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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    True Christian™ Televangelist
    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 8622

    #31
    Re: Mormonism

    Vlad, I'd say you may have come here to troll as well...

    I know you're trying to impersonate an accent, but you don't have to use "v" on every consonant. Maybe on W's and F's, but on C's???? Come on. If you don't have anything to say about Jesus on this forum, maybe you best look at another site, yea?

    Are ve right on this?

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    • Vlad III
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jul 2009
      • 6

      #32
      Re: Mormonism

      Okay Rev, thank you vor telling me before it got out of hand.

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      • I <3 My Nsx
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jul 2009
        • 17

        #33
        Re: Mormonism

        Yeah seriously it was getting kind of annoying!

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #34
          Re: Mormonism

          If you had bothered to look at this forum at all before making your posts, you'd know that:

          Mormons are not Christians: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=15826

          It is impossible to be gay and Christian:


          Christians want to make homosexuality punishable by death, per God's Law:


          We are not racists:


          and

          Any Negro can be Saved(c), if he wishes to give up the Negro lifestyle choice:
          Relax, Kick your shoes off. Praise Jesus!!! (Blacks and Homosexuals strictly prohibited!)


          Really, it took me less than 3 minutes to find all that for you using the Search function.

          I'm starting to wonder if the NSX isn't just for pedophiles, but also for retardeds.
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • I <3 My Nsx
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jul 2009
            • 17

            #35
            Re: Mormonism

            or i could sit on my ass and have you guys find it for me. which it worked good job!

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            • eric84
              Unsaved trash
              • Jul 2009
              • 12

              #36
              Re: Mormonism

              Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
              I seriously doubt you are here to have a genuine religious discussion with that screen name. To answer your questions, for starters, the Book of Mormon was a hoax perpetrated by Joseph Smith so he could have a harem of women. It's also completely contrary to what the Bible commands of us....
              Pretty interesting comment there. Did you know(I'm sure you do, but lets say you just "forgot" for the time being), that Deuteronomy was written long before any of the old testament. According to your logic we should throw that out, which obviously would be absurd. Also the Bible was not compiled into what it is today until a few centuries after Jesus. It's obvious that this scripture is talking about God's word, which is his teachings, not specifically a book(since the book wasn't around back then). It's also obvious at the end of Revelations that it's speaking of only that book(The book of Revelations) and not the Bible. When the Bible was compiled by MEN, they easily could of added or taken away a few books that they shouldn't, so the Bible is not FOOL proof, it's just the closest thing we have.

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29453

                #37
                Re: Mormonism

                Originally posted by I <3 My Nsx View Post
                it would be easier to "lurk" around here if i understood half the stuff and language thats on this site.
                ' Well now, I bet you wish you had paid attentionin school, don't you.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Myron Pollard
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 242

                  #38
                  Re: Mormonism

                  Originally posted by eric84 View Post
                  Pretty interesting comment there. Did you know(I'm sure you do, but lets say you just "forgot" for the time being), that Deuteronomy was written long before any of the old testament. According to your logic we should throw that out, which obviously would be absurd. Also the Bible was not compiled into what it is today until a few centuries after Jesus. It's obvious that this scripture is talking about God's word, which is his teachings, not specifically a book(since the book wasn't around back then). It's also obvious at the end of Revelations that it's speaking of only that book(The book of Revelations) and not the Bible. When the Bible was compiled by MEN, they easily could of added or taken away a few books that they shouldn't, so the Bible is not FOOL proof, it's just the closest thing we have.
                  You did see where the unsaved are unwelcomed,didn't you? Are you just a teenager that has been influenced by the poison of negro music or just plain retarded?

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                  • eric84
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 12

                    #39
                    Re: Mormonism

                    Originally posted by Myron Pollard View Post
                    You did see where the unsaved are unwelcomed,didn't you? Are you just a teenager that has been influenced by the poison of negro music or just plain retarded?
                    Because I don't agree with you, I must be poisoned by "negro music or just plain retarded", haha. This is the exact type of answer a clueless person would use, dodged my comment and trying to bash someone. Good job Myron, you have succeeded once again to post something worthless. And for your information I can't stand "negro music", and I think its obvious the plain retarded is pointed in your direction. Thanks for adding more credibility to my comment.

