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  • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
    Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
    Forum Member
    • May 2009
    • 666

    #181
    Re: Are You an Atheist?

    Originally posted by r0$$m0n3y View Post
    I don't see how I'm "nuts" from stating facts. Maybe I'm "nuts" for wanting to find out where you people live and beating the shit out of every single one of you!
    I like how once he got called out on his gross misspelling, then his alcoholism, then his idiocy, how he just lashes out at us. It is clear he has lost the argument is now resorting to threats of physical violence to sooth his shattered ego.

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    SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

    Hosea 9:7
    The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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    • r0$$m0n3y
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jun 2009
      • 13

      #182
      Re: Are You an Atheist?

      Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
      Yes, that would be nuts, too, because it is a threat of assault and the police take that really seriously. I'm going to send this post to your local sheriff so he has some more information about you before you go and chop up your family or shoot up the local McDonald's. They're going to take away your guns and ammo, too.

      Also, you haven't stated a single fact yet nor offered a single independent citation for any of your misstatements.

      That was no threat. But you call it what you want.

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #183
        Re: Are You an Atheist?

        It's a threat if I feel threatened. How else should I feel after you waltzed in here and started making threats of violence? Don't you remember what happened last week in Wichita?
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • r0$$m0n3y
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Jun 2009
          • 13

          #184
          Re: Are You an Atheist?

          I can't handle talking to you crazy, brainwashed Christians. All you do is accuse peoples intellegence and call them heathens. I'l see yolu all in Hell.

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #185
            Re: Are You an Atheist?

            No, you won't. Is that the last of your insane ideas, or should I expect more?
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
              Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
              Forum Member
              • May 2009
              • 666

              #186
              Re: Are You an Atheist?

              Originally posted by r0$$m0n3y View Post
              I can't handle talking to you crazy, brainwashed Christians. All you do is accuse peoples intellegence and call them heathens. I'l see yolu all in Hell.
              ACK! Twice! Intelligence. Is it so hard to spell? No, you brought this on yourself Ro$$. You come in here, guns-a-blazin' and acting like a complete retard, and you wonder why you get called out for it? I feel sorry for whatever internet forum you are going to harrass next...

              The only going to HELL is YOU, Ro$$. You got your tallywhacker permanently stuck inside Satan's arse and he's taking you down to Hell with him!
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              SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

              Hosea 9:7
              The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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              • christi
                Unsaved trash
                • Jun 2009
                • 20

                #187
                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                Ross is the last person going to "hell" on this forum.

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                • John Bois Ward
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 350

                  #188
                  Re: Are You an Atheist?

                  Originally posted by christi View Post
                  Ross is the last person going to "hell" on this forum.
                  How surprising. One atheist defending the drunk induced ramblings and threats of a slow witted atheist.
                  Matthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

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                  • Tertius The Scribe
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2009
                    • 452

                    #189
                    Re: Are You an Atheist?

                    Originally posted by christi View Post
                    Ross is the last person going to "hell" on this forum.
                    You keep your mouth shut, woman.

                    It is clearly that time of the month, and so you are obviously banished to the public library with all other sorts of weirdoes for your uncleanliness! And you must have no more lesbian porn to examine/had a mood swing, and are now badmouthing us Christians. I pity you.

                    When your uncleanliness is resolved, dare to be a rebel against your sins and repent. Go on, be a Maverick 4 Jesus!

                    Or be doomed forever!

                    Your choice!

                    Jesus be praised!

                    Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."


                    All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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                    • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
                      Recovering Outpatient From The Landover Rehabilitation Unit
                      Forum Member
                      • May 2009
                      • 666

                      #190
                      Re: Are You an Atheist?

                      Originally posted by christi View Post
                      Ross is the last person going to "hell" on this forum.
                      Ugh...
                      Go back to your own post. There's enough retarded comments on this one as it is.
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                      SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                      Hosea 9:7
                      The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78555

                        #191
                        Re: Are You an Atheist?

                        Originally posted by christi View Post
                        Ross is the last person going to "hell" on this forum.
                        Is that your fag boyfriend? I have news for you, both of you are as hellbound as any heathen on earth. The fact that the two of you went out of your way to come here to God's favorite forum and mock Jesus ensures that you'll be gargling satan's scalding hot spunk before much longer.

                        I can't wait to watch.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Stockingluver
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 3

                          #192
                          Re: Are You an Atheist?

                          i dont hate god, i just dont think he exists. jesus was a magician and was executed for his witchcraft

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                          • Tertius The Scribe
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2009
                            • 452

                            #193
                            Re: Are You an Atheist?

                            Originally posted by Stockingluver View Post
                            i dont hate god, i just dont think he exists. jesus was a magician and was executed for his witchcraft
                            You sick God-hater!

                            How dare you say that Jesus was a Pagan witch!

                            If Jesus was a Satan-worshipper, don't you think humanity would have been destroyed? He was the sole Son Of God, and you mock him like this!

                            Every time you spit in God's face, another retarded is born. Now tell me, do you really want that?!

