[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

AMEN Brother!

At 17 he is old enough to sneak his Dad's credit card out of his wallet and tithe a generous amount.

Brother Lucy if you need help processing your Dad's (or Mom's) credit card, just let one of us know.


GLORY!

With Lve, Sister Thumper

[Lord Lucifer]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

Hmm, thank you for showing me that you are corrupted by who you call "satan". You cant 'buy' god, or jesus, for that matter.

I'm a christian, and for as far as I know I'm living a good life. However, there is one thing that always pisses me off. That is that you christian-cults always are asking for money! You try to be true christians dont you? Then you might as well act as them!

Satan is the only one that truly cares about earthly goods, you know that verry well and still you try? Íf i go to hell, wich I doubt, and rachael lives a good life in her own way so she may be saved too, at least I can rub it in on you there!

Btw, didnt you just advice me to steal from my parents? Well, god doesnt want stolen goods, only you do.

[Warrior in Christ]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

Well, at least Í am staying rational. The only thing you have been doing so far is insulting me, wow, how brave of you!

And about being prepared, if you aren't studying or haven't done anything like that its logical life is hard on you. You can tell me a lot, but don't lecture me about something you have got trouble with, while the whole world thinks it isn't that hard.

Besides, you think my english is bad? Maybe it is, but considering I'm dutch, still on high school, dyslectic and also writing this in my spare time while not really watching my spelling I'd say it isn't that awefull. Allthoug I'm sure you disagree.

Who cares if you live/were born in the netherlands you filthy eurohomer?! In fact, who cares if you OR the witch think they are prepared for the real world(which, by the way, she hasn't found yet either)? You both won't be prepared until you start accepting Christ, getting these foul, inane thoughts out of your head, and tithing at least 10% of your paycheck to the Landover Baptist Church. To truly be saved is to know the True word of God and True nature of the world. Yet, you both claim to know this. Rachael, who eats children and meditates in front of rocks, hoping that they will help her win the lottery, and you lord lucy, one who dares mock the True LORD, Jesus, by donning the name of the devil, you will be in for a shock when you are cast down into the lake of fire and repeatedly violated by satan and his minions for the rest of eternity(that's forever, just in case you didn't know).

Speaking of tithing, I noticed that you are 17 and most likely since you are a satanist all you care is about yourself, so you probably mooch off of your parents and steal their food. Stealing is NOT condoned, but tithing in the name of the LORD is. So if you're truly interested in being saved why don't you pick up mommy or daddy's credit card and call the Landover Baptist Church, the number is on our main site:www.landoverbaptist.org and then one of our representatives can give you step-by-step directions on how YOU, yes, even you lucy, how you can get saved! It's only a few steps and numbers away.

Think about it, or start planning on burning.

[Lord Lucifer]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

Well, at least Í am staying rational. The only thing you have been doing so far is insulting me, wow, how brave of you!

And about being prepared, if you aren't studying or haven't done anything like that its logical life is hard on you. You can tell me a lot, but don't lecture me about something you have got trouble with, while the whole world thinks it isn't that hard.

Besides, you think my english is bad? Maybe it is, but considering I'm dutch, still on high school, dyslectic and also writing this in my spare time while not really watching my spelling I'd say it isn't that awefull. Allthoug I'm sure you disagree.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

There's a distinct difference between the theory you're taught and the way things are. I suppose you know how life is in third world countries because "you've learned about it"?
Or as Rachael said, you know how it is to make a living and pay your own bills because "you learn about it in school"? Good luck applying your theories

Exactly what I was saying.

And it's not hard if mommy funds you either old

If you want to be a doctor by the way, work on your spelling. "I wented to skool to becume a docterman" isn't going to get you far.

Well, what do you know. I agree with everything Bro John has said for once!
Funny thing is, Lucy claims to be 17, Bro John, you mentioned you're a similar age?
Yet you seem to have smarts in your head as opposed to empty-headed little Lucy who seems to live in his bright little bubble of pipedreams.
Smart lad. (Bro John, not Lucy)

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

I'm here because I'm making a summary about animals...!

Um, what?

And how do you know im unsaved? Has God told you "this girl shalt not be saved? No? Oh so sorry, but please make me know when God himself tells you personally.

He wrote us a nice big book all about what Saved people do and what unsaved people do. You do the things that unsaved people do, and don't do the things that Saved people do. Is that simple enough for you to understand?

Oh, and btw
Until then,
Vampiria, your godess.
P.D.lease stop torturing yourselves, Stop being jealous that I'm english and you're not. Praise England!!!

P.D.? Can you honestly not spell PS right? Friend, I have lived in this country all my life (btw, that flag is the British one, not St. George's Cross), and as a consequence, I can speak English. The fact that you haven't been deported yet doesn't make you English.

Ok, now you're being deliberately difficult. How does that have any relevance to what I said about violence being not good??

You said that the Bible was bad because repressive secularists slandered it as being violent. Why do you accept the point of view of one repressive secular regime, but not another?

No, I'm merely stating that he's talking to me about 'how the world works'. As someone who hasn't been out of school, hasn't experienced the real world, he is hardly qualified to try and lecture someone who has.
Just like you would hardly be qualified to lecture a woman on childbirth.

