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  • Re: Are You an Atheist?

    Originally posted by NobleServant View Post
    Tell me, if you follow the Bible word for word, which makes you then a "Strong Christian...a True Christian" how then do you stack up to Christ Commandments for this week?
    Looks like I'm perfect!
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    • Re: Are You an Atheist?

      god has spoken to me with various ways
      either by wishing or either on my dreams
      i hope all good people will go to heaven because we are going through some hard times as history has proven again

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      • Re: Are You an Atheist?

        Originally posted by Mrs. Rogers View Post
        Not quite, dear. God commands us to judge too!

        Are you judging us, perhaps? Indeed, I think you are -- and unfairly, might I add. But it gladdens my heart that you have the Christian ability to judge, which is at least a step in the right direction, Glory!


        Hello Mrs Rodgers,

        I did not pass judgement. If I did please point it out. I asked a question and never got a response. Instead I got some violation...

        The question was meant to challenge the notion stated above this post. Specifically the following:

        Speak for yourself. True Christians™ are perfect and without hypocrisy.
        The message is as GOD says, we are all sinners and all men fall short of his glory. Romans 3:23.

        We are doing the Lord's Work, trying to bear the message to the Godless.
        Great! I noticed the word Atheist was followed by scum? How can we spread the message of Gods love to the godless if you rebuke them. It is better to greet them with open arms, heart and mind? I say yes.

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        • Re: Are You an Atheist?

          Originally posted by NobleServant View Post
          The message is as GOD says, we are all sinners and all men fall short of his glory. Romans 3:23.
          That is before we come to Jesus Christ. Or didn't you know?

          Psalm 119:1 ALEPH. Blessed are the undefiled in the way, who walk in the law of the LORD.
          Psalm 119:2 Blessed are they that keep his testimonies, and that seek him with the whole heart.
          Psalm 119:3 They also do no iniquity: they walk in his ways.

          1st John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

          Romans 6:6 Knowing this, that our old man is crucified with him, that the body of sin might be destroyed, that henceforth we should not serve sin.
          Romans 6:7 For he that is dead is freed from sin.
          Romans 6:8 Now if we be dead with Christ, we believe that we shall also live with him:
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          • Re: Are You an Atheist?

            Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
            Are you denying that atheists worship monkeys? What do you call evilution then?
            Erm.
            Where the hell have you got that from?
            Evolution is a scientific theory (fact if you ask me, but I suppose it's fair enough if you reject it, your loss) based on lots of evidence. Not 'the worship of monkeys'.
            Do you actually read what you write or do you just mash the keyboard and see what comes up?

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            • Ah, looks like I did get an answer(s)! Sorry I missed the other responses...

              Looks like I'm perfect!
              Great!


              god has spoken to me with various ways
              either by wishing or either on my dreams
              i hope all good people will go to heaven because we are going through some hard times as history has proven again
              Indeed, and things are going to get a lot tougher. Man will not survive what is to come without God. May he give you the strength and conviction to complete the task entrusted in you.

              Pastor Ezekiel labeled me a "Hatemonger" and left comments "Being Boring and Witless"

              This is your idea of preaching the gospel?

              This is a message of hate when you should accept people with an open mind and an open heart.

              Consider this forum like your house. When a sinner enters into it you rebuke him, label him and judge him and cast him out? This is not the path to saving people or salvation.

              This confirms my message that the church today does not know God.

              Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
              That is before we come to Jesus Christ. Or didn't you know?

              Psalm 119:1 ALEPH. Blessed are the undefiled in the way, who walk in the law of the LORD.
              Psalm 119:2 Blessed are they that keep his testimonies, and that seek him with the whole heart.
              Psalm 119:3 They also do no iniquity: they walk in his ways.

              1st John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

              Romans 6:6 Knowing this, that our old man is crucified with him, that the body of sin might be destroyed, that henceforth we should not serve sin.
              Romans 6:7 For he that is dead is freed from sin.
              Romans 6:8 Now if we be dead with Christ, we believe that we shall also live with him:
              You are correct - assuming that you are able to stay straight and true to this path from now until the day you pass.


