[Jo Freddie]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

I don't See anything Boring about Gods Word you Boring not Funny Troll

Hardly a riveting read is it.....

"1": These are the sons of Israel; Reuben, Simeon, Levi, and Judah, Issachar, and Zebulun,

"2": Dan, Joseph, and Benjamin, Naphtali, Gad, and Asher.

"3": The sons of Judah; Er, and Onan, and Shelah: which three were born unto him of the daughter of Shua the Canaanitess. And Er, the firstborn of Judah, was evil in the sight of the LORD; and he slew him.

"4": And Tamar his daughter in law bare him Pharez and Zerah. All the sons of Judah were five.

"5": The sons of Pharez; Hezron, and Hamul.

"6": And the sons of Zerah; Zimri, and Ethan, and Heman, and Calcol, and Dara: five of them in all.

"7": And the sons of Carmi; Achar, the troubler of Israel, who transgressed in the thing accursed.

"8": And the sons of Ethan; Azariah.

"9": The sons also of Hezron, that were born unto him; Jerahmeel, and Ram, and Chelubai.

"10": And Ram begat Amminadab; and Amminadab begat Nahshon, prince of the children of Judah;

"11": And Nahshon begat Salma, and Salma begat Boaz,

"12": And Boaz begat Obed, and Obed begat Jesse,

"13": And Jesse begat his firstborn Mickey Mouse, and Minny Mouse the second, and Pluto the third,

"14": Tom the fourth, Jerry the fifth,

"15": Scooby the sixth, Scrappy the seventh:

"16": Whose sisters were Daphne, and Velma . And the sons of Top Cat; Benny the Ball, and Choo-Choo, and Brain, three.

"17": And Fancy-Fancy bare Spook: and the father of Officer Dibble was Fred the Flintstone.

"18": And Caleb the son of Hezron begat children of Azubah his wife, and of Jerioth: her sons are these; Jesher, and Shobab, and Ardon.

"19": And when Azubah was dead, Caleb took unto him Ephrath, which bare him Hur.

[Miss April]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

OK I have given this challenge before and I now give it again, If Jesus existed, and did the things claimed in your fairy tale, how come no one noticed at the time and wrote about it? Even that section of your book of fairy tales was not written at the time

Well you Stupid fool Because People Back then Diden't need Two write about it The Bible is not Fairy tales But your fake noddle God Is One day Your time will be over

[Miss April]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

Hardly a riveting read is it.....

"1": These are the sons of Israel; Reuben, Simeon, Levi, and Judah, Issachar, and Zebulun,

"2": Dan, Joseph, and Benjamin, Naphtali, Gad, and Asher.

"3": The sons of Judah; Er, and Onan, and Shelah: which three were born unto him of the daughter of Shua the Canaanitess. And Er, the firstborn of Judah, was evil in the sight of the LORD; and he slew him.

"4": And Tamar his daughter in law bare him Pharez and Zerah. All the sons of Judah were five.

"5": The sons of Pharez; Hezron, and Hamul.

"6": And the sons of Zerah; Zimri, and Ethan, and Heman, and Calcol, and Dara: five of them in all.

"7": And the sons of Carmi; Achar, the troubler of Israel, who transgressed in the thing accursed.

"8": And the sons of Ethan; Azariah.

"9": The sons also of Hezron, that were born unto him; Jerahmeel, and Ram, and Chelubai.

"10": And Ram begat Amminadab; and Amminadab begat Nahshon, prince of the children of Judah;

"11": And Nahshon begat Salma, and Salma begat Boaz,

"12": And Boaz begat Obed, and Obed begat Jesse,

"13": And Jesse begat his firstborn Mickey Mouse, and Minny Mouse the second, and Pluto the third,

"14": Tom the fourth, Jerry the fifth,

"15": Scooby the sixth, Scrappy the seventh:

"16": Whose sisters were Daphne, and Velma . And the sons of Top Cat; Benny the Ball, and Choo-Choo, and Brain, three.

"17": And Fancy-Fancy bare Spook: and the father of Officer Dibble was Fred the Flintstone.

