You

[Snufflez]

Yes, you read the title quite right. You are the false religion. In truth, there is really no religion; there is simply God.. and us beings. I know I probably won't change any of you - and I'm not trying to convert you to any religion (or to atheism). I am simply trying to open your eyes to what you support. Please give me respect in your responses as I am trying my hardest to respect you.

Mental Retardation

God's Creatures

Don't Use Your Left!

Everybody Loves Money

Premature Ejaculation

I'm the one who will administer your beating

You Aren't Making it Any More Believable

Then Play Call of Duty 4!

Women Love to

They Lived Here First

Their Priest

No Second Thoughts.


You say you guarantee salvation; however, you are merely Dancing With the Devil.

There seems to be aPoverty of Philosophy.

Look at yourselves and think about it - this thread probably didn't change anybody.. but it was worth a try.

[Snufflez]

Re: You

I'd also like to add that why must you seek so much donations?
This is beginning to sound like a bunch of power hungry, sexist, bigots that are looking for cash.

I wonder if God is punishing your mother for collecting only a few singles for His Work at her prayer meetings.

Tell her that she needs to really work that collection plate . . . shake it vigorously in the upturned faces of those folks when they are filled to bursting with the overpowering Love of the Lord, and get them to whip out their wallets for Jesus again and again! They need to learn how good it feels to give, and give, and give more, until they're completely drained from their heartfelt generosity!

Glory! I feel the urge to make a donation myself! Where's that PayPal button?

Maybe God is simply punishing her for what I have stated above.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: You

Be honest with yourself, friend. You don't have a problem with us. You have a problem with God and His rules.
Why is that? Do you want to indulge in sin without consequence? Are you angry at Him for creating you?
I simply don't understand your rage at the Lord who wants nothing more than to save you from committing yourself to eternal torment.

[Snufflez]

Re: You

Nevermind?

[Warped Devin]

Re: You

Nevermind?

Please explain this guys.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: You

Please explain this guys.

It's the Wiki link about this fine church. What else?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: You

Nevermind?

We don't need to explain ourselves to 14 year old nancyboys.

[Warped Devin]

Re: You

It's the Wiki link about this fine church. What else?

If you check the current revision it says this is a fake site/place.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: You

If you check the current revision it says this is a fake site/place.

You mean the liberal lies that want to equate God's Word with fiction in people's minds? There is a reason Conservapedia exists, friend.

[Bianconeri]

Re: You

You kids need to go back and read The Bible for real!
You are just spewing hate and lies on this wonderful forum!

Amirite?

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: You

You kids need to go back and read The Bible for real!
You are just spewing hate and lies on this wonderful forum!

Amirite?

Do your parents know you're up this late?

[Bianconeri]

Re: You

Do your parents know you're up this late?

No, they are dumb atheist people who can't understand how much love and passion I have for God!
Please, halp mah!!!

[Abraham]

Re: You

You kids need to go back and read The Bible for real!
You are just spewing hate and lies on this wonderful forum!

Amirite?

You mean you want us to read into The Bible. Sorry, but I'm not going to twist God's words in order for you to feel more cushy in your sinful life. Maybe YOU should read more into your parent's divorce and your blame in the matter.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: You

No, they are dumb atheist people who can't understand how much love and passion I have for God!
Please, halp mah!!!

Stop speaking in teen "Net Speak". You are here to lie and liars burn.

[Bianconeri]

Re: You

You mean you want us to read into The Bible. Sorry, but I'm not going to twist God's words in order for you to feel more cushy in your sinful life. Maybe YOU should read more into your parent's divorce and your blame in the matter.

I was talking to the person who started this topic, not the pastors on here!
I want to get rid of my sinful, painful life of sex, drugs and alcohol, but apparently I can't even come here for that.
You all are hating on me already