              Atheism is nothing but an excuse for anal sex. There is no other reason for anal sex than atheism, and no other reason for atheism than anal sex.
              This I humbly disagree with. Atheism are people who seek the truth but have not found it.

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              • Re: Are You an Atheist?

                Originally posted by NobleServant
                This I humbly disagree with. Atheism are people who seek the truth but have not found it.
                The only truth is Jesus.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                • Re: Are You an Atheist?

                  Originally posted by Ninboy View Post
                  Erm.
                  Where the hell have you got that from?
                  Evolution is a scientific theory (fact if you ask me, but I suppose it's fair enough if you reject it, your loss) based on lots of evidence. Not 'the worship of monkeys'.
                  Do you actually read what you write or do you just mash the keyboard and see what comes up?
                  Darwin's Theory of Evilution states that human beings had sex with monkeys to advance the species. Charles Darwin is responsible for the spread of HIV, the virus that causes AIDS, through Africa and the rest of the world.
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                  • Re: Are You an Atheist?

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    The only truth is Jesus.
                    The only truth is The Flying Spaghetti Monster
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                    • Re: Are You an Atheist?

                      Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                      Darwin's Theory of Evilution states that human beings had sex with monkeys to advance the species. Charles Darwin is responsible for the spread of HIV, the virus that causes AIDS, through Africa and the rest of the world.
                      Scientists tell us that we share 95 percent of our DNA with chimpanzees, and yet we share 99.9 percent of our DNA with pirates I ask you, who is the more likely common ancestor? And are the Pirates not the Chosen People of the FSM? Why do we spend so much time talking about something that didn’t happen, while the FSM is dangling His Noodly Appendage right in front of our faces?
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                      • Re: Are You an Atheist?

                        Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                        Scientists tell us that we share 95 percent of our DNA with chimpanzees, and yet we share 99.9 percent of our DNA with pirates I ask you, who is the more likely common ancestor? And are the Pirates not the Chosen People of the FSM? Why do we spend so much time talking about something that didn’t happen, while the FSM is dangling His Noodly Appendage right in front of our faces?
                        Tell your Faggot Spoogetti Munster if he dangles his noodle in my face I'll chop it off!
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                        • Re: Are You an Atheist?

                          Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                          Tell your Faggot Spoogetti Munster if he dangles his noodle in my face I'll chop it off!
                          Your sexual insecurity is showing again Billy Bob.
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                          • Re: Are You an Atheist?

                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                            Scientists tell us that we share 95 percent of our DNA with chimpanzees, and yet we share 99.9 percent of our DNA with pirates I ask you, who is the more likely common ancestor? And are the Pirates not the Chosen People of the FSM? Why do we spend so much time talking about something that didn’t happen, while the FSM is dangling His Noodly Appendage right in front of our faces?
                            The Bible tells us that our DNA is 100 percent shared with the Christian God. Not filthy wop rigatoni or pirate thieves. I ask you, who is the more likely ancestor?

                            "And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth." Gen. 1:26 - KJV
                            "Our image". God and Jesus Christ.

                            May you see the Light and give up your sin with the noodle!
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                            • Re: Are You an Atheist?

                              Originally posted by Rubicon View Post
                              The Bible tells us........
                              See that is where your point fails flat on its face, for the bible is a collection of fairy tails and not a Holy Text, unlike the real Gospel and the Loose Canon which are both Holy Text given to us by The Lord God our Creator, The Flying Spaghetti Monster and his wise prophets.
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                              • Re: Are You an Atheist?

                                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                See that is where your point fails flat on its face, for the bible is a collection of fairy tails and not a Holy Text, unlike the real Gospel and the Loose Canon which are both Holy Text given to us by The Lord God our Creator, The Flying Spaghetti Monster and his wise prophets.

                                Obtuse as always I see... So, your "lord" of angel hair pasta would create us as stupid and simple as such a dish is? Rather than complex mirrors of Him, capable of rational thought and discussion of matters slightly more complex than last night's macaroni?
                                Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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