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  • Basilissa
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    Re: Are You an Atheist?

    Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
    Furry, you probably ought not use the word "illiterate". I would stay away from "poorly educated", "possessed of poor usage skills" and possibly even "stupid", too, was I you.

    God Bless!
    Brother Alvin, I don't think that our little furry friend understood what you mean. I'll try to help him with that:

    Originally posted by the fury View Post
    No, that means you're illiterate and believe in an invisible man in the sky, for whose existence there is no suitable evidence.
    It still looks awkward, it is completely false, and it lacks basic logic (what does illiteracy have to do with someone's beliefs?), but I've tried to fix the grammar as much as I could.

    You're welcome, furry.

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  • Alvin Moss
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    Re: Are You an Atheist?

    Originally posted by the fury View Post
    not that means your illiterate and believe in an invisible man in the sky that has no suitable evidence.
    Furry, you probably ought not use the word "illiterate". I would stay away from "poorly educated", "possessed of poor usage skills" and possibly even "stupid", too, was I you.

    God Bless!

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  • the flunky
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    not that means your illiterate and believe in an invisible man in the sky that has no suitable evidence.

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  • Mary Thompson
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    Re: Are You an Atheist?

    Originally posted by Bob View Post
    I once went to a zombie movie and my mom got very mad. She said zombies are not in the Bible. I then told my mom zombies are in Zechariah 14:12 and then she said I should not talk back and sent me to my room. Now I am no longer allowed to go to movies.
    That is good, Brother Bob, now you can spend less time dallying around watching Godless films and spend that time on Holy Bible Study :smile:

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  • Bob
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    Re: Are You an Atheist?

    Originally posted by GeorgeMcGee View Post
    zombies
    I once went to a zombie movie and my mom got very mad. She said zombies are not in the Bible. I then told my mom zombies are in Zechariah 14:12 and then she said I should not talk back and sent me to my room. Now I am no longer allowed to go to movies.

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  • GeorgeMcGee
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    Re: Are You an Atheist?

    I am not an atheist, because I have found the following:

    athiests ruin our schools by going into the hallways and screaming the name of a bloody child.

    a- theists like the following:
    aliens
    zombies
    and corries as well as couriers

    THE END IS FAR AWAY< FAR FAR AWY, GET COMPFY

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  • John Creeser
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    Re: Are You an Atheist?

    Originally posted by BillyHill View Post
    **SUSPICIOUS LINK REMOVED**

    Found this video with a very wrong title. Someone crazy uploaded it there I guess.
    Look at this you unsaved atheist trash, this is what you are. Sneaking into good people's houses, peaceful people. Trying to ruin their normal lifes. Getting deamons into their houses. Well, guess what, Jesus is protecting our houses. It's like you're trying to demolish a castle with a toothpick.
    Nice try.
    Oh, and by the way You will burn in hell!! And when you're going to do that, no one even remembers you. Because you are nothing.
    Friend, until you have proven yourself not to be a troll, your links will be deleted immediately.

    Secondly, while you're enthusiasm is admirable, please do us the courtesy of introducing yourself here before you continue to post. We would like to get to know you better

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  • BillyHill
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    **SUSPICIOUS LINK REMOVED**

    Found this video with a very wrong title. Someone crazy uploaded it there I guess.
    Look at this you unsaved atheist trash, this is what you are. Sneaking into good people's houses, peaceful people. Trying to ruin their normal lifes. Getting deamons into their houses. Well, guess what, Jesus is protecting our houses. It's like you're trying to demolish a castle with a toothpick.
    Nice try.
    Oh, and by the way You will burn in hell!! And when you're going to do that, no one even remembers you. Because you are nothing.

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  • Alphonse Alban
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    Re: Are You an Atheist?

    Originally posted by UnsavedandLovin'It View Post
    i am not in denial!!
    Of course you are. You think you will enjoy eternal torment. Sorry to tell you this but you won't enjoy it. People can handle torment only in movies. In reality you will be in pain that you can't even imagine forever.

    Many heathens are delusional like you. That's because like you they don't know Satan. As Christians we obviously do better than anyone, except Jesus, and Him and us are always right.

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  • UnsavedandLovin'It
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    I guess i will be burning then, because i am not insecure and i am not in denial!!

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  • Alphonse Alban
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    Originally posted by UnsavedandLovin'It View Post
    Me and Lucifer are friends
    No. Once again you are wrong. Of course it's understandable that you are insecure because you are living in denial. God created Satan to torment sinners like you. In fact, God enjoys a good laugh at suffering at heathens like you. That's just a fact of life. Turn or burn.

    Psalm 59:8 But thou, O Lord, shalt laugh at them; thou shalt have all the heathen in derision.

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  • UnsavedandLovin'It
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    Originally posted by UnsavedandLovin'It View Post
    First off, I am a woman. Second I never said that I enjoy pain, I said I enjoy pain. Thirdly, I promise you I am not possessed, I'm just a bit on the chunky side
    chunky=portly

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  • UnsavedandLovin'It
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    Me and Lucifer are friends, I think if he hurts me it will be in the act of sexual intercourse. No I don't have a husband, because I am 21 and I'm in college, which kind of contradicts the whole "useless, subhuman" thing. I plan on giving back to my community, instead of brainwashing them with images of hellfire and brimstone like you appear to enjoy doing

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  • John Allen
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    Then you will hate Hell, for you will be tortured there. Since you worship Satan... Revelation 14:11 So you are a woman? Do you have your husband's permission to be on here? Maybe you do not have one and you are being a useless subhuman, disobeying those above you?

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  • UnsavedandLovin'It
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    First off, I am a woman. Second I never said that I enjoy pain, I said I enjoy pain. Thirdly, I promise you I am not possessed, I'm just a bit on the chunky side

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