"18": And Caleb the son of Hezron begat children of Azubah his wife, and of Jerioth: her sons are these; Jesher, and Shobab, and Ardon.

"19": And when Azubah was dead, Caleb took unto him Ephrath, which bare him Hur.

Your Not funny So quit trying Two be Evil Troll Now go read the bible

[Jo Freddie]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

Your Not funny So quit trying Two be Evil Troll Now go read the bible

I have actually read the Bilbe, and I have studied History, the two do not match, unlike History and the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster which match up VERY well

[Miss April]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

I have actually read the Bilbe, and I have studied History, the two do not match, unlike History and the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster which match up VERY well

Sure I really believe That God Mocking lier Because If you really had ever read the Bible Which you have not Two busy smoking crack I Guess you whould have saw that The Bible and History match up perfect Together

[MissEnema]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

I have actually read the Bilbe, and I have studied History, the two do not match, unlike History and the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster which match up VERY well

Yes, I have to agree with Jo Feddie on this one (and I did read the bible as well, twice at least)

I Guess you whould have saw that The Bible and History match up perfect Together

Oh, so your history books are also made up on fairy tales? That explains a lot!

[Miss April]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

I have actually read the Bilbe, and I have studied History, the two do not match, unlike History and the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster which match up VERY well

I don't Care about your Stupid Made up Spaghetti Moster God That does Not match up with History at all

[Jo Freddie]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

Sure I really believe That God Mocking lier Because If you really had ever read the Bible Which you have not Two busy smoking crack I Guess you whould have saw that The Bible and History match up perfect Together

History does not record the existence of Jesus. a major flaw in your fairy tale.
History on the other hand does record the reduction in the number of Pirates with the related increase in global warming.

[Miss April]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

Yes, I have to agree with Jo Feddie on this one (and I did read the bible as well, twice at least)


Oh, so your history books are also made up on fairy tales? That explains a lot!

Sure you did Girl That needs Saving Before Its Two late Have you Giving any Thought Two letting Rev. Jim Osborne or James Help you at all? Cause you really need It Girl No History Books are not Made up as Fairy Tales but Only Truth

[Miss April]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

I'm Done with you Jo Feddie This is Going No where Your Two Stupid Two Get anything

[MissEnema]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

Have you Giving any Thought Two letting Rev. Jim Osborne or James Help you at all? Cause you really need It Girl

If Jim and James are up for a threesome, I might consider it

No History Books are not Made up as Fairy Tales but Only Truth

our history books are only truth, but I have a doubt about yours.

[Miss April]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

If Jim and James are up for a threesome, I might consider it


our history books are only truth, but I have a doubt about yours.

Your Just Sick Girl You need Help Can't you see that?
Right and What Doubt do you have about mine Fool?

[MissEnema]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

Right and What Doubt do you have about mine Fool?

Well, you say that your history books corresponds with what is said in the bible. The bible is a collection of fairy tales, hence, your history books are fairy tales as well.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

I'm Done with you Jo Feddie This is Going No where Your Two Stupid Two Get anything

I will notch that up as a win for FSM as you have clearly been unable to construct a valid argument.

Oh Penne which art in Stripper Factory and Beer Volcano Heaven,
meaty be thy balls.
Thy midgit come,
thy sauce be yum.
Thy will be done in marinara as it is in alfredo.
Give us this day our daily garlic bread.
And forgive us pirates our trespasses,
as we forgive them pirates that trespass against us.
And lead us into temptation,
and deliver us some pizza.

RAmen.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: A Condensed History of the World

Hardly a riveting read is it.....

[...]

"13": And Jesse begat his firstborn Mickey Mouse, and Minny Mouse the second, and Pluto the third,

"14": Tom the fourth, Jerry the fifth,

"15": Scooby the sixth, Scrappy the seventh:

"16": Whose sisters were Daphne, and Velma . And the sons of Top Cat; Benny the Ball, and Choo-Choo, and Brain, three.

"17": And Fancy-Fancy bare Spook: and the father of Officer Dibble was Fred the Flintstone.

[...]

Don't think that Jesus didn't see that, God-Mocker!