[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Also, apparently you guys aren't exactly literate either, because not everything in the Bible is to be taken literally. Some of it is symbolism. Some of it is hidden messages. So study up all your literary terms such as allusion, oxymormon, personification, simile, and metaphor.

I see. So you know better than God what He meant, do you?

2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:"

I think I'll trust Him.

In Christ

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

not everything in the Bible is to be taken literally. Some of it is symbolism. Some of it is hidden messages. So study up all your literary terms such as allusion, oxymormon, personification, simile, and metaphor.

Amen, friend. Such as the parables of Jesus.

So, please give us one example of something we True Christians(tm) thought was intended literally, but was actually intended to be a hidden message. Then maybe we can get somewhere.

[nohate]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Ezekiel Flint <pastorflint@hotmail.com>
9:19 PM (21 minutes ago)



to me







Dear Godmocking Maggot;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and being sodomized by strangers in public toilets to send me this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that I am actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that I'm right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel



> To: PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net
> Subject: The Landover Baptist Church Forum Contact Us Form - Report unChristian activities
> From: personal email redacted.
> Date: Mon, 10 Dec 2012 03:27:25 +0000
>
> The following message was sent to you via the The Landover Baptist Church Forum Contact Us form by nohate ( mailto: personal email redacted).
>
> --------------------------------
>
> “…for you are all sons of God through faith in Christ Jesus… There is no Jew or Greek, slave or free, male or female; for you are all one in Christ Jesus” (Galatians 3:26, 28).
>
> I have not posted hate or anything sexual, but I am constantly being harassed. My account information has been chanfed to say "Teenaged pervert" even though I have said nothing of the sexual nature. I have backed most of my posts with bible verses and still people are harassing me. I believe that GOd loves all of his people, and even though some of us slip up time to time, he wants to forgive us. Jesus died so that the Father could forgive us of our sins, right? There have been generalizations stretched to great proportions, some which attack entire races, genders, or lifestyles. Please, if I have said anything flat out wrong, let me know so that I may mend my ways, but I think that the ammount of hate that is being expressed on this site is overcrowding what God is: love. God is love, and hate is poison.
>








How does my email, with which I hoped to recieve some constructive criticism and be brought towards the truth, convey that I worship the devil? I worsip God. If I did not, I would not have phrased my email in that manner. Thank YOU for not even taking the time to realize that I was actually hoping to find out what I have done wrong, and repent.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Wahhh, wahhhh - cry baby expressions deleted

How does my email, with which I hoped to recieve some constructive criticism and be brought towards the truth, convey that I worship the devil? I worsip God. If I did not, I would not have phrased my email in that manner. Thank YOU for not even taking the time to realize that I was actually hoping to find out what I have done wrong, and repent.

That was a long post...and with nothing to say.

Is whining all you ever do?

[Levi Jones]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

> “…for you are all sons of God through faith in Christ Jesus… There is no Jew or Greek, slave or free, male or female; for you are all one in Christ Jesus” (Galatians 3:26, 28).

Be silent, rib!

1 Timothy 2:9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works.
11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

>
> I have not posted hate or anything sexual, but I am constantly being harassed. My account information has been chanfed to say "Teenaged pervert" even though I have said nothing of the sexual nature. I have backed most of my posts with bible verses and still people are harassing me.

No one is harassing you, girl. You are here to harass us. We didn't come to retardedteengirlswhopretendtobechristianschat.com and start telling you that you are doing Christianity all wrong.

I believe that GOd loves all of his people,

Back it up with scripture. Don't tell us what you think God believes. Find out for yourself, child and prove it to us.

Go on and read for yourself who God hates.

[philipp.osewold]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Son, Jesus hates you because you are a whiney emo fag, and because you don't worship Him properly. The hatred you receive from Jesus is created by you. You spit on His loving Sacrifice, and thus richly deserve His enmity.

We judge you because Jesus commands us to. It's in the Bible, so you can look it up.

I'll bet you're a damnable foreigner to boot. You talk funny.

It also says "Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment" in the same Leviticus 19:15! And that again is a perfect example about how you pathetic people put the words in the bible as it fits in your egoistic means!

