[Sister Noddy]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Firsta all, I does not appreciate yo lebesian advances towards me. Secondly. we welcomes everybody here who deserve it.

If you wantsa get treated differently, then tithe and get Saved©.

Didchoo get into some wacky tobacky befo'e you wrote this part? Actin' like you's mo' hopped up than Dennis Hopper up in here!

Anyways, maybe that racist allegization had been a result of yo drug use, but if not, I sho would like fo' you to give a example, because no True Christian.

Sister ---

I am not a lesbo and I don't use drugs of any kind. Please tell me how to tithe.

What button do I click first? The Paypal? The Paid Subscription option in my User CP? (If I go directly to Paypal, what amount to I fill in the line?)

I'm sorry, I don't know how to do it. Please explain to me in order, step by step.

I want to know if this will automatically get me out of the Unsaved Trash usergroup and promoted to Member, and if I may then be able to send pm's and edit my own posts.

I would appreciate it, Sister, thanks (I asked in another thread earlier, but nobody has answered me yet)

-- Nan

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Please tell me how to tithe.

Hallelujah! A sinner who wantsa set thangs right with the LORD! ...Finatancially, at least.

What button do I click first? The Paypal? The Paid Subscription option in my User CP? (If I go directly to Paypal, what amount to I fill in the line?)

I always tithes at church, because I feel like my money be closer to the Lord that way. Whenevah we goes on vacation, Ira handle the internets tithes. I's pretty sho the money gonna get to where it needta be no mattah what option you uses. Howevah, our Godly pastahs always recommends the Paypal method, so you should go with that one. As to what amountchoo should put, as much as be possible!

I want to know if this will automatically get me out of the Unsaved Trash usergroup and promoted to Member, and if I may then be able to send pm's and edit my own posts.

I can't make no guarantees (the pastahs be in charge o' that), but I can say it be a step in the right directization.

I would appreciate it, Sister, thanks (I asked in another thread earlier, but nobody has answered me yet)

-- Nan

Praise! Just remember, the Lord loves thems mo' that tithes mo'.

But this I say, He which soweth sparingly shall reap also sparingly; and he which soweth bountifully shall reap also bountifully. Every man according as he purposeth in his heart, so let him give; not grudgingly, or of necessity: for God loveth a cheerful giver. - 2 Corinthians 9:6-7

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Sister ---

I am not a lesbo and I don't use drugs of any kind. Please tell me how to tithe.

What button do I click first? The Paypal? The Paid Subscription option in my User CP? (If I go directly to Paypal, what amount to I fill in the line?)

I'm sorry, I don't know how to do it. Please explain to me in order, step by step.

I want to know if this will automatically get me out of the Unsaved Trash usergroup and promoted to Member, and if I may then be able to send pm's and edit my own posts.

I would appreciate it, Sister, thanks (I asked in another thread earlier, but nobody has answered me yet)

-- Nan

Hit the Paypal button at the bottom of this page. And don't be stingy! God hates a tightwad!

Do you need someone to wipe your bottom too?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

I agree. we can't take what we read for granted. I was brought up in a christian home but always wondered why there were so many other religions if this was the only right one.

One word: Satan.

Your grandpa got it pretty close to the truth, Kate ... as a whole, it's a fantastic story to read ... as long as you don't take it as literal fact

Yes, it'd be terrible if someone took that part about Jesus dying for our sins literally, wouldn't it?

[Homertard]

Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

The bible cannot be held truth on all words, as parts contradict other parts.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Hit the Paypal button at the bottom of this page. And don't be stingy! God hates a tightwad!

Do you need someone to wipe your bottom too?

Okay, today (Wed July 18, 2007) I have tithed to Landover!

Praise Jesus and you True Christians

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

Yes, she did, and she was not stingy. I recommend that she be brought forth as a full Church member immediately.

Best Regards
Pastor Al

[Brother V]

Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

Yes, she did, and she was not stingy. I recommend that she be brought forth as a full Church member immediately.

Best Regards
Pastor Al

I'd wager that when people give money online to the Cathylick church that the pope doesn't show up mentioning that the person just hit the paypal button.

See the personal service one gets from Baptists.

Our version of "hands on" doesn't involve alter boys.

YIC
V

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

Yes, she did, and she was not stingy. I recommend that she be brought forth as a full Church member immediately.

Best Regards
Pastor Al

Thank you so much for your recommendation, Pastor Pistle. I love your Church and enjoy your forum so much. I have reconsidered many things after reading and participating now ---

--- I want to renounce all my past sins, need help to do that, and I DO accept Jesus as my Saviour

If you will have me as a full Member now, I would be greatly honored

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

I'd wager that when people give money online to the Cathylick church that the pope doesn't show up mentioning that the person just hit the paypal button.

See the personal service one gets from Baptists.

Our version of "hands on" doesn't involve alter boys.

YIC
V

Hooray! and praise Jesus! I'm now a Member of your Godly forum, and I'm thrilled

Also, thank you for your kind personal message, Pastor V

Peace and blessings to everyone from Nan ... well I guess you can call me Sister Nan from now on, if you like

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Sister ---

I am not a lesbo and I don't use drugs of any kind. Please tell me how to tithe.

Now what a minute. You say you are from California and you make this claim.

EDIT: I see you are Gold Tither so that means you are not.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Is Your Child A Goth?

Now what a minute. You say you are from California and you make this claim.

EDIT: I see you are Gold Tither so that means you are not.

Absolutely not, Bobby-Joe ...

Oh I know what it looks like, being from the town where I live (ugh!) and the sinners and perverts are everywhere! Can't even walk down the street around here without being surrounded by the filth of druggies and homers ... they are in the city parks, in the coffee houses ...

... and yep, in the churches, the ones that accept them and take them in off the streets.

But I can honestly confide to you and all parishioners here that I myself have never been a part of that sub-culture --

-- most certainly not a lesbo and no drugs of any kind -- praise

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

The bible cannot be held truth on all words, as parts contradict other parts.

Actually, there are no contradictions in the Bible.

[Homertard]

Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

Yes, there are. Only people such as yourselves, who cannot see reason with the rest of man, think that.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Why is the Bible the ONLY True Word of God?

Yes, there are. Only people such as yourselves, who cannot see reason with the rest of man, think that.

Feel free to point out anything that you don't understand in God's Holy Word. Chapter and verse please, Mr. demon.