[Lord Lucifer]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

So you aren't a satanist?
You just name yourself after lucifer, and honor him by calling him Lord, instead of honoring God?
Right.

As i have already said: I didnt name myself after satan. Lucifer was the arch angel, who abandoned his name of "light barer" and became satan. If you think this is wrong i appologise, i didnt mean to name myself after satan.

And honouring someone by calling him lord is different from calling someone THE lord. Which I will never do accept meaning HIM.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

Ok, you know, you'r good at making stuff up out of nowhere.

And I made just WHAT up?

And the stuff about satanists, how should í know what they want? I mean, Im deffinately not one of them, and I'll never be. And as long as they stay away from me I wont bother. They'll know what they've done when life ends. They'll be judged.

So you aren't a satanist?
You just name yourself after lucifer, and honor him by calling him Lord, instead of honoring God?
Right.

[Lord Lucifer]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

I sure will, thank you!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

Wow , and she lecures mé? At least im a christian.

She is a liberal; in other words, like a Bolshevik, but more racist and hypocritical. She claims to think that Christianity is wrong and immoral, and that missionaries should toss the Bible on the fire and dedicate their lives to handing out free condoms to savage African heathens in order to persuade them to fornicate even more wildly than they do already. If you ever hope to become a Christian, you'll do well to steer clear of that type.

[Lord Lucifer]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

Nothing i guess, but i dont really know him. What kind of music does he make?

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

Oh, when do we get back to the music-part of the toppic?

How about now Harlot.

What wouldn't be happy about this face and his sweet music made just for our LORD!

GLORY!

Lve, Sister Thumper

[Lord Lucifer]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

You see, unlike yours, the filthy pagan whore's username is perfectly suitable. She is as Godless as a Finn, she is filled with demons from Hell, and she has often been known to burst into impromptu songs about the joys of abortion salad. So both interpretations of the barbarous she-witch's name are appropriate.

Wow , and she lecures mé? At least im a christian. With a name that, in your eyes, is wrong and bad (though i didnt mean it to be).

Oh, when do we get back to the music-part of the toppic?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

And about changing my username, you might think about that yourself. "van helsing" meaning either 'from helsinki', which the guy didnt come from, or 'from hell singing'. At least Í thought about my name before i choose it.

You see, unlike yours, the filthy pagan whore's username is perfectly suitable. She is as Godless as a Finn, she is filled with demons from Hell, and she has often been known to burst into impromptu songs about the joys of abortion salad. So both interpretations of the barbarous she-witch's name are appropriate.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

Originally Posted by Lard Lucy

is that what folk catch when they visits india? there be no shames in the runny poops, Mr.Lard as long as it not verbal dyslectery

that your red raw butts ---> <--- that your momma

There we go! Petal, you came up with the perfect name for this character!

At the risk of derailing this thread, nice to see you, how are you? That Crazy Cat Lady was asking about you.

[Petal]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

That my spelling isnt perfect is because im not american, and also dyslectic.

is that what folk catch when they visits india? there be no shames in the runny poops, Mr.Lard as long as it not verbal dyslectery

that your red raw butts ---> <--- that your momma

[Lord Lucifer]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

I doubt you are 17. When I was 9 years old I spelled better than you do, and that was close to two decades ago. If you really are 17 and this is how you spell, then I think it's sad how either the school system or kids brains have devolved.
(Unless you've only recently learned english....in which case, your lacklustre spelling is understandable)

You should change your username.
Silly boy trying to appear 'cool'.

That my spelling isnt perfect is because im not american, and also dyslectic.

And about changing my username, you might think about that yourself. "van helsing" meaning either 'from helsinki', which the guy didnt come from, or 'from hell singing'. At least Í thought about my name before i choose it.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

And i dont play any flute what so ever . Btw, you all know lucifer was a archangel before he fell, and he altered his name after that. Therefor 'lucifer' doenst equal 'satan' anymore.

No, I know that those are silly xtian beliefs. And xtian beliefs have jacked many things/names/etc from older sources.

And im 13 years old you think? Man, is it that hard to look at someone's profile?

I doubt you are 17. When I was 9 years old I spelled better than you do, and that was close to two decades ago. If you really are 17 and this is how you spell, then I think it's sad how either the school system or kids brains have devolved.
(Unless you've only recently learned english....in which case, your lacklustre spelling is understandable)

You should change your username.
Silly boy trying to appear 'cool'.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

So you read the bible i understand, an none of the other parts? The bible is a collection of tales and storys, written by several appostles. However, not everything they have written is included in the bible. And some of these parts are of as much importance as the bible itself.

Dont be blind for the word of god that isnt included in the bible. Not everything fits in óne book. Especially a 'true' christian should know this!

Wow, you're a complete moron, aren't you?

The Bible has 66 books, as dictated by God.

Only Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, and the Acts were written by apostles. The vast majority were written BEFORE JESUS WAS BORN. Most of the New Testament was written by Paul, formerly Saul of Tarsus, who was converted after Jesus' resurrection and ascension.

Meanwhile, God directly stated that the Bible is complete, and we are not to add to or remove from it, under penalty of Hellfire. Did you perhaps miss that part?

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

So you read the bible i understand, an none of the other parts? The bible is a collection of tales and storys, written by several appostles. However, not everything they have written is included in the bible. And some of these parts are of as much importance as the bible itself.

Dont be blind for the word of god that isnt included in the bible. Not everything fits in óne book. Especially a 'true' christian should know this!

This is by far the most ignorant thing I've ever read in my entire life. Let me explain it to you heathen:

2 Timothy 3:16
16All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

God gave us the Bible as HIS word to teach, nothing else.

Actually, blasting your tool might bring you closer to Christ, especially if you're battling with unnatural urges, or if you do it for the sake of the Kingdom of Heaven:
Matthew 18:8 Wherefore if thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire.
9 And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life with one eye, rather than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire.

Matthew 19:12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

Thank you Brother, I see EXACTLY what you're talking about here.

lard lucy, this may mean you need to rid yourself of your hands after typing out these multiple offenses towards God

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

So you read the bible i understand, an none of the other parts? The bible is a collection of tales and storys, written by several appostles. However, not everything they have written is included in the bible. And some of these parts are of as much importance as the bible itself.

Dont be blind for the word of god that isnt included in the bible. Not everything fits in óne book. Especially a 'true' christian should know this!

That has to be one of the most retarded descriptions I have ever read of The Bible. Trying at lest glancing threw one before gassing on about Lord Lucy. Claiming to be the banner bear of reason when you are so blatantly ignorant is weak.