[sheepsnot]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

You know, Jesus will not be mocked, fool. Every smart-mouth comment you post in this Godly forum is being recorded by the DOF and by Jesus himself. You won't think you're so clever once Jesus tosses you into the pits of hell, where you will surely spend eternity having your tongue peeled and your anal cavity reamed with steel brushes.

Haha
who needs jesus?
i've got you 'stud'
hahahahaha

put down those brushes!

haha

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Haha
who needs jesus?
i've got you 'stud'
hahahahaha

put down those brushes!

haha

If there's any evidence that atheists are drooling mongoloids, this is it.

[sheepsnot]

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Also, it seems to me that only one of us here is deriving pleasure from the idea of ramming brushes into people... now thats not very christian is it. I think the all seeing and benevolent god would probably deem my considered thoughts more of a good use of this life we've been graced with, as opposed to sat there touching yourself over the idea of an imaginary friend striking down your enemies.

You have been judged. And deemed wanting.
Try thinking for yourself for once.

I am the Shepherd. Not the sheep.

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

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What the Sam Heck are you talking about, boy? Are you on drugs? God is not only benevolent but malevolent as well. He relishes in the pain and suffering those that go to Hell (you) have to endure. Quit reading false Christian texts that "God loves everyone" and "Jesus was a hippie" because it isn't true.

You are not a shepherd either. Only Christ is the Shepherd and we are his faithful flock. Oh, I get it...you can't let go of your ego to follow someone to salvation, is that it? Because people that "think for themselves" are better right?

Until you get rid of your ego and your unwarranted self-importance, you are doomed to Hell. To be honest, I don't want to see that happen. Confess your sins. Give yourself to Christ. Don't you want to join Jesus in Heaven?

[Rachel_Pierce]

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Um... Been surfing the site for about twenty minutes, and yeah, You fit into every definition of cult that I know.

Friend, I find your comments VERY offensive, but then isn't this the liberal Christian worldview? To label any TRUE Christian Organization a cult, just because they themselves choose to ignore IMPORTANT Scriptures of the Bible? They ignore the truth because they WANT to disobey God's message of hope and love and light.

Then they quote the Bible out of context, and argue that certain scriptures aren't meant to be taken literally - as a way of 'pretending' to themselves that these scriptures aren't all that important. Friend, we MUST take EVERY VERSE of the Bible, EVERY JOT, EVERY WORD as it is written, as 100% God's literal Truth.

Otherwise we would no more be a Christian than these liberal fag-loving puppets. In truth, these heretics have no idea what a cult really is - Because THEY are the cult - NOT US! WE ARE TRUE CHRISTIANS! Only by living completely by the Word, can you truly be a part of the worderful World God has given us. Praise Jesus!

[sheepsnot]

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It amuses me how you as a self confessed 'mouthpiece of god', which is utterly ridiculous in itself, you choose to rank your faith on a forum, how fickle your faith is. Your pleasure comes from elevating yourself above others in how righteous you are.. and all men are created equal...
In answer to your question, yes i am on drugs, and no i would not like to live in imagination land with jesus and santa and all the rest of them.
Your religion needs people like me, otherwise heaven would be all crowded and full up, then you'd have to wait in line for ages to see the big man. also, what would you have to fill up your pitifully blind existance with? If your not to spend your time condemming your fellow man?

I am the Shepherd. You are the sheep.

[Wide-Open]

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In answer to your question, yes i am on drugs

You could have stopped there stoner!

Hebrews 11:37
They were stoned, they were sawn asunder, were tempted, were slain with the sword: they wandered about in sheepskins and goatskins; being destitute, afflicted, tormented;

[Rachel_Pierce]

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I am the Shepherd. You are the sheep.

You know, you sound like a fag. Do you have sexual relations with your sheep? I bet it's the only attention you get, since no decent woman would want to marry such a wretched worthless God-mocking drug-addict piece of filth like you.

I may be a woman, and as such my views aren't really important compared to the Godly men on this forum, but I know that when I die I'll be in Heaven and live forever, whereas you'll be burning in Hell for all eternity, sheepboy.

Your eyes will melt in your sockets, your limbs will crisp, your bones will crack, your tongue will drip out your mouth like lumps of hot wax as you scream and scream and scream for all eternity, but noone helps you. That's what you got to look forward to.

Maybe something for you to think about.

[sheepsnot]

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You should have started there....

You could have stopped there stoner!

Hebrews 11:37
They were stoned, they were sawn asunder, were tempted, were slain with the sword: they wandered about in sheepskins and goatskins; being destitute, afflicted, tormented;

[sheepsnot]

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You know, you sound like a fag. Do you have sexual relations with your sheep? I bet it's the only attention you get, since no decent woman would want to marry such a wretched worthless God-mocking drug-addict piece of filth like you.

