[JennyD]

Re: God doesn't exist

Why does this forum claim that the word christian is a trademark? I find that offensive...

Praise the Lord!

We don't. Landover Baptist Church has trademarked "True Christian(tm)" as a standard of quality. This way, when a false Christian church (Catholic, for example, or Southern Baptist) claims its members are "true Christians" even though they do not follow the entire Bible, we can sue them for trademark infringement.

"Christian" is not trademarked.

[The13thDeciple]

Re: God doesn't exist

Yes, it is absolutely terrible – we try and combat and ban as many trolls, atheists, Goths and democrats as possible but sometimes those God-Mockers overwhelm us.

i was actually speaking about one of your top posters

When confronted with the power of the Holy Ghost, joos don't stand a chance.

this statement alone proves his ignorance and nnegates any respect i would have had for him in any future posts.

[JennyD]

Re: God doesn't exist

What's a "deciple"?

[IAmTheSonOfGod]

Re: God doesn't exist

What's a "deciple"?

Oh look, a grammar nazi. Very nice of you to ignore his post.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: God doesn't exist

Oh look, a grammar nazi. Very nice of you to ignore his post.

Nazi requires an uppercase 'N' as it is a proper noun.

Anyhoo - joos happen to have (temporarily) killed Christ and persist in believing that Jesus was not the Son of God. So clearly The Bible has the upper hand.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: God doesn't exist

The Bible has the upper hand.

The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has the upper hand as it has graphs.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: God doesn't exist

The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has the upper hand as it has graphs.

How can that creature have "the upper hand" when all its appendages dangle down?

Graphs should only be used with the consent of a Pastor: “The good Christian should beware of mathematicians and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and confine man in the bonds of Hell.” Augustine

[Jo Freddie]

Re: God doesn't exist

Graphs should only be used with the consent of a Pastor

That's OK then as I am A Pasta Pastor

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: God doesn't exist

That's OK then as I am A Pasta Pastor

Ho, ho! Very droll, but it reminds me of when I was eating Yakisoba with Pastor Zeke. We were discussing the late Pastor Pasteur, Pastor Zeke remarked, a propos of nothing in particular, “A little lifeless…” to which I replied, “The pasta, Pastor or the past Pastor Pasteur?” – Now that’s funny.