[Abraham]

Re: You

I was talking to the person who started this topic, not the pastors on here!
I want to get rid of my sinful, painful life of sex, drugs and alcohol, but apparently I can't even come here for that.
You all are hating on me already

I apologize if there was a misunderstanding. You should be more clear next time.

Know that we won't be able to stop you from continuing down the same path as your whore mother or deadbeat dad. You have to do that yourself. It's pretty easy. I've been doing it all my life. While this is a place for good discussion it is not a substitute for your Bible (KJV).

[JennyD]

Re: You

You kids need to go back and read The Bible for real!
You are just spewing hate and lies on this wonderful forum!

Amirite?

You're absolutely right. Those atheists have never read the Bible and instead spew the lies they've heard from their hippy-dippy Catholic Father Feelgood, who says that everybody goes to Heaven, and their dogs too.

[Warped Devin]

Re: You

You mean the liberal lies that want to equate God's Word with fiction in people's minds? There is a reason Conservapedia exists, friend.

What about this then?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...&defid=2842876

[Warped Devin]

Re: You

No answers? I need help.

[Epic_Dud]

Re: You

What's going on in here guys. I heard something about some internet speak.

amirite?

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: You

What's going on in here guys. I heard something about some internet speak.

amirite?

Are you that twit's alt?
As far as what's written on Yahoo, they don't believe this is real. So what? What does that prove?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: You

What about this then?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...&defid=2842876

Tabor's Law, the true definition, is proven time again because atheists lose every argument and they have nowhere to go but start accusing Christians of "joking".

[Epic_Dud]

Re: You

I think Christianity needs a sort of internal affairs. The tendencies of mankind to divide and bastardize religion have led us to where we are. No offense to the true believers in Christ, but I think there needs to be some serious re-working of how things are run. God wishes unity, and yet there is a separate church with separate beliefs for every square foot. It's ridiculous. Martin Luther would turn over in his grave if he saw the epic douchebaggery that his good intentions started. Like those damnable Calvinists. Unity not Division is what Jesus preached, and yet here we sit on our little ice floats moving father from each other and all of us slowly melting into the sea. Ahh, I love metaphors.

[JennyD]

Re: You

I think Christianity needs a sort of internal affairs. The tendencies of mankind to divide and bastardize religion have led us to where we are. No offense to the true believers in Christ, but I think there needs to be some serious re-working of how things are run. God wishes unity, and yet there is a separate church with separate beliefs for every square foot. It's ridiculous. Martin Luther would turn over in his grave if he saw the epic douchebaggery that his good intentions started. Like those damnable Calvinists. Unity not Division is what Jesus preached, and yet here we sit on our little ice floats moving father from each other and all of us slowly melting into the sea. Ahh, I love metaphors.

Could a Pastor please give Mr. Epic_Dud the new name he has suggested for himself?

Thanks!

[Warped Devin]

Re: You

Tabor's Law, the true definition, is proven time again because atheists lose every argument and they have nowhere to go but start accusing Christians of "joking".

Not all of those people were atheists.

And I don't appreciate my posts getting edited by someone besides myself.

[Nobar King]

Re: You

Martin Luther King Jr. can do pirouettes in his grave until eternity and I won't care.

[.Dante.]

Re: You

Martin Luther King Jr. can do pirouettes in his grave until eternity and I won't care.

Wow, just wow. He didn't mean Martin Luther King Jr. he was talking about Martin Luther a famous 15th Century Christian. Don't you know anything about your own faith?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: You

Wow, just wow. He didn't mean Martin Luther King Jr. he was talking about Martin Luther a famous 15th Century Christian. Don't you know anything about your own faith?

Wow! Just wow! You heathen! Is your conscience pricking you?

Martin Luther was born and brought up Catlick. In later life, he whined incessantly at not getting in on the sale of indulgences and therefore nailed worms to a church door, thus inventing protestants.

Baptists are not protestants. Think of John the ......... (fill in the blank with a well-known religion) Baptist churches are the only legitimate churches and only then if they are fundamentalist and in Freehold, Iowa. Congregations of other denominational varieties are merely religious gatherings, or "societies," with no claim to the title "church."

[.Dante.]

Re: You

And yet, the ignorant poster still didn't know of the existence of this figurehead.

Also, "church" is defined by Miriam Webster as "a body or organization of religious believers". So yes, by that they are well within their right to called themselves a church.

And Martin Luther was a leader of a denomination of Protestantism if not the entire movement.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: You

And yet, the ignorant poster still didn't know of the existence of this figurehead.

Cretin - Luther was no "figurehead" to a Baptist any more than L Ron Hubbard was

Also, "church" is defined by Miriam Webster as "a body or organization of religious believers". So yes, by that they are well within their right to called themselves a church.

They can call themselves "Mushroom Fairies" if they want, but, simply put, they are Baptist or they are not a church. "A gathering of the deluded." would be fair.

What has Miriam Webster, an Australian Gospel Singer got to do with anything? Are you mad?

And Martin Luther was a leader of a denomination of Protestantism if not the entire movement.

Hello! Hello! Anyone there? Bathfire to planet Dante! Bathfire to planet Dante: Baptists are not protestants!