I may be a woman, and as such my views aren't really important compared to the Godly men on this forum, but I know that when I die I'll be in Heaven and live forever, whereas you'll be burning in Hell for all eternity, sheepboy.

Your eyes will melt in your sockets, your limbs will crisp, your bones will crack, your tongue will drip out your mouth like lumps of hot wax as you scream and scream and scream for all eternity, but noone helps you. That's what you got to look forward to.

Maybe something for you to think about.

You absolute mental case. I pity you beyond all belief. Despite your ranting, i shall humour you with a normal respose. perhaps i could suggest drugs to up you self esteem. i mean seriously, you have degraded yourself as a woman. you have devalued yourself and your entire race, you are squandering the life that your god gave you. you are pathetic. Live and Love your life, thats the best advice i can give you. that is why, if any reason we are here.

how about using that gun to commit the eternal sin? Or is it there just purely to love thy neighbour...
You are worthless, not because you are a woman, but because you have no self worth.

I am still the Shepherd. And you are still a sheep.

and suggesting beastuality... even a narrow minded person such as yourself could stretch to something a little more reasonable than that..

[Wide-Open]

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the life that your god gave you

More proof that atheists KNOW that God exists, but just hate Him!

sin

love thy neighbour...

Can you imagine how silly it would be if I started quoting Darwin and Dawkins on you?

[sheepsnot]

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I wouldn't consider that 'silly' at all just slightly less ignorant.

More proof that atheists KNOW that God exists, but just hate Him!





Can you imagine how silly it would be if I started quoting Darwin and Dawkins on you?

[Rachel_Pierce]

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You absolute mental case. I pity you beyond all belief. Despite your ranting, i shall humour you with a normal respose. perhaps i could suggest drugs to up you self esteem. i mean seriously, you have degraded yourself as a woman. you have devalued yourself and your entire race, you are squandering the life that your god gave you. you are pathetic. Live and Love your life, thats the best advice i can give you. that is why, if any reason we are here.

how about using that gun to commit the eternal sin? Or is it there just purely to love thy neighbour...
You are worthless, not because you are a woman, but because you have no self worth.

I am still the Shepherd. And you are still a sheep.

and suggesting beastuality... even a narrow minded person such as yourself could stretch to something a little more reasonable than that..

Firstly, I do NOT devalue myself. I merely stated that my opinions were not as valuable as my husband or the learned men on this forum. God made women from men, not the other way around, and I praise and thank God for doing something as wonderful as creating women for man. Without that, I wouldnt be around. Duuu... how retarded are you?

Secondly, you say you want to give me a normal response, yet you curse me, call me a mental case, and insult my friends. Is that 'normal' to you? Do you talk that way to your mother? Because if I were your mother, I'd have you beaten with razorwire for talking to a Pastor in such a way. But then, you're an athiest, so you probably have sexual relations with your mother, and don't even know who your daddy really is. I bet he was a negra. It must be hard living with no morals and no values in life.

Thirdly, I do NOT squander the glorious life God gave me. I live it to the fullest, according to the Word of the Holy Bible KJV1611. And I have been persecuted, abused, harrassed and cruely treated because of my faith by people like you. Hateful bigots in my home town that call me a psycho, and try an get me to violate my parole conditions.

Let me just state for the record that any supposed fag-enabling law I have broken was for the good of my family, my faith, my Church and MY God. I have been held down and beaten by fags, lesbians, freaks who hate my religion and want me dead. Just because I shot a gun into a Gay Pride Parade, and it wasn't even real bullets used. Since then I have been subject to so many abuses and hate-campaigns by pitiful queers you would be horrified. Then even target my children. What kind of people do that? Only evil ones.

It's YOU who is pathetic. Always remember how worthless you are.

Enjoy hell, fag!

[Flat Lander]

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Is being in a cult a bad thing? Sounds like some folks here think it is. I'm the official spokesperson for a cult that likes to have fun. Here's the announcement from when I got the job.

[Satanic link deleted]

If I had had an indication that being in a cult was a bad thing, I would have struggled harder against my captors.

[jsmith23]

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I would just like to point out that there very definition of cult means "a system of religious beliefs and ritual; also : its body of adherents" (Merriam-Webster online dictionary). You will have to specify what you mean by cult. If you mean the DENOTATION, then yes, it is a religion. BUT if you mean the CONNOTATION, the widely used new meaning for it, than no, it is NOT a "cult".