Here's another proof of the abuse of god's words:

Amen, Brotha! This crossdressin' vampire be tryin'a act like Judas up in here:

Then took Mary a pound of ointment of spikenard, very costly, and anointed the feet of Jesus, and wiped his feet with her hair: and the house was filled with the odour of the ointment. Then saith one of his disciples, Judas Iscariot, Simon's son, which should betray him, Why was not this ointment sold for three hundred pence, and given to the poor? This he said, not that he cared for the poor; but because he was a thief, and had the bag, and bare what was put therein. Then said Jesus, Let her alone: against the day of my burying hath she kept this. For the poor always ye have with you; but me ye have not always. - John 12:3-8

When that snake Judas had tried to make a big deal about poor folk, JESUS had rebuked him. He had clearly stated that He be more important than any of the poor folk, and that it better for that costly ointment to be used on Him than wasted on the poor. We True Christians

™ is supposed to be Christ-like in everything that we do, and it might be hard to put ourselves befo'e the poor, but that be what the Lord had done and we is called to do the exact same thang. Praise JESUS!!

Right! Jesus said, HE is more important. But NOT YOU lot! So do you want to tell me with that quote that you guys consider the importance of yours is equal to the one of Jesus??!
What ignorance and what self-righteousness!!
You have misused the words of the bible for YOUR OWN greedy purposes and not in the means of god!
That makes you liars and sinners and you all will burn in hell while demons will rip out big and juicy pieces out of your unworthy bodies.
No, I will take that back. We should leave the church in the town.

Especially you, Pastor Ezekiel! So you are following all of gods words? NO you don't. You already started to violate the words in the bible by naming yourself Ezekiel (and by the way wrong as it's Ezechiel). This is a clear disobeying of the second commandmand “You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Exodus 20:1-17.

Also you call people with other believes, skin colour or handicaps less worthy while you are the one who does everything right... Here: Ezechiel 16, 51-52 " Neither hath Samaria committed half of thy sins; but thou hast multiplied thine abominations more than they, and hast justified thy sisters in all thine abominations which thou hast done. Thou also, who hast judged thy sisters, bear thine own shame for thy sins that thou hast committed more abominable than they: they are more righteous than thou. Yea, be thou confounded also and bear thy shame, in that thou hast justified thy sisters."
and here: "Likewise, ye younger, submit yourselves unto the elder. Yea, all of you be subject one to another, and be clothed with humility; for “God resisteth the proud, and giveth grace to the humble.” 1 Peter 5:5

So who are you to put yourself above others calling them retards, gothtards, fascists and other words a True Christian never could take in his mouth?!

I can only respond with these words:
"And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brothers eye, but considerest not the beame that is in thine owne eye?" Matthew 7:3

Now what will you do? Ban me, like anyone else who criticize you and act like the big faggot (!) dictator you always like to be or will you have the bravery to defend yourself and we'll have an open discussion. There are other people than you aswell who know their bible and the words of the bible can be interpreted in various ways!


So in this matter let me remind you that words of the bible which you think to understand don't have this meaning per se. They just have the meaning you THINK they have but you with your unperfect human mind shouldn't have the arrogance that you are the only one to understand the holy words! In middle ages they would have burned you on the funeral pile for this blasphemy!
Same to all of you!


I'm looking forward to your -hopefully- sophisticated, objective and non-insulting answers, although they are welcome to be polemic.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Hello friend, and welcome to our friendly forums! My, but that was a lot of words. I didn't catch an introduction in there, so I'd like to encourage you to hop on over to our Introduction Forum and tell us about yourself so we can greet you properly!

[dr wayne kerr]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Especially you, Pastor Ezekiel! So you are following all of gods words? NO you don't. You already started to violate the words in the bible by naming yourself Ezekiel (and by the way wrong as it's Ezechiel). This is a clear disobeying of the second commandmand “You shall not make for yourself a carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Exodus 20:1-17.

Interesting that you have clearly made this point.

I do however have a question.

what is the difference between the words

'commandmand' and 'commandment'?

the same could be referenced with the two names

'Ezekiel' and 'Ezeciel'

I would like to reference the naming of popes, john, peter and so on.

is this not the very same?

with 'Ezekiel' and 'Ezeciel' it is clear that they are not an exact match.

if your name is john, peter, mark and so on are you not guilty also?