                            Matthew 4:1-11: "1-Then was Jesus led up of the Spirit into the wilderness to be tempted of the devil. 2-And when he had fasted forty days and forty nights, he was afterward an hungred. 3-And when the tempter came to him, he said, If thou be the Son of God, command that these stones be made bread. 4-But he answered and said, It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God. 5-Then the devil taketh him up into the holy city, and setteth him on a pinnacle of the temple, 6-And saith unto him, If thou be the Son of God, cast thyself down: for it is written, He shall give his angels charge concerning thee: and in their hands they shall bear thee up, lest at any time thou dash thy foot against a stone. 7-Jesus said unto him, It is written again, Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God. 8-Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them; 9-And saith unto him, All these things will I give thee, if thou wilt fall down and worship me. 10-Then saith Jesus unto him, Get thee hence, Satan: for it is written, Thou shalt worship the Lord thy God, and him only shalt thou serve. 11-Then the devil leaveth him, and, behold, angels came and ministered unto him."

                            Luke 1:26-38: "26-And in the sixth month the angel Gabriel was sent from God unto a city of Galilee, named Nazareth, 27-To a virgin espoused to a man whose name was Joseph, of the house of David; and the virgin's name was Mary. 28-And the angel came in unto her, and said, Hail, thou that art highly favoured, the Lord is with thee: blessed art thou among women. 29-And when she saw him, she was troubled at his saying, and cast in her mind what manner of salutation this should be. 30-And the angel said unto her, Fear not, Mary: for thou hast found favour with God. 31-And, behold, thou shalt conceive in thy womb, and bring forth a son, and shalt call his name JESUS. 32-He shall be great, and shall be called the Son of the Highest: and the Lord God shall give unto him the throne of his father David: 33-And he shall reign over the house of Jacob for ever; and of his kingdom there shall be no end. 34-Then said Mary unto the angel, How shall this be, seeing I know not a man? 35-And the angel answered and said unto her, The Holy Ghost shall come upon thee, and the power of the Highest shall overshadow thee: therefore also that holy thing which shall be born of thee shall be called the Son of God. 36-And, behold, thy cousin Elisabeth, she hath also conceived a son in her old age: and this is the sixth month with her, who was called barren. 37-For with God nothing shall be impossible. 38-And Mary said, Behold the handmaid of the Lord; be it unto me according to thy word. And the angel departed from her."

                            WAS NOT PAGAN!

                            Proverbs 23:14- "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."


                            All Unsaved Trash: Read this before posting.

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                            • Canibalmonkey
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 1

                              #194
                              Re: Are You an Atheist?

                              I, for one, am an Atheist, but to be honest, the way you portray Atheists is in no way what I am. I, in no way what so ever, hate God or Jesus. I just choose not to believe. I'm a person who is built around science and the way things work. I have no hateful feelings towards anyone based on their religion, and I think that each person has the right to choose what they believe in. Also, how can you hate people who believe in other religions (Hindu, Islam, Buddhist) When that's how they were raised. You too were raised to believe in Christianity. Also, I don't "worship monkeys." I don't worship anything. I just want to clear it up for both the Christian members of this forum, and the Atheists. I just want people to know, that just because we have no worship for a superior being or God, doesn't mean that we are bad or evil people. It just means we are different. And, to be honest, I think it is truly low for someone to mock another for thinking or acting different. Weather it be how they talk, what they do, or what they believe in. In the words of a Christian, we are all created alike, and in the words of an Atheist, we were all formed alike. I hope one day, even though all religions have their differences, we can all learn to get along, lest we destroy eachother trying to prove superiority.

                              -Canibalmonkey (Taylor Soranno) A devoted Atheist, yet a man of peace.

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                              • John Bois Ward
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Mar 2009
                                • 350

                                #195
                                Re: Are You an Atheist?

                                Originally posted by Canibalmonkey View Post
                                I, for one, am an Atheist, but to be honest, the way you portray Atheists is in no way what I am. I, in no way what so ever, hate God or Jesus. I just choose not to believe.
                                You deny His existence but you don't hate Him? There is nothing more hateful than the denial of another's being.
                                I'm a person who is built around science and the way things work.
                                So your life is built upon a changing foundation of theories?
                                I have no hateful feelings towards anyone based on their religion, and I think that each person has the right to choose what they believe in.
                                You have no problem with the papist belief in boy love? Why do you hate children?
                                Also, how can you hate people who believe in other religions (Hindu, Islam, Buddhist) When that's how they were raised.
                                John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
                                You too were raised to believe in Christianity.
                                Yes, my parents were good, loving parents who taught me right from wrong.
                                Also, I don't "worship monkeys."
                                Really. You atheists certainly treated the fossil, Darwinius masillae, as a religious icon.
                                I don't worship anything. I just want to clear it up for both the Christian members of this forum, and the Atheists. I just want people to know, that just because we have no worship for a superior being or God, doesn't mean that we are bad or evil people. It just means we are different.
                                Without an objective standard how do you decide what is evil? Do you think pedophiles are just different?
                                And, to be honest, I think it is truly low for someone to mock another for thinking or acting different. Weather it be how they talk, what they do, or what they believe in.
                                Don't you just hate how people will go on a forum uninvited and question how other people think and believe?
                                In the words of a Christian, we are all created alike, and in the words of an Atheist, we were all formed alike.
                                What "Christian" said that?
                                I hope one day, even though all religions have their differences, we can all learn to get along, lest we destroy eachother trying to prove superiority.
                                Only false believers can "get along" with false religions.
                                Matthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

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