[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

I know this Probably the wrong thread but I would like to find out if Loe Satriani's music is satanic.
And I would like an answer that is not intended as an insult, and one more thing sorry if this is in the wrong thread.

Is there any doubt of a diabolical connection? Can you explain how else can man who doesn't profess a love for Christ achieve such impressive work with a guitar? Their can be only one source for Satrani's musical prowess; Lucifer himself. It is the there in Satrani’s name, a clear anagram for Satan, it is there in the titles of Satrani’s songs like “Surfing with the Alien”, a clear come on to Mexicans to cross the boarder. Satrani’s wild uninhibited style is just an attempt to audioly seduce men into applying the same caviler disregard for the rules in their lives. Depravity can be the only end result.

When Satriani plucks his guitar, he is plucking the very tallywacker of the devil himself.

[juggalo]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

I know this Probably the wrong thread but I would like to find out if Loe Satriani's music is satanic.
And I would like an answer that is not intended as an insult, and one more thing sorry if this is in the wrong thread.

[Lord Lucifer]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

I dont, why should I? He has done a lot for the world!

And i dont play any flute what so ever . Btw, you all know lucifer was a archangel before he fell, and he altered his name after that. Therefor 'lucifer' doenst equal 'satan' anymore.

And im 13 years old you think? Man, is it that hard to look at someone's profile?

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

Back to the toppic, christian music.

For those among us that are gifted with instruments it might be a good idea to post some samples online, so that more people can get in touch with it.

We have no interest whatsoever in your "skin flute" skills, Lucy!

Tell me, why do you hate Jesus?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

Im not a 'true christian' yet, but i ám a christian. And I also play guitar, so I'd say that's my fied of expertise.

You're an xtian huh? (And no, I'm not xtian, not by a long shot)

What is your username meant to be, ironic? How old are you anyway, 13?

[Lord Lucifer]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

Im not a 'true christian' yet, but i ám a christian. And I also play guitar, so I'd say that's my fied of expertise.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

Back to the toppic, christian music.

For those among us that are gifted with instruments it might be a good idea to post some samples online, so that more people can get in touch with it.

Friend, you are no Christian. Therefore, by definition, how could you possibly play Christian music?

[vAmPiRiAgOtHiKa (On Moderation)]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

No, unlike your Elmo boyfriend, we're not obsessed with getting into your butt.

Please keep your perverted fantasies about us Godly Christians to yourself!

haha fantasies with you? eew! The bible should say:Thou shalt not say grothesque things! puagh! Oh! and plz learn to spell Emo, It's a litlle un-english to write the way you did. Thanks.

[Lord Lucifer]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

Back to the toppic, christian music.

For those among us that are gifted with instruments it might be a good idea to post some samples online, so that more people can get in touch with it.

[lilith]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

Oh! You GO gurl! And the watermelons does not fall far from the vine, because that be true about her momma too! That's right, Lilith! I said YO MOMMA! Whatchoo gonna do about it? You ain't got nothin' on me! I's crunk for Jesus, foo'! PRAAAAISE! J.C. in da house!

Hey! I'm getting good at deciphering this stuff - I understood three whole words that time!

[Sista Lateefah]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

I swear Lilth, you are such a nappy headed, wanted hussey ho!

Oh! You GO gurl! And the watermelons does not fall far from the vine, because that be true about her momma too! That's right, Lilith! I said YO MOMMA! Whatchoo gonna do about it? You ain't got nothin' on me! I's crunk for Jesus, foo'! PRAAAAISE! J.C. in da house!

[lilith]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

Why, LILITH HORTENSIA MC UNGODLY!

What I noticed was a handsome GODLY Solider in Christ whose very heart and compassion makes me twitterpated for the LORD.

I swear Lilth, you are such a nappy headed, wanted hussey ho! Let's keep our hearts and minds aligned with CHRIST and not Warrior's outstandling, perfectly shaped chest, arms and buttocks. It is the passion that glows from within him for JESUS and his pride in GOD's favorite Country that I so adore.

Lve, Sister Thumper

Ah,so you DID notice then.
I thought as much.



" Evil Woman Lilith! Your attempts to seduce me will fail!"


Surely a great relief to us both.

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

One of the things I look forward to asking Jesus on Judgement Day is if Lilith has ever had a pure intention regarding anything. It seems unlikely.

This I do not doubt Brother. It seems as though Satan has been guiding her hand and black heart for quite some time now.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

Now I know her intentions behind that comment were impure.... Evil Woman Lilith! Your attempts to seduce me will fail!

God Bless,

Warrior in Christ

One of the things I look forward to asking Jesus on Judgement Day is if Lilith has ever had a pure intention regarding anything. It seems unlikely.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

Oh my, how could I...?

Yes, dear sweet Brother, I left out those legs.

Trust me, they did NOT go unnoticed in the eyes of the LORD.

Please excuse me. It's time for my 5 lap swim.......

:Lve, Sister Thumper