[dr wayne kerr]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

Now what will you do? Ban me, like anyone else who criticize you and act like the big faggot (!) dictator you always like to be or will you have the bravery to defend yourself and we'll have an open discussion. There are other people than you aswell who know their bible and the words of the bible can be interpreted in various ways!

interesting again you use the term 'faggot'
I ask, which era of this word are you referring too.
1. a man who gathers wood
2. an old lady
and so on..........

the term 'faggot' is an evolving term used differently with each generation and therefore has no firmbasis in meaning within the english language seeing it has changed many times throughout history.

unlike the word 'cat' a simple 3 letter word that has basis within the english language

John 8.7
So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone.

[philipp.osewold]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

hello mary and wayne.
firstly, that is a great idea i surely will present myself in the intro* forum.
i am a bit furios about the inhuman ways how people with different opinions in here are getting crushed by insulting them and making them ridicolous.

i think this just isn't right. if this community has such a strong believe in god as it always proclaims it should be no problem if this believe is being proved. and if you want people to understand this believe, then explain it! don't bash these people!

as jesus very rightly said in Leviticus 19:18 this will bring the Landover Baptist Church to future growth and wealth, not verbally non-stop firing like a machine gun.
so i became angry and wanted the bring some people back from the high podium they are standing on.

wayne, you're right. i meant commandment and not commandmand. this comes due to the fact that english isn't my mother language but german.
still it is ezechiel according to the first scripts which were written in old greek.
also i think he named himself after the great prophet ezechiel, here in the forum.
if this should really be his real name, of course i'll take that point back then.

[dr wayne kerr]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

now,

lets refer to your comment again regarding the name 'Ezeciel / Ezekiel'

i think you might mean the English translation from the devils language from Hebrew to English

Ezekiel (Yehezkel, Yechezkel)

interesting indeed, google is your friend brother

[philipp.osewold]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

interesting again you use the term 'faggot'
I ask, which era of this word are you referring too.
1. a man who gathers wood
2. an old lady
and so on..........

the term 'faggot' is an evolving term used differently with each generation and therefore has no firmbasis in meaning within the english language seeing it has changed many times throughout history.

unlike the word 'cat' a simple 3 letter word that has basis within the english language

John 8.7
So when they continued asking him, he lifted up himself, and said unto them, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone.

i can understand that. the place where i lived (london) it means the same as coward. just substitute faggot with coward.

ps: it can also be Jechezkel.

[dr wayne kerr]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

i can understand that. the place where i lived (london) it means the same as coward. just substitute faggot with coward.

ps: it can also be Jechezkel.

Brother God or King James,

You are welcome here, and i am sorry to seem blunt in my remarks.
please remember that we are simply guests in this house. we are here for the teachings of the KJB.

I am sure the name Ezekiel was commonly used long before in history.
A name is simply a name and never to be taken literally given the transformation of languages throughout time (6000 years as per the geneologies).

Although, using the name 'God' could be used against you also as we are referring to your forum name, which admittedly doesn't sit right with me call you 'God or King James'

I mean NO INSULT I am clearly stating some clear fact in your comment.

You along with others are welcome to share views and have discussion.

Praise white Jesus!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

i can understand that. the place where i lived (london) it means the same as coward. just substitute faggot with coward.

ps: it can also be Jechezkel.

Now I am confused. Are you a coward, a queer or a queer coward?

No matter.

Friend, you need to read the Bible. If you want to (as you 3rd world people say) 'Fancy' yourself as a Christian, you need to follow the Bible. Not put your own personal spin on it because "You know what God really meant'. Doing so just makes you appear the buffoon and I am sure you do not want people to think that.

[philipp.osewold]

Re: Is Landover Baptist Church a CULT?

dear mary,
i would like to answer your pn aswell.

firstly i would like to ask which parts of my text you find boring or witless?
of course i am assuming that harsh criticism is something this community can bear so this surely can't be the reason why in your opinion it is boring.

then, please tell me which of my quotes weren't backed up with the bible.
(for you information: i am using the gutenberg bible which was the first book ever being printed. it was created in 1452 and a direct translation of the old bible that was still written in latin and thus should be pretty close to the original ancient texts.)