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  • John Bois Ward
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2009
    • 350

    #31
    Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

    Originally posted by Professor Tyeisha X View Post
    There are no such thing as "Somali Pirates". They are repressed fisherman under the yoke of capitalism and simply defending what little territory they have from racist, American shipping companies.
    Go back to Berkeley, hippie.
    Matthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

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    • Jo Freddie
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      Hateful God mocking pirate
      • Apr 2009
      • 6339

      #32
      Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      Person - Not from Somalia - immigrant via a pirate ship
      Do you really think Somalia is a country people are trying to get IN to?
      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      Plants - Not from Somalia - from a garden center, is a Somalian not to have plants of his choice?
      The ecconomic situation in the country does not support the prescience of garden centers
      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      Building - Not from Somalia - wall of US embassy or similar
      I quote from americanembassyinformation.com
      "Since the U.S. does not have any diplomatic presence in any part of Somalia, including Somaliland and Puntland, the U.S. government cannot provide services to U.S. citizens in Somalia."

      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
      Climate - Not from Somalia - I have touched my screen and found it a little hot and am this convinced all is genuine.
      As for your last statement all I can say is......
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      • John Bois Ward
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        • Mar 2009
        • 350

        #33
        Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

        Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
        There is nothing in that picture that stands up to inspection.
        Person - Not from Somalia
        Plants - Not from Somalia
        Building - Not from Somalia
        Climate - Not from Somalia

        I think "Brother Ward" is the one grasping at straws by trying to pass that poor attempt of a fake off as having anything to do with Somalia.
        I took that photo myself during my trip to the Dark Continent spreading The Word. I assure you, he is definitely one type of pirate.
        Matthew 5:17-18 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil. For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.

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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22867

          #34
          Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

          Originally posted by Jo Feddie View Post
          Do you really think Somalia is a country people are trying to get IN to?
          Pirates? Yes! An expanding job-opportunity market.

          The economic situation in the country does not support the prescience of garden centers
          With all the wealth from retired pirates, you'd be surprised.
          I quote from americanembassyinformation.com
          "Since the U.S. does not have any diplomatic presence in any part of Somalia, including Somaliland and Puntland, the U.S. government cannot provide services to U.S. citizens in Somalia."
          Then it must be my 2nd option - something similar.

          As for your last statement all I can say is......
          Security! Security! This man here is laughing at something I did not find funny in the least. Lock him up in the name of all that is moral and correct!
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          • Jo Freddie
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            Hateful God mocking pirate
            • Apr 2009
            • 6339

            #35
            Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

            Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
            Security! Security! This man here is laughing at something I did not find funny in the least. Lock him up in the name of all that is moral and correct!
            Well really your comment do show a clear lake of understanding of modern technology.
            Are you sure you would not be happier turning all those new fanged gadgets off and getting back in your pony and trap?
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            • Mad Prophet Helmholtz
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              • May 2009
              • 666

              #36
              Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

              He is a Somali Pirate and you know it Jo Feddie. Pastafarianism's nefarious noodles stretch all over the planet and control factions dictated by the high priests of pasta.

              We are aware of your cult's treacherous ways.
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              SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

              Hosea 9:7
              The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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              • Jo Freddie
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                Hateful God mocking pirate
                • Apr 2009
                • 6339

                #37
                Re: Evidence that the people of South America KNEW the truth of o

                Originally posted by Mad Prophet Helmholtz View Post
                He is a Somali Pirate and you know it Jo Feddie. Pastafarianism's nefarious noodles stretch all over the planet and control factions dictated by the high priests of pasta.

                We are aware of your cult's treacherous ways.
                Be thankful for The Great Noodles stretch over the planet, if it were not for the fact that we are all touched by His Noodly Appendage (even those who reject the Truth of the Noodle) you would now be floating in space.

                Mmmm Maybe that is what happened to you, It could explain a lot, for a brief period of time you managed to break free of His Noodly Appendage and as a result you floated off into space until He rescued you.

                RAmen I give thanks to The Great Noodle for saving your life
                Last edited by Jo Freddie; 06-04-2009, 10:53 PM. Reason: spelling
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