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                    • Rev. Jim Osborne
                      True Christian™ Televangelist
                      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
                      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 8622

                      #40
                      Re: Mormonism

                      Originally posted by eric84 View Post
                      Pretty interesting comment there. Did you know(I'm sure you do, but lets say you just "forgot" for the time being), that Deuteronomy was written long before any of the old testament. According to your logic we should throw that out, which obviously would be absurd. Also the Bible was not compiled into what it is today until a few centuries after Jesus. It's obvious that this scripture is talking about God's word, which is his teachings, not specifically a book(since the book wasn't around back then). It's also obvious at the end of Revelations that it's speaking of only that book(The book of Revelations) and not the Bible. When the Bible was compiled by MEN, they easily could of added or taken away a few books that they shouldn't, so the Bible is not FOOL proof, it's just the closest thing we have.
                      What God is commanding in Deuteronomy is applicable to the entire Bible, not just that book alone.

                      Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

                      Deuteronomy 12:32 What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it.
                      "The commandments of the LORD your God" extend beyond Deuteronomy. They are in many books of the Bible. God clearly states to add or subtract from his teachings is wrong.

                      Now you're probably wondering, "How do you know He is talking about laws and teachings outside of Deuteronomy?" Easy. Internal consistency. The Bible is 100% infallable and inerrant. It is obvious to any Biblical scholar who has devoted years of researching the Bible that it is perfect in the KJV 1611 form. Now if you were to add the Book of Mormon to it, you would suddenly have a mess of contradictions. That was my point.

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                      • eric84
                        Unsaved trash
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 12

                        #41
                        Re: Mormonism

                        "Internal consistency" huh, doesn't say that in the Bible, and since its infallible, you can't add your own thought to it. I can't help but laugh though how far you all stretch things, if I hadn't found out this site was indeed a Parody, I would be beating myself over the head that you all just don't get it. Any of you ever had a heart attack from laughing so hard at replies on here? I know you'll just deny it's a parody, but I don't believe it.

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29453

                          #42
                          Re: Mormonism

                          Originally posted by eric84 View Post
                          "Internal consistency" huh, doesn't say that in the Bible, and since its infallible, you can't add your own thought to it. I can't help but laugh though how far you all stretch things, if I hadn't found out this site was indeed a divine revelation, I would be beating myself over the head that you all just don't get it. Any of you ever had a heart attack from laughing so hard at replies on here? I know you'll just deny it's a divine revelation, but I don't believe it.
                          We do not laugh at the mis-informed and mis-guided souls such as your self. We gently try to guide them on the good Godly path. If that fails, we do not worry, there are others that will be more receptive to the Lords teachings. I am amazed how easily you dismiss a person like the Rev., a person who has dedicated his life to the Lord and His Bible, the Bible. you, a mere lay person, scoff at his knowledge. I find that simply amazing and sad.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • eric84
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 12

                            #43
                            Re: Mormonism

                            How do you know I am a lay person, you have no clue. But anyways, I wonder how many people you all have tricked on your site.

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29453

                              #44
                              Re: Mormonism

                              Originally posted by eric84 View Post
                              How do you know I am a lay person, you have no clue. But anyways, I wonder how many people you all have tricked on your site.
                              I know you are a lay person because if you were closer to God, you would not think this was a 'trick site'. It is fine you believe what you want to believe. I was young and foolish once too before I found Jesus and turned my life around. I will tell you, life is precious, don't waste what little time you have hating God like you do. We forgive, He may not.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • Myron Pollard
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Jul 2009
                                • 242

                                #45
                                Re: Mormonism

                                Originally posted by eric84 View Post
                                How do you know I am a lay person, you have no clue. But anyways, I wonder how many people you all have tricked on your site.
                                You can only get "tricked" into going to Hell by not believing God's Word.Why must you come here to mock us?What have we done to you?

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