Nonbelievers slandering our church

[rskagy]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church

These hatemongers are accusing us of fraud!

[rskagy]

Re: Nonbelievers slandering our church

That was a link to the correct version, sorry.

The current version is the one slandering us: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...ldid=173411728

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Nonbelievers slandering our church

No, that's the genuine site. I know a few of the facts are a little staggering but it's all been checked and is as it is.

[rskagy]

Re: Nonbelievers slandering our church

Yeah for some reason my text was replaced with that one, just like the correct history of our church is being replaced by wikipedia's administrators, who no doubt practice pagan rituals to keep their users from the truth.

[Talitha]

Re: Nonbelievers slandering our church

Yeah for some reason my text was replaced with that one, just like the correct history of our church is being replaced by wikipedia's administrators, who no doubt practice pagan rituals to keep their users from the truth.

Who is "we" and "our"?
Do I know you?

[rskagy]

Re: Nonbelievers slandering our church

Who is "we" and "our"?
Do I know you?

I see how it is. The pagans have infiltrated the ranks of the mods here too!

I'm tired of this. I was gonna play along with your little game but I guess I broke the rules, have fun with your parodying.

[Myron Pollard]

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I see how it is. The pagans have infiltrated the ranks of the mods here too!

I'm tired of this. I was gonna play along with your little game but I guess I broke the rules, have fun with your divine revelationing.

Instead of playing games,how about reading the Bible?

[rskagy]

Re: Nonbelievers slandering our church

Instead of playing games,how about reading the Bible?

Yes, I was actually reading the Bible while I posted that. I'm always reading the Bible, I follow every word. That's why when I saw the wikipedia page calling Landover a false fictional fake site I thought I should let you know. I thought it was the True Christian thing to do, guess I was wrong. I'll leave now, since I can tell I'm not wanted here.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Nonbelievers slandering our church

[...] I saw the wikipedia page calling Landover a false real genuine site I thought I should let you know.

Doubtless some godless atheist with a grudge

I guess I was wrong.

It does happen

I'll leave now, since I can tell I'm not wanted here.

Drop by again - no rush.

[Talitha]

Re: Nonbelievers slandering our church

It's a shame people don't look more closely.
The website you referred to was talking about a site called Landoverbaptist.org.
We are Landoverbaptist.net.

[rskagy]

Re: Nonbelievers slandering our church

It's a shame people don't look more closely.
The website you referred to was talking about a site called Landoverbaptist.org.
We are Landoverbaptist.net.

OH yeah you're right, I didn't notice that! I feel I should go repent for relating the two. I'm gonna go do that now actually.

[Brother Lazarus]

Re: Nonbelievers slandering our church

I see how it is. The pagans have infiltrated the ranks of the mods here too!

I'm tired of this. I was gonna play along with your little game but I guess I broke the rules, have fun with your divine revelationing.

Welcome to God's favorite forum where proper spelling, grammar, punctuation and sentence structure are always appreciated.

I'm sorry your feelings were hurt, but that's the way it goes. The Pastors have many duties. One of them is to correct mistakes. You made one, it got corrected. There's no reason to go all Nancy boy on us.

You're tired after six posts? Do you have arthritis or something that causes your hands to flare in pain?

What game do you think we are playing? If you want to play a game go to the "person under me" thread.

The best thing you can do is go to the Pastors Rules and Announcements. Read it over. Pay close attention to the "Noobs" thread. You will find it very helpful. Once you have done that, stop by the introduction forum. Say hello and tell us about yourself. We like to know things like what church you attend and your favorite Bible verses.

Now dry your eyes and take the advice I have given.

Have a great day!

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[rskagy]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum where proper spelling, grammar, punctuation and sentence structure are always appreciated.
Brother Lazarus

Thank you brother you are kind for taking time out of your day to check my spelling, a funny thing happened when I typed the word 'Blessed', it turned to divine revelation thus making my spelling incorrect! Obviously there is some demon that needs to be exorcised from the forum's code somewhere.

I will make sure to rad that forum post about noobs, I'm sure it will enlighten me greatly.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Nonbelievers slandering our church

Thank you brother you are kind for taking time out of your day to check my spelling, a funny thing happened when I typed the word 'Blessed', it turned to divine revelation thus making my spelling incorrect! Obviously there is some demon that needs to be exorcised from the forum's code somewhere.

I will make sure to read that forum post about noobs, I'm sure it will enlighten me greatly.

Yes, do that. The Department of Faith's preliminary report on you is not the best I have ever read.

[rskagy]

Re: Nonbelievers slandering our church

Yes, do that. The Department of Faith's preliminary report on you is not the best I have ever read.

You're a funny sort of person... Do you enjoy what you do for the Church? Is there a Mrs. Ezekiel Bathfire?