Friend, I know for a fact that I will never have to experience the agonising pain of passing a massive object through my most private regions. You cannot say the same. It looks like one of us is doing something right, but it's not you.

But you are going to be eaten alive, little man.

And when Rachael Van Babymunching promises a "little man" he's going to be eaten, you know she means what she says.

[Brother John]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

And im going to do that away from "mommy", without fear, and well prepaired. Life isnt hard if you live it right.

And it's not hard if mommy funds you either

If you want to be a doctor by the way, work on your spelling. "I wented to skool to becume a docterman" isn't going to get you far.

[Brother John]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

If you are a doctor, you áre alowed to lecture a woman on childbirth.
And you think I havent seen the world yet because im still on highschool? What do you think they teach us there?

There's a distinct difference between the theory you're taught and the way things are. I suppose you know how life is in third world countries because "you've learned about it"?
Or as Rachael said, you know how it is to make a living and pay your own bills because "you learn about it in school"? Good luck applying your theories

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

After I finish school im going to studdy, probably something like medicine. And im going to do that away from "mommy", without fear, and well prepaired. Life isnt hard if you live it right.

I can understand it was a shock to you though

Bwahaha.
Whatever, little boy. Like I said, you don't know me and you don't know the world. You know nothing about living on your own and paying bills. I doubt you're bright enough to get into medicine, but if you did, do you think the bills for college would pay themselves?
Let's just wait and see, but that arrogant 'tude of yours will only get you so far. You are going to be eaten alive, and I wish I could be there to say 'I told you so'.

And FYI, life in the real world is not hard once one gets used to it. But you are going to be eaten alive, little man.

Just to let you know, I'm not going to bother replying to you anymore, I've tried being patient, I've tried being nice, you are, it would seem, a lost cause.
I'll let the people of LBC deal with you.

[Lord Lucifer]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

After I finish school im going to studdy, probably something like medicine. And im going to do that away from "mommy", without fear, and well prepaired. Life isnt hard if you live it right.

I can understand it was a shock to you though

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

If you are a doctor, you áre alowed to lecture a woman on childbirth.

Perhaps on some things, but a male doctor could not tell a woman from experience what childbirth feels like. They can only relate such information second-hand.

And you think I havent seen the world yet because im still on highschool? What do you think they teach us there?

They can teach you all they want. You're still in your safe, sheltered little world with mommy and daddy paying the bills, and you aren't yet working or having to find your own transport.

I've been in school, remember, close to ten years ago, and yet it did not prepare me whatsoever for the real world. It was a rude shock for me to suddenly have to cope with food and bills and a job and transport.

If you honestly think you're prepared now, you're in for a big shock, boyo.

[Lord Lucifer]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

If you are a doctor, you áre alowed to lecture a woman on childbirth.
And you think I havent seen the world yet because im still on highschool? What do you think they teach us there?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

Ok you, time for my verbose reply!

Typically inconsistent liberal puddingheadism. You aren't saying that everyone who believes differently to you deserves eternal torture, just some people whose ideas are different to yours. Is that your idea of "tolerance"?

Ok, did you not read that other reply of mine?
I said, people who think that everyone else besides them deserves eternal torture might deserve bad things to happen to them (maybe just like a karmic kick in the butt to teach them a lesson), but not eternal torture. They certainly would not deserve to be in 'paradise' though.
Yeesh, BT.
Get it right.

1) If God orders it, it cannot be gratuitous.
2) Who are you to judge between one repressive regime banning the practices of one religion, and another repressive regime banning the practices of another religion? I just don't see where you get the distinction from.

Ok, now you're being deliberately difficult. How does that have any relevance to what I said about violence being not good??

Great! Once again, it's off to the death camps for people who don't agree with you.

I never said that. I don't care if people do or don't disagree with me. I do care, though, when people would try and force their views on everyone who disagrees with THEM, thinking that such people are pond scum.
I just think such people could stand to use a little compassion and understanding and lose the freakin superiority complex already.

Right, so you think his opinions are inherently less valid than yours, because of who he is?

No, I'm merely stating that he's talking to me about 'how the world works'. As someone who hasn't been out of school, hasn't experienced the real world, he is hardly qualified to try and lecture someone who has.
Just like you would hardly be qualified to lecture a woman on childbirth.

[vAmPiRiAgOtHiKa (On Moderation)]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

Disgusting, absolutely disgusting... WHY DO YOU EVEN POST ON THESE FORUMS? I'm pretty sure the site itself says, "Unsaved Unwelcome." Why do you continue to assault us with your lack of grammar and spelling skills and satanic lezbean chicanery? If you're not interested in being Saved, then WHY are you here?

God Bless,

Warrior in Christ

I'm here because I'm making a summary about animals...!...And how do you know im unsaved? Has God told you "this girl shalt not be saved? No? Oh so sorry, but please make me know when God himself tells you personally.Oh, and btw
Until then,
Vampiria, your godess.
P.D.lease stop torturing yourselves, Stop being jealous that I'm english and you're not. Praise England!!!

[Lord Lucifer]

Re: Christian music. Why so happy?

Who do you think, has caused that migrene?