[Warrior in Christ]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

Why, LILITH HORTENSIA MC UNGODLY!

What I noticed was a handsome GODLY Solider in Christ whose very heart and compassion makes me twitterpated for the LORD.

I swear Lilth, you are such a nappy headed, wanted hussey ho! Let's keep our hearts and minds aligned with CHRIST and not Warrior's outstandling, perfectly shaped chest, arms and buttocks. It is the passion that glows from within him for JESUS and his pride in GOD's favorite Country that I so adore.

Lve, Sister Thumper

Sister Thumper! I did not know what she was referencing at first! I thought she might be referring to size of my legs and how much hard work I put into making them perfect! Now I know her intentions behind that comment were impure.... Evil Woman Lilith! Your attempts to seduce me will fail!

God Bless,

Warrior in Christ

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

Never mind the tshirt Sister Thumper - did you happen to notice the rather amply filled jeans?

Why, LILITH HORTENSIA MC UNGODLY!

What I noticed was a handsome GODLY Solider in Christ whose very heart and compassion makes me twitterpated for the LORD.

I swear Lilth, you are such a nappy headed, wanted hussey ho! Let's keep our hearts and minds aligned with CHRIST and not Warrior's outstandling, perfectly shaped chest, arms and buttocks. It is the passion that glows from within him for JESUS and his pride in GOD's favorite Country that I so adore.

Lve, Sister Thumper

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

Never mind the tshirt Sister Thumper - did you happen to notice the rather amply filled jeans?

God has blessed me, this much I know.

[lilith]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

~~~Swoon~~~~

Bless your precious heart Sir.

Lve, Sister Thumper

Never mind the tshirt Sister Thumper - did you happen to notice the rather amply filled jeans?

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

these guys dont like anything.They want christian boring music.Me, i listen to underoath, a very respectable christian band. And now here we go with the "buts":

Disgusting, absolutely disgusting... WHY DO YOU EVEN POST ON THESE FORUMS? I'm pretty sure the site itself says, "Unsaved Unwelcome." Why do you continue to assault us with your lack of grammar and spelling skills and satanic lezbean chicanery? If you're not interested in being Saved, then WHY are you here?

God Bless,

Warrior in Christ

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

these guys dont like anything.They want christian boring music.Me, i listen to underoath, a very respectable christian band. And now here we go with the "buts":

No, unlike your Elmo boyfriend, we're not obsessed with getting into your butt.

Please keep your perverted fantasies about us Godly Christians to yourself!

[vAmPiRiAgOtHiKa (On Moderation)]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

these guys dont like anything.They want christian boring music.Me, i listen to underoath, a very respectable christian band. And now here we go with the "buts":

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

1 Corinthians 11:14 Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?
If those musicians are real Christians, then I'm an atheist lieberal feminazi. No True Christian man would allow himself to look like an effeminate hippy. Don't even get me started on all those sinful depictions of Jesus with long hair!

Just looking at those freaks feels like my eyesockets are being sodomised. Notice the rips in the middle one's jeans? It appears he's been spending a lot of time on his knees, and I doubt he was praying...

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

~~~Swoon~~~~

Bless your precious heart Sir.

Lve, Sister Thumper

I'm only doing my part to keep America clean. I can't stand all of this filth trying to infiltrate our beloved nation, God's nation!

God Bless,

Warrior in Christ

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

Wow. You actually said something I agree With.

These Christian groups all look like geriatric losers. Here's a real, powerful Christian group:


This band rules, regardless of their spiritual leanings. Far better than some old men who enjoy playing their "organs" while imagining being used by Jesus.

1 Corinthians 11:14 Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him?
If those musicians are real Christians, then I'm an atheist lieberal feminazi. No True Christian man would allow himself to look like an effeminate hippy. Don't even get me started on all those sinful depictions of Jesus with long hair!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

What is this perversion of the cross this young hippo-looking homer is displaying on his shirt? Not in my America!

~~~Swoon~~~~

Bless your precious heart Sir.

Lve, Sister Thumper

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

Wow. You actually said something I agree With.

These Christian groups all look like geriatric losers. Here's a real, powerful Christian group:


This band rules, regardless of their spiritual leanings. Far better than some old men who enjoy playing their "organs" while imagining being used by Jesus.

What is this perversion of the cross this young hippo-looking homer is displaying on his shirt? Not in my America!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

In another Thread I was conversing with someone who enjoys something called Christian Music.
I apologise for reproducing the picture but It's important to my point:

Alas, Bwack Lizard was sucked (apparently irretrievably) into the black hole of sorcery, just as he was starting to turn his heart and mind to Jesus. Truly, Bwack Lizard only wanted to "touch Him"!

DAMN YOU, HARRY POTTER!

[H.P. Crowley]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

If you woke up one day from a drink and drug binge and discovered you were married to Courtney Love, what would you do?

Personally, I'd head straight to my prayer closet, but Mr. Cobain apparently didn't have Jesus. So he decided Hell would be better.

Wow. You actually said something I agree With.

These Christian groups all look like geriatric losers. Here's a real, powerful Christian group:


This band rules, regardless of their spiritual leanings. Far better than some old men who enjoy playing their "organs" while imagining being used by Jesus.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

Kids actually listen to Hole. Kurt Cobain killed himself.

If you woke up one day from a drink and drug binge and discovered you were married to Courtney Love, what would you do?

Personally, I'd head straight to my prayer closet, but Mr. Cobain apparently didn't have Jesus. So he decided Hell would be better.