[Jo Freddie]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

Your cult sounds papist. They stink of garlic and slurp greasy noodles all day long.

What have you got against Jesus, who temporarily suffered and died on the cross for my sins?

Jesus.... meant to have moved mountains and raised the dead, yet no one from the period seems to have noticed, there are not accounts from that period by third parties to back up his existence. Don't quote your work of fiction the so called gospels as they are not Independent sources.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

Garlic? That's for....vampires!!!

Pastor, I am so Afraid of vampires! Has Anne Rice gone and de-Converted again?

Mmmm if you believe in vampires you should embrace those with a love of garlic should you not?

Any way is it not the church of Rome that has called these poor unfortunate "vampires" evil, are your a member of the Church of Rome?

[SUV]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

Mmmm if you believe in vampires you should embrace those with a love of garlic should you not?

Any way is it not the church of Rome that has called these poor unfortunate "vampires" evil, are your a member of the Church of Rome?

I must ask....you aren't a "revenant," are you?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

I must ask....you aren't a "revenant," are you?

To answer that question I will say I am some time referred to by others as Rev. Jo, but that is not a title I use myself, I am the founder of a Parish of The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster [FSM].

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

[...] I am the founder of a Parish of The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster [FSM].

And that’s your title? I expected some lame acronym like
Pastafarianism
Incorporating
Representation
And
Theocracy for
Earth

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

And that’s your title? I expected some lame acronym like
Pastafarianism
Incorporating
Representation
And
Theocracy for
Earth

I have been known to use the Title Pastor, as the True religion is Pasta based, but thank you for the the suggestion I may just use it

RAmen Brother

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

Here is an ancient cave painting, south eastern Australia



Care to show me any cave art to support your myth that predates European colonization

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

Are you saying an Abo did that? It’s not possible. This is Abo art – garbage, isn’t it?



I suspect that what you are seeing is little more than a convenient urine stain (courtesy of Fosters Brewing Co.) on the wall of a disused sheep station.

Anyway, we are Baptists not Catlix – mary on a pizza or Jesus on a Oreo don’t float our boat.

[Jo Freddie]

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Are you saying an Abo did that? It’s not possible. This is Abo art – garbage, isn’t it? [ATTACH]8719[/ATTACH]



I suspect that what you are seeing is little more than a convenient urine stain (courtesy of Fosters Brewing Co.) on the wall of a disused sheep station.

Anyway, we are Baptists not Catlix – mary on a pizza or Jesus on a Oreo don’t float our boat.

It is no random image like those people from the Church of Rome keep finding, it is a very clear depiction of the Noodly one and predates fosters, or the introduction by the Europeans of the fluffy wool makers

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

Where is it then? Is it somewhere deserted? Somewhere quiet where not many people go? If someone chiselled it out, do you think it would be worth anything on Ebay?

I only ask as the market for old stuff from Indian graves is drying up.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

It is no random image like those people from the Church of Rome keep finding, it is a very clear depiction of the Noodly one and predates fosters, or the introduction by the Europeans of the fluffy wool makers

You God mocking drug addicts are all the same, all you are interested in is your noodle.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

You God mocking drug addicts are all the same, all you are interested in is your noodle.

Drug addict - Nope
Interested in The Noodle - YES as only the Noodle can guide you to the truth of our existence. Accept the truth of the Noodle .... Feel The Sauce Padawan

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

Where is it then? Is it somewhere deserted? Somewhere quiet where not many people go? If someone chiselled it out, do you think it would be worth anything on Ebay?

I only ask as the market for old stuff from Indian graves is drying up.

I don't think I will be letting you have the GPS settings for its location anytime soon, but even if I did His Noodly Appendage would intervene to prevent you from taking it for your own gain

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

Here is an ancient cave painting, south eastern Australia

Care to show me any cave art to support your myth that predates European colonization

Bah! No one is allowed to see the Lord and live with the exception of Moses. The Lord once shewed Moses His GODLY Hindquarters.

Exodus 33:20-23
Thou canst not see my face: for there shall no man see me, and live. And the LORD said, Behold, there is a place by me, and thou shalt stand upon a rock: And it shall come to pass, while my glory passeth by, that I will put theein a clift of the rock, and will cover thee with my hand while I pass by: And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts: but my face shall not be seen.

GOD IS NOT a la carte.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Evils of the Noodly Appendage!

Bah! No one is allowed to see the Lord and live with the exception of Moses. The Lord once shewed Moses His GODLY Hindquarters.

Exodus 33:20-23
Thou canst not see my face: for there shall no man see me, and live. And the LORD said, Behold, there is a place by me, and thou shalt stand upon a rock: And it shall come to pass, while my glory passeth by, that I will put theein a clift of the rock, and will cover thee with my hand while I pass by: And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts: but my face shall not be seen.

GOD IS NOT a la carte.

Now let make it clear to start with, a persons sexual orientation is their own affair, I do not judge them for it, but you lot seem to feel that is very important. This I find strange as considering what you have just explained, it clearly shows that your book depicts your version of God as someone who likes men to look at his bottom. So how can you hate homosexuals so much when you follow a myth that clearly depicts a supreme being that is what some of you would call a "shirt lifter"