scum" is used surely breaks the commandment "Love thy neighbour". You people are twisted, If there is a God then he certainly thinks you are all filthy people with no morals, the creator of the universe would want us to coexist in peace and harmony rather than be the cause of aggressive behaviour. Since you have been so open and explicit when conveying your opinions I would now like to state that all Religion is wrong (other than religions like Buddhism and Jainism, if you are willing to refer to them as religions), It has held back the progress of Humans for millenia and is used as a tool to manipulate a population of docile, unintelligent, backward creatures who have IQs lower than their ages. This website has bought unhappiness into my already negative world, you people disgust me, you are no better than the Terrorists that rule the west and previous tyrants such as Hitler. If I were a Christian and believed in fairy-tales I could confidently and happily say "YOU ARE ALL GOING TO BURN IN HELL YOU cooterS"

Friend, you obviously never read the Bible. God only wants us to love and care about those that Love Him. The rest God wants dead and in Hell. Pretty sensible, why even a person with your screen name should understand that.
By the way, I love the first and last sentence of your 'rant of a 14-1/2 year old'. Every heard of irony?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Are You an Atheist?

Did your God not teach to love everyone equally? Surely the aim of a religion is to create a good relationship between all humans and allow them to live amongst each other without causing any hostilities. The fact that the word "Scum" is used surely breaks the commandment "Love thy neighbour". You people are twisted, If there is a God then he certainly thinks you are all filthy people with no morals, the creator of the universe would want us to coexist in peace and harmony rather than be the cause of aggressive behaviour. Since you have been so open and explicit when conveying your opinions I would now like to state that all Religion is wrong (other than religions like Buddhism and Jainism, if you are willing to refer to them as religions), It has held back the progress of Humans for millenia and is used as a tool to manipulate a population of docile, unintelligent, backward creatures who have IQs lower than their ages. This website has bought unhappiness into my already negative world, you people disgust me, you are no better than the Terrorists that rule the west and previous tyrants such as Hitler. If I were a Christian and believed in fairy-tales I could confidently and happily say "YOU ARE ALL GOING TO BURN IN HELL YOU cooterS"

My my you are an angry soul. Did someone abuse you as a child? A priest perhaps?

Anyway, if you use the search function, you'd find the answers to all your questions. No, God does not advocate we love everyone equally. He advocates we be wise as serpents and harmless as doves (Matthew 10:16). You can see for yourself that we are. We are wise to the ways of atheists and their anal-obsessive destruction of civilization. We are harmless as doves as True Christians™ do not bring about the wrath of God.

Now, rather than come here (quite uninvited) complaining about things you don't know about, why not introduce yourself properly here so we can get to know and greet you properly.