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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22355

    #541
    Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

    Originally posted by R.Geus View Post
    What is that "rapture" you talk about, if I may ask?
    The return of Jesus Christ. It is when all True Christians(tm) go to Heaven and everyone else goes to hell. It is very important to be Saved(c) before the Rapture!

    1st Thessalonians 4:15-17 "For this we say unto you by the word of the Lord, that we which are alive and remain unto the coming of the Lord shall not prevent them which are asleep. For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord."
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • R.Geus
      Unsaved trash
      • Jun 2010
      • 24

      #542
      Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

      Ohhh I thought the end would come because earth would be destroyed during an epic battle between archangel Michael and Lucifer.
      That doesn't make me smile!

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      • Katander
        Unsaved trash, hateful eskimo savage
        • Jul 2010
        • 101

        #543
        Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

        Originally posted by R.Geus View Post
        Ohhh I thought the end would come because earth would be destroyed during an epic battle between archangel Michael and Lucifer.
        First comes... The Rapture (secret return of JC)
        Then comes...The Second Coming(public return of JC)

        I guess this gives the chosen christians the chance to get out of Dodge before all Hell breaks loose!
        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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        • souleater
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          • Aug 2010
          • 2

          #544
          Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

          The return of Jesus Christ. It is when all True Christians™ go to Heaven and everyone else goes to hell. It is very important to be Saved© before the Rapture!


          And who will be the second “Jesua” Crumpi Old Man

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          • Sister Christina
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jun 2010
            • 364

            #545
            Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

            Originally posted by souleater View Post

            And who will be the second “Jesua”
            There is no such thing as a second Jesus.

            There is one, and one Jesus only...our Jesus Christ! Praise the Lord!
            "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22355

              #546
              Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

              Originally posted by souleater View Post
              And who will be the second “Jesua” Crumpi Old Man
              Haha, you wrote my name wrong, that is so funny .
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • Nastistinn
                Unsaved trash
                • Aug 2010
                • 8

                #547
                Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                It's a cult!

                But not as fun one as a chaos cult! MWHAHAHAHAH.

                Let me sacrifice your soul to slaanesh

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                • SecretFalcon
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                  • Sep 2010
                  • 42

                  #548
                  Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                  You know, what startles me is that people come on here saying "You won't listen to my opinion!" and get all T-Oed because of it. How do you think we have so many loose churches know days? New freakin' opinions... t'is why I respect this site because no one is willing to put up to this change and stick to old country... Keep it up. Thank-you Jesus.

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                  • Levi Jones
                    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                     
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 13930

                    #549
                    Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                    Originally posted by SecretFalcon View Post
                    You know, what startles me is that people come on here saying "You won't listen to my opinion!" and get all T-Oed because of it. How do you think we have so many loose churches know days? New freakin' opinions... t'is why I respect this site because no one is willing to put up to this change and stick to old country... Keep it up. Thank-you Jesus.
                    Um, thanks I think.
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                    • IHateGod666
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                      Under Investigation
                      • Sep 2010
                      • 4

                      #550
                      Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                      well ive never met a church as insane as yourselves,i compare a cult to that of charles manson.you are beyond that.you are merely a bunch of loonies that like jesus waaaaaaaaaaay too much

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                      • Phebe Carlyle
                        GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                        Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 2604

                        #551
                        Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                        Originally posted by IHateGod666 View Post
                        well ive never met a church as insane as yourselves,i compare a cult to that of charles manson.you are beyond that.you are merely a bunch of loonies that like jesus waaaaaaaaaaay too much
                        Obviously, you don't understand the feeling it is like to have Jesus deep within you. We are not a cult at all. We just happen to follow the guidance of God through His everlasting and unchanged Word of Truth; the KJV1611 to the letter.

                        As Jesus said in the Book of Matthew:

                        Matthew 5:17-18

                        17Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.

                        18For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.


                        Jesus live up to this and the only thing we can do, given His sacrifice, is listen to Him with all our heart and soul.

                        I am sorry for you that satan has such a hold on you that you until now cannot escape his grasp.

                        Perhaps if you start reading the KJV1611 you too could become one with God.

                        We are here to help you see The TRUTH!

                        YIC

                        Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




                        There's Jesus here,
                        Just see what He offers me....
                        Down here my sins forgiven,
                        Up there a home in heaven
                        Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                        • BelieverInGod
                          Fourm Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 9269

                          #552
                          Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                          Originally posted by IHateGod666 View Post
                          well ive never met a church as insane as yourselves,i compare a cult to that of charles manson.you are beyond that.you are merely a bunch of loonies that like jesus waaaaaaaaaaay too much
                          I don't think you realize what a cult is. Who is our "Charles Manson" around here? A cult has a charismatic leader who cannot be questioned. Now I'll admit that our pastors are filled with the Holy Ghost and lead us well, but if they started preaching things that were not in the Holy Bible, we would stop following them. If my husband got a job in Texas, the pastors would not be telling me I couldn't leave, they would actually try and find me a True Christian(TM) church down there.

                          Now what exactly is "cult-like" about us? Because we don't agree with you?
                          Drama queen

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                          • Rev. M. Rodimer
                            Honorary True Christian™
                            Forum Member
                            • May 2008
                            • 13996

                            #553
                            Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                            Originally posted by IHateGod666 View Post
                            well ive never met a church as insane as yourselves,i compare a cult to that of charles manson.you are beyond that.you are merely a bunch of loonies that like jesus waaaaaaaaaaay too much
                            Dear Semi-Literate God-Mocker:

                            Please review the first post in this thread to see how a cult is defined by cult experts. Does Landover fit this mold? No.

                            Bible boring? Nonsense!
                            Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                            You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                            • Son of Athena
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 23

                              #554
                              Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                              Just to point out are not all church's cults?
                              John 15:13-Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78552

                                #555
                                Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

                                Originally posted by Son of Athena View Post
                                Just to point out are not all church's cults?
                                Quite right. Some are false churches. Landover Baptist is God's